mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

not in qld shirley?

well relatively speaking it is, and there's a cold wind.

that's campbell newman

imagine what horrors he has in store for us.

wait so he's cutting back on that famous queensland sunshine too

its so cold in that barry o'farrell has frozen up and can't do anything oh wait

in sydney i mean

anyway do you wanna hear all my state premier zings

yes

we can laugh ourselves warm.

was at the centre of a /!\ BURGER MIX-UP CRISIS /!\ last nite

luckily the dogg was understanding

my only crisis was insufficient burger

^^man who consumed hat-trick of burgers in one (1) day

dammit now i want burgerage for lunch.

lord burgsalot, the man who loves to burg

xpost

how do they age the burger

age of burgquarius

i have a tragic vision of an exhausted kbp still labouring over some state premier zings and finding them not even up to his own inexacting standards.

lord burgsalot,

he liketh big buns and he cannot lie

I burged. Now I feel faintly ill.

do you also feel illy faint?

but it was burgerlicious. right?

no that's in sydnee

what does a mong think of h0ly b4lm? australia's answer to the juan maclean or dull hipster douchebaggery?

not heard or heard of but you intrigue me

you saucy devil you

http://soundcloud.com/ripsociety/holy-balm-take-it

what's on for the longcat w/e kiddies

after the three busiest and most cognitively difficult weeks of my entire life, i plan to go to bed and fucking stay there

your turn

good work

i am spending 2 days working and 1 day making tunes & drinking

33% of that sounds the business

prob minding haus out at diamo

Duplass bros flick at film fest followed by A/V DJ thing tonight

Ellroy flick at film fest followed by some NZ hip-hop band for free and maybe Francois Kevorkian in a cocktail bar tomorrow

E17 for E-A's b-day Sunday.

Didn't know it was a long weekend until yesterday, no plans Monday.

plan to fuck shit up

Canberra for 2 dayz, the rest just pottering about on me garden, I got today and Tuesday off as well woo! so far, there is hangover :(

plan to fuck shit up

might fuck Bowser's shit up a bit tbh

did everyone die?

thread title invokes paralysing cognitive dissonance

there you go

summer + winter = winter

how is a mong

numerous and belligerent

el o el

long weekend was bit shitty but o welp

i bought this thing called a 'polaroid camera' at fitzy market on satdee, $10

it's like instagram but in the real world!!

heavens!

analogue instagram

I used to own one of those. "painters" hired by the owner of my old flat to "paint" the walls (ie his mates/cousins who knew fuck all abt P&D) USED MY CAMERA AND BROKE IT.

I had proof, cos they were fucking dumb enough to take a pic of themselves and then... leave it, lying next to the broken camera. I mean, what in the actual fuck.

lol, what a crew of mouthbreathers

It was so disgusting. They broke a lamp and our blinds as well, and left dropped paint everywhere, and used cig butts all over the batyhroom, so gross. I took a bunch of photos, sent them to the realos with an outraged email... and despite the fact I'd comprehensively trashed that place myself over the 8 years I was there, I got all my bond back. Ha ha ha.

http://thepresets.com

i like them but i think i might skip the $100 deluxe version this time