Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

Practising for her next role as Jayne Mansfield?

lol the Porche was a rental

what would be a reason to refuse a ride to the emergency room? serious question, sorry if that's totally obvious etc

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 8, 2012 7:29 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

didnt want to pay the ambulance bill

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Wanted to show up at the same time as her lawyer to make sure she didn't consent to any blood tests she shouldn't

^^^this and giving the paparazzi the slip?

also: self-centered and a little insane

tru

Set to star in micro-budget The Canyons, directed by Paul Schrader, written by Bret Easton Ellis, co-starring with James Dean; Ellis has promised "four-ways."

er, make that "James Deen," not the hologram.

let's admit we know who that guy is all at once... wait no

http://gawker.com/5891061/from-rainbow-parties-to-butt+chugging-a-timeline-of-moral-panics-in-the-last-decade

I first heard of him from this profile:
http://www.good.is/post/what-women-want

^^highly recommended reading

“My problem is I never really had anything I wanted to do in life other than porn. I’ve never really had a hobby. I never really had any ambition,” Deen says. “I was in kindergarten or something and I saw porn for the first time, and I said, ‘This is what I want to do. I want to grow up and be in porn.’”

this seems like such a weird thing to say

@abc7: #BREAKINGNEWS ABC7 has learned Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious at Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey

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:-(

OH FOR FFS

R.I.P. LINDSAY LOHAN

no this is the PRAY FOR LILO stage

lol @ "for ffs"

Oh Lindsay get up we love you :(

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/06/lindsay-lohan-found-unconscious-in-california-hotel/

apparently they filmed some of "parent trap" at that hotel

IT'S ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE

she's dead.

gr80 how could you

gr80 killed loh4n?

that was the joke yeah

u_u

ach this poor idiot

http://www.lindsay-lohan.net/gallery/data/531/lindsay-lohan_dot_net-movies-meangirls-promos-0020.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

not dead yet

much like with lindsay the last seven years were kind of a wash of embarrassment and inebriation but at least now i can tell myself i didnt die in a hotel room

not yet anyway

...yet

my boobs got smaller too

SURVIVOR

been through a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zShSJgXjF1Y

We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.

Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.

Lindsay is back on set shooting her Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."

As far as we know, Lindsay did not go to the hospital herself."

So she was asleep...

...with a little help from her 'friends'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxOWvLeLA8

"exhausted" & "dehydrated"

i know what that feels like

http://iweb.cooking.com/images/recipe/Recipe/Detail/RE_10232.jpg

here this'll fix that right

one that slep't not wisely but too well

You know who else came back from the dead! It's the second coming!

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/04/lindsay-lohans-new-wave/

mmm, no.

I've heard of people trying to surf on a lilo, but LiLo trying to surf?

This sentence rolls its eyes at Richard Phillips.

lilo standing with a surfboard, someone who surfs surfing