EURO 2012

De Subjectivisten's gone very quiet

are the bbc team just in the redecorated match of the day studio?

yeah, they're not going out til the quarter finals. Cost-cutting

stick lineker in a dodgy hostel full of braying australians, give him the full visit to poland experience.

harry laying into wenger there!

Has Shearer been relegated to pitch-side reporter for the entire tournament? Please tell me he has.

Gerrard on TV currently showing all the inspirational qualities of a condemned man.

"i think we can get further than the public think we can get further"

poor old stevie seems so weary with it all

he's always like tbf

like that

De Subjectivisten's gone very quiet

lol i think our EURO thread came to a nice close with the Tiny Thais version of Rocky Road To Poland :)

"Blister in the Sun?"?

a brief trip into De Subjectivisten brought this wonder to my attention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eParXVjkPI

Aargh. Only needed 1 ? US only.

I'm loving the use of The Final Countdown here. Contemporary!

Nice to see 'Arry tapping up Seedorf there

"the crowd at the right hand side of the stadium are chanting the name of Russia, the crowd on the left side are chanting the name of Ukraine"

Commentary that effortlessly summarises the spirit of Ukraine.

rvp having a 'mare

lol rvp

huntelaar unimpressed

jesus.

not sure eriksen has touched the ball yet

lol rvp. also i'm still miles behind everyone i think, plz wait 1 minute before posting responses.

holland will win this 2-1 surely

just use a dial-up for ilx ffs merdey

yeah not really looking like a 0-1 anymore...

lol Afellay almost got brained again there

closer to a 0-2 amirite

terrible corner

brilliant HD slo-mo of RVP mishit

nice dis of bendtner there by j pierce

he's had several digs - he's decided Bendtner is his figure of fun for the match

not a bad choice i guess, bendtner's achieved nothing

The Dutch seem unwilling/unable to commit bodies into the box - just there RVP was wandering back from offside to the edge of the box, Sneijder was in space 25-30 yards out and had only a long square pass to Robben on.

I am torn -- will I win, or my evil mirror universe self?

ah van bommel don't ever change

Is rvp going to the left wing?

I love Simon Poulsen. I love how he's hardly been in the left-back position all match. I love how his entire game-plan is "run as far as you can". I love how he couldn't hit a decent cross if his life depended on it. And I love how those factors combined to set up the Danish goal.

I am torn -- will I win, or my evil mirror universe self?

a 1-1 would make for a nice symmetry (and really help with my bet on Germany to win the group).

sorry missed the sub, who went off for holland?

Still no closer to knowing if Eriksen's all that

De Jong and Afellay

when dinks go wrong

great ball

affaley + de jong xp

thanks xp

jesus what a pass from sneijder

sneijder's been on it today tbf

indeed

man what a pass

cool flop by the goalkeeper too

news just in: Robben is a bit selfish

ooh hand up for offside whilst slipping whilst intercepting

The 2 CMs for Denmark have done a rubbish job screening the defence but they've been v good in possession.