EURO 2012

Great game earlier. Perhaps Bren should visit the Krohn-Delhi to add some meat to the LFC attack. (not a real suggestion)

This match is shit.

I think Lawrenson's always this bad. It's like he thinks he's Terry Wogan at Eurovision.

yeah lawro/mowbray is the WORST (excepting alan green of course)

nice use of advantage there

xps the old heckler guys in the balcony seats in the muppets.

i will boldly post on in the face of incomprehension.

to be fair, based on his champions league form Gomez with the ball in the box is not an advantage.

I still don't get that New Orleans quip from the other day

ronaldo protecting the dental work

Not to mention Brick Lane-gate

anyone gonna score a good freekick in this tourney?

no ball complaints yet

Mowbray's really egging him on, though. It's not often I think I'd love to hear Graham Taylor commentating on this, but I really would. The cynicism here is numbing.

new orleans quip wasn't really a quip, university obligations are preventing me from going to new orleans! (where there happens to be a philosophy conference on.)

maybe i can adopt a posting style of crystalline factual positivism.

everyone knows who Statler and Waldorf are tbf

this is what reading derrida does to a man's ability to communicate, tbh.

Did anyone mention shearer's tuft rip earlier? It's chatting up princess di in the china white's in heaven now.

great chance

coming to a league near you next season...

I had an idea but it turned out I was thinking of Sacco and Vanzetti xp

are we gonna have a tournament with one non-shite arsenal player?

Scweinsteiger's played a couple of godawful passes in the last 5 mins

are we gonna have a tournament with one non-shite arsenal player?

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walcott hat-trick monday

mertesacker managing to not mess up while on the bench.

i don't know if there's any way to sound more effortlessly xenophobic than referring to e.g. 'france' as 'the french'.

pepe just kicked gomez in the nuts

"the frogs"

Technically, Bendtner didn't miss any chances today.

Arshavin seems to be doing alrig...oh wait

pepe is v good. a psychopath, but awfully good.

this game is shit so far :(

this is not v good.

xp yop.

I'm pretty much sighing any time someone tries a shot now. Wonder if it's the heat that's affecting them. Lahm particularly seems to be sweating like a pig.

great delayed fall from nani there. was a foul.

oh. my. god.

ball don't lie

germany fans are enthusiastic in their disgust, certainly.

Touch of Charles Hawtrey about Ozil too, now I think of it.

IN?

that must have been a stealth five-point exploding heart technique because nani took 5 strides before collapsing in utter agony

oh that was close

ooooh

on the line.

ooooo

i appear to be slightly more in time with the rest of you now.

portugal haven't been good to watch since they exchanged open warfare with holland that time

Hansen needs his hair tidying up at the back.

hurrah here's hansen to bring some much-needed positivity.

will they show zizouu throw up?

yes

Yup.

England played better in that defeat to France than they have in any subsequent international tournament. Euro 2004 was a glorious time.