EURO 2012

new orleans quip wasn't really a quip, university obligations are preventing me from going to new orleans! (where there happens to be a philosophy conference on.)

maybe i can adopt a posting style of crystalline factual positivism.

everyone knows who Statler and Waldorf are tbf

this is what reading derrida does to a man's ability to communicate, tbh.

Did anyone mention shearer's tuft rip earlier? It's chatting up princess di in the china white's in heaven now.

great chance

coming to a league near you next season...

I had an idea but it turned out I was thinking of Sacco and Vanzetti xp

are we gonna have a tournament with one non-shite arsenal player?

Scweinsteiger's played a couple of godawful passes in the last 5 mins

are we gonna have a tournament with one non-shite arsenal player?

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walcott hat-trick monday

mertesacker managing to not mess up while on the bench.

i don't know if there's any way to sound more effortlessly xenophobic than referring to e.g. 'france' as 'the french'.

pepe just kicked gomez in the nuts

"the frogs"

Technically, Bendtner didn't miss any chances today.

Arshavin seems to be doing alrig...oh wait

pepe is v good. a psychopath, but awfully good.

this game is shit so far :(

this is not v good.

xp yop.

I'm pretty much sighing any time someone tries a shot now. Wonder if it's the heat that's affecting them. Lahm particularly seems to be sweating like a pig.

great delayed fall from nani there. was a foul.

oh. my. god.

ball don't lie

germany fans are enthusiastic in their disgust, certainly.

Touch of Charles Hawtrey about Ozil too, now I think of it.

IN?

that must have been a stealth five-point exploding heart technique because nani took 5 strides before collapsing in utter agony

oh that was close

ooooh

on the line.

ooooo

i appear to be slightly more in time with the rest of you now.

portugal haven't been good to watch since they exchanged open warfare with holland that time

Hansen needs his hair tidying up at the back.

hurrah here's hansen to bring some much-needed positivity.

will they show zizouu throw up?

yes

Yup.

England played better in that defeat to France than they have in any subsequent international tournament. Euro 2004 was a glorious time.

Well, that was a nice Euro 2012. When does the Tour de France start, exactly?

Alan Shearer really does think absolutely everything is fucking hilarious at the moment, doesn't he? It's extraordinary.

Only one point off 2nd place LBI.

p sure shearer's on one.

sounds like we're missing a decent Argentina - Brazil game

True Pandemic. Can't say I'm all that excited about Germany and Portugal though, fouls galore.

It is sad we had a team that can't score and have Van Persie who fails in the Orange jersey once again.

ooh number none, don't tempt me

Crap, should have got that across.

lahm schooled

Hell of a sprint from Ronaldo to get to that ball.

sneijder>>>>>>>>>ozil tonight.

Boateng not looking at all clever here. This is livening up.