EURO 2012

typical Germans

lahm so far out of position there

simple, nice.

awww so close

That was so good

Honours
Club

Benfica

Portuguese League Cup: 2011–12

He is also being watched by barcalona and chelsea

I'm at a wedding and have Germany 2-0 in a four-way sweep of a tenner each with few mates. Suddenly it's on.

gomez's hair straddles a very fine line between great and terrible.

Yeah I'd never get tired of it flopping about in the slow-mo of his header

good hair

looks like a dashing young ss obersturmbannführer who just sanctioned the burning of a village

good hair with bad connotations

meant it

nah

ikr nani, but still

obviously

gomez is v narrowly in the good hair phase just now i think, one centimetre more and he may be back in 90s US soap hunk mode.

Nani this last minute

ha close from nani
neuer must have some kind of spring loaded device in his gloves cos he doesn't punch the ball so much as merely put his hand in the air and it rebounds miles.

Hummels, Agger, Kjaer - good day for centre-backs, this.

xp lol, his goalkeeping seems rather weird today, yes.

I don't know what it is with Germans but Portugal seems like they could score and you just know they aren't going to

germany are gonna have srs selection problems when ozil muller gotze and kroos are all at their peaks.

"problems".

Ah!

OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMG

OHH

who has the more melifluous name, mesut uuuuuuuuuhtzil or toooohní khrooooooooooce

how do you leave that?!

ref is waste

woof nice one neuer.

am i miles behind everyone again.

neuer is good at 'making himself big' which is what happens when a large goalkeeper extends their arms

Which way are the teams kicking?

the PA guy is RAGING at this point

Ronaldo's new do is good too while we're on hair.

wow great block

lol at Badstuber fist-pumping cos Varela's shot hit his arse

he changed it at half time i think xp

Really impressed with Portugal, I didn't think they'd be at the races tonight

finally i get some ultraviolence from alves.

alves even has the ominous dry ice to signal his evil.

This is still a v. interesting group. Oddly, I can see Holland getting summat out of Germany, and I think Denmark will struggle if Portugal defend like they did tonight.

ozil muller gotze and kroos llp

It's 3 - 3 in the Argentina - Brazil game now

Germany tore Holland apart in a recent friendly

nothing interesting is ever going to be said about germany or its people by someone starting 'the germans...'

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, April 9, 2012 1:29 PM (2 months ago)

The Germans tore the Dutch apart in a recent friendly

you don't have to rub it in twice!

(i can see a crazy 3-3 happening, but I don't think that'll help us much)

Have now turned over to Arg-Brazil. Amazed by how clean their shirts are. Seriously, it's stunning.

HOLY FUCK MESSI

AMAZING

ey u no furriners in here.