EURO 2012

obviously

gomez is v narrowly in the good hair phase just now i think, one centimetre more and he may be back in 90s US soap hunk mode.

Nani this last minute

ha close from nani
neuer must have some kind of spring loaded device in his gloves cos he doesn't punch the ball so much as merely put his hand in the air and it rebounds miles.

Hummels, Agger, Kjaer - good day for centre-backs, this.

xp lol, his goalkeeping seems rather weird today, yes.

I don't know what it is with Germans but Portugal seems like they could score and you just know they aren't going to

germany are gonna have srs selection problems when ozil muller gotze and kroos are all at their peaks.

"problems".

Ah!

OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMG

OHH

who has the more melifluous name, mesut uuuuuuuuuhtzil or toooohní khrooooooooooce

how do you leave that?!

ref is waste

woof nice one neuer.

am i miles behind everyone again.

neuer is good at 'making himself big' which is what happens when a large goalkeeper extends their arms

Which way are the teams kicking?

the PA guy is RAGING at this point

Ronaldo's new do is good too while we're on hair.

wow great block

lol at Badstuber fist-pumping cos Varela's shot hit his arse

he changed it at half time i think xp

Really impressed with Portugal, I didn't think they'd be at the races tonight

finally i get some ultraviolence from alves.

alves even has the ominous dry ice to signal his evil.

This is still a v. interesting group. Oddly, I can see Holland getting summat out of Germany, and I think Denmark will struggle if Portugal defend like they did tonight.

ozil muller gotze and kroos llp

It's 3 - 3 in the Argentina - Brazil game now

Germany tore Holland apart in a recent friendly

nothing interesting is ever going to be said about germany or its people by someone starting 'the germans...'

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, April 9, 2012 1:29 PM (2 months ago)

The Germans tore the Dutch apart in a recent friendly

you don't have to rub it in twice!

(i can see a crazy 3-3 happening, but I don't think that'll help us much)

Have now turned over to Arg-Brazil. Amazed by how clean their shirts are. Seriously, it's stunning.

HOLY FUCK MESSI

AMAZING

ey u no furriners in here.

Ffs five seconds too late

so... what did he do?

Honest to God after that goal I may never be able to tolerate watching Thomas Muller ever again.

xp - he ran and he ran and he ran and then he smashed it and it was amazing

ya that sounds like him.

Ech, I'm not going to be able to find a repeat. Someone be a good lad & post highlights when they come up please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHpK48Qrc0I

yerra good lad, ismael. what's with the thick stripes in that argentina kit, it's v off.

ffs i was supposed to have gone out 45 minutes ago.

his 82nd of the season

do argentina have any other games before the season is officially over? let's have a game against st kitts and nevis or someone so he can reach the magic 100.

Scotland might still be in the US

:(.

(when registering for the uefa fantasy football, having to set my location as 'england' really brought some things home. i'm not in england i'm in london ffs, maybe 1/3 of the people i know are english.)

You should've just lied and picked Kerguelen or somewhere. You'd massively increase your chances in the national league that way to boot.

Anyway England's great and London's in England, and England are gonna be on dis ting, no need to get all weepy about it.