EURO 2012

Starnge but true:

Never thought I'd see a German striker named Mario Gomez that all my friends refer to as Herr Gel.

i wouldn't take off ozil here. podolski and mueller haven't really done much right?

lol Robben

feel bad for robben being replaced by a worthless piece of human trash like kuyt

i think robben may have used a circular saw on jonathon pierce's puppy and then flipped it over, waiting for sir killalot to breathe fire on to its mutilated dying body.

in the name of god, lawro

fuck off Lawrenson reading yr motivational posters

Lawro turned into team building guru.

There is no I in TEAM!
Together Everyone Achieves More!
There is a U in CUNT!

stekelolenburg

that was a klose one

someone be a doll and tell us who what needs to happen for holland to go through in the last game

There's no I in TEAM but there is a ME.

they have to draw this do they not?

no

lol didn't know until now his name was jetro

beat Portugal by more than one goal and Germany beat Denmark?

isnt it gd before hth?

someone be a doll and tell us who what needs to happen for holland to go through in the last game

― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:32 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think they need to win by 2 for gd and denmark need to lose.

yah i think u may be right nv

Holland beat Portugal, Germany beat Denmark xxxxp

Basically, they're out as it stands if Denmark get a draw against Germany B

oh aye they need a two goal win and Germany not to fuck them over for lolz

germany have destroyed this game marvelously imo

except germany b is like gotze schurrle kroos klose etc

yeah, but Germany aren't going to be too bothered about doing them a favour

lol that Germany could still go out

germany havent qualified yet! no way those prussian psychos will be complacent

got the radio on in the kitchen, ultra-patriotic Englishman Alan Green seems to really hate the Germans for some reason

Is there anyone towards whom Green doesn't spew hatred?

Stevie G probably

OOZIL

kind of endearing that Mick still refers to Ireland as "we"

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4103/keown.jpg

moaning about commentators - dud
turning tv/radio volume down - undud

yeah i find turning the radio volume down works a treat when following a game

i will now spend the next 5 minutes speculating as to which much-loved commentator ILX poster "whatever" is related to

i think you know what i mean

Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.

I'm hearing you whatever, and I do try. It's just...

Here in the States, I often like listening to foreign streams which I don't understand; the crowd noise is there and the urgency in the commentators voices clues me on to something if it's a dull match and I've dozed off.

otm

you get that from lawro?

yes this is best
xp

yeah, even if you can get a "stadium noise only" option it's often weirdly lifeless. moaning about shitty commentary is one of the pleasures of slow passages of play tho.

Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 9:08 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've lost me

as van bommel said to schweinsteiger on two occasions tonight

There was that one commentator I liked - funny guy and not full of stats or cliches - but I never hear him anymore. English, methinks or Brit and maybe on gol.tv. Anybody?

Lawro turned into team building guru.

There is no I in TEAM!

Aw, didn't he actually say "there is no Arjen team"?. I thought he was making a funny!

moaning about moaning about commentators is Aimless level moral highgrounding

ffs nakhchivan

he is our lawro