EURO 2012

germany have destroyed this game marvelously imo

except germany b is like gotze schurrle kroos klose etc

yeah, but Germany aren't going to be too bothered about doing them a favour

lol that Germany could still go out

germany havent qualified yet! no way those prussian psychos will be complacent

got the radio on in the kitchen, ultra-patriotic Englishman Alan Green seems to really hate the Germans for some reason

Is there anyone towards whom Green doesn't spew hatred?

Stevie G probably

OOZIL

kind of endearing that Mick still refers to Ireland as "we"

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4103/keown.jpg

moaning about commentators - dud
turning tv/radio volume down - undud

yeah i find turning the radio volume down works a treat when following a game

i will now spend the next 5 minutes speculating as to which much-loved commentator ILX poster "whatever" is related to

i think you know what i mean

Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.

I'm hearing you whatever, and I do try. It's just...

Here in the States, I often like listening to foreign streams which I don't understand; the crowd noise is there and the urgency in the commentators voices clues me on to something if it's a dull match and I've dozed off.

otm

you get that from lawro?

yes this is best
xp

yeah, even if you can get a "stadium noise only" option it's often weirdly lifeless. moaning about shitty commentary is one of the pleasures of slow passages of play tho.

Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 9:08 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've lost me

as van bommel said to schweinsteiger on two occasions tonight

There was that one commentator I liked - funny guy and not full of stats or cliches - but I never hear him anymore. English, methinks or Brit and maybe on gol.tv. Anybody?

Lawro turned into team building guru.

There is no I in TEAM!

Aw, didn't he actually say "there is no Arjen team"?. I thought he was making a funny!

moaning about moaning about commentators is Aimless level moral highgrounding

ffs nakhchivan

he is our lawro

When I'm streaming games at work, the sound is so low I can only make out the bass of the crowd anyway, so I mostly just go for the most reliable stream.

nv is right, bawheids like lawro are there to be lamented and mocked

There was that one commentator I liked - funny guy and not full of stats or cliches - but I never hear him anymore. English, methinks or Brit and maybe on gol.tv. Anybody?

Stuart Hall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3xPMH-u7a4

sorry all, i'm not on ilx enough to get the nuances spot on.

was only gently ribbing tbh but in all seriousness, what's wrong with taking the piss out of woeful commentary?

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Bert%20van%20Marwijk.jpg

There was that one commentator I liked - funny guy and not full of stats or cliches - but I never hear him anymore. English, methinks or Brit and maybe on gol.tv. Anybody?

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7zjhYKkOW0&feature=related

?

it ain't over til it's over, LBI

it ain't over til it's over, LBI

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What probably hurts most is that after two appalling losses, we're still not out of the tournament. It's not fair. The misery is being prolonged in a masochistic way. Sneijder et al on telly still bloody saying "well we still have a chance!". Madness.

The misery is being prolonged in a masochistic way.

proposed title for history of the England football team

nakh otm

ps fuck alexi lalas and taylor twellman but strangely not kasey keller

the weird thing is, it's not like the Netherlands only have a mathematical chance either, it more or less is in their own hands assuming Germany don't take the piss. and we know Germany never take the piss.

that hall cunt needs a kick in the hipothalmus

/hypothalmus

The misery is being prolonged in a masochistic way.

proposed title for history of the England football team

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

Not going to read all the comments you guys made up here, but assume you were all spot on:

- Horribly bad
- Pace like senior citizens
- Midfield took a day off
- Lolland

It was just laughable, really.

jim, I can't watch videos at work, so I'm not sure

What's the chance for a Germany vs Russia game?

assuming Russia and Germany win their groups they can't meet until the final i think

Hmmm

the guy im on about is a geordie guy, prone to strange metaphors and similes of his own devising, very effusive about good passages of play.

germany v russia in kiev