The Best Jingle Ever Thread

I always liked this jingle because it's catchy as all hell, yet it break all the usual rules of writing catchy jingles - it's musically complex, continuously changing, full of unusual chord changes, and never repeats a melodic phrase even once. It was used from the late '70s into the '00s, dropped for awhile, but revived a few years ago.

Big Red: The official gum of couples who really need to get a room....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHn6Hgx_sfE

ha yes, i do remember that one, haven't heard it in a long time

"Light Brite making things with light."

best, as in worst

http://www.avclub.com/article/ira-kaplan-why-he-hates-worlds-most-annoying-jingl-223869

One for anyone from Michigan/SW Ontario:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3XPDh7Irs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MJCaGvrPRk