EURO 2012

LiLo's been found unconcious in a hotel.

Or not. The hotel was probably unconscious.

From a friend's Twitter feed:

England are so anti racism that they have literally nothing going down the right.

She was probably watching this Eng/Swe game.

Welbeck is too good for these cloggers

Zlatan pwning Terry immediately followed by the inverse p much sums up this carnival of dislikability and turgidity so far

What the

roy you genius

The big man

we are never going to hear the end of it but

that is a sweet fucking header

Stunning. So pleased for him.

went in just as I pressed submit on that last post

it really was a cracking header

that's what i'm talking about

fuckin have it

Incredible execution.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/5/25/1337982514412/Andy-Carroll-001.jpg

Former England manager, and BBC Radio 5 live summariser, Graham Taylor in Kiev

"I feel like I'm watching an old-fashioned club game. I don't feel like I'm watching an international game. Both sides are playing the same formation, there's no movement of players and no change of positions from players on either side. It's a different type of game to the ones we have been watching in this competition."

did Lawro just make a gay joke there

Milner is shite. Give Walcott a go i reckon

pretty tedious apart from that 10 seconds or so

Eng-fra was Boring as hell. Eng-swe is Boring as hell. I'm detecting a pattern here

yeah this game needs players to actually try and run somewhere. so static.

i lol'd

Oops.

Carroll goes from hero to zero.

was that glenson it came off?

ffs can't England play consistently for the whole of one sodding game? It's like the entire team was lobotomised at half time.

other countries got rid of their ballacks and rauls when they were no longer of a quality and anchored the side to the bottom of the sea

gerrard is the worst thing about england right here

not every pass has to be overhit 20 yards ffs, you need to stop playing with charlie adam

looooool

well bollocks

The fuck

hahahahahahahaha

Mellberg!

what a fucking shambles

lovely beard

ebjt gonna cry

man Melberg is a kind of titan

zlatan taunting joe hart there a bit lol

Can't help feeling like I've seen this game before

i know mellberg is beloved everywhere but he does deserve to be acknowledged in that henrik larsson type of ilf collective heart. since he left the premiership and had a rubbish year at juve he's been forgotten

Milner has been diabolical, good riddance

Melberg's beard is the business. Victory for beards. Wtf is up with england's defence tho?

i know people have issues with the wizard but sweden p much just do lovable footballers right? even going back to that half decent mid nineties team

fucking save!

woah

This game!

called it tbf

Woo!

Milner is shite. Give Walcott a go i reckon

― Number None, Friday, June 15, 2012 8:48 PM (34 minutes ago)

^^^

where is my theo wondergoal prediction to c&p right now?

Keeper...

sweet hit

This fucking tournament is unreal

broke the keeper's ankles there