EURO 2012

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Former England manager, and BBC Radio 5 live summariser, Graham Taylor in Kiev

"I feel like I'm watching an old-fashioned club game. I don't feel like I'm watching an international game. Both sides are playing the same formation, there's no movement of players and no change of positions from players on either side. It's a different type of game to the ones we have been watching in this competition."

did Lawro just make a gay joke there

Milner is shite. Give Walcott a go i reckon

pretty tedious apart from that 10 seconds or so

Eng-fra was Boring as hell. Eng-swe is Boring as hell. I'm detecting a pattern here

yeah this game needs players to actually try and run somewhere. so static.

i lol'd

Oops.

Carroll goes from hero to zero.

was that glenson it came off?

ffs can't England play consistently for the whole of one sodding game? It's like the entire team was lobotomised at half time.

other countries got rid of their ballacks and rauls when they were no longer of a quality and anchored the side to the bottom of the sea

gerrard is the worst thing about england right here

not every pass has to be overhit 20 yards ffs, you need to stop playing with charlie adam

looooool

well bollocks

The fuck

hahahahahahahaha

Mellberg!

what a fucking shambles

lovely beard

ebjt gonna cry

man Melberg is a kind of titan

zlatan taunting joe hart there a bit lol

Can't help feeling like I've seen this game before

i know mellberg is beloved everywhere but he does deserve to be acknowledged in that henrik larsson type of ilf collective heart. since he left the premiership and had a rubbish year at juve he's been forgotten

Milner has been diabolical, good riddance

Melberg's beard is the business. Victory for beards. Wtf is up with england's defence tho?

i know people have issues with the wizard but sweden p much just do lovable footballers right? even going back to that half decent mid nineties team

fucking save!

woah

This game!

called it tbf

Woo!

Milner is shite. Give Walcott a go i reckon

― Number None, Friday, June 15, 2012 8:48 PM (34 minutes ago)

^^^

where is my theo wondergoal prediction to c&p right now?

Keeper...

sweet hit

This fucking tournament is unreal

broke the keeper's ankles there

predos:

Winners: Germany
Runners up: Italy
Poland and France in the Semis
England knocked out of Group Stages by Sweden

Top goalscorer: Nando Torres

Theo will score a beautiful insane goal against a 10 men Ukraine that guarantees he'll be shitty and not live up to expectations next season.

― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 June 2012 11:14 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh my bad i said it would be against ukraine

don't think he's ever scored a 20 yarder like that before.

this game suddenly turned awesome in time for me to have to stop watching and get ready for work. f u ukrainian weather.

fucking commentator. who the fuck is 'done' when they go to juve? i know it wasn't the greatest juve side and i know he then had a crappy time there but ffs. i hate this only league in the world shit. its not like he went to reggina.

seeing players running through the centre for 15 yards is almost unreal after the first half when it felt like the pitch was about 30 yards wide

behind the goal dude earning his pay

guy mowbray is worse than everything

Amazing.

aw yeah

!

FUCK YES!!!

beautiful.

if ever there is a reason to drop the whole old guard, that goal is it

i want the england team of that goal to succeed. would support walcott and welbeck's england.

Wellbeck wonder goal

this will be goodbye to sweden right?