poo zoo was the first p z combo I thought of, I should've went with the second: pussy zipper
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
"coprophiliac zoophile" - two words you never want to see together.
― George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
pinata zoroaster
Pazuzuzolo
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
I guess the name was chosen because "p'zolo!" is the sound someone makes when they bite into one and spit it out because it's too hot.
― George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
If there was a Klingon Pizza Hut, what would they call these?
pizza vuvuzelas think abt it
― johnny crunch, Friday, 15 June 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
so who is gonna be the first one of us to actually eat a p'zolo?
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
i mean we all know it's gonna be me but i just figured i'd give someone else the opportunity to step up to the plate this time
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
* steps up to plate, looks at contents of plate, walks away *
― George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
The bacon sundae would probably be good if I were really high. The P'zone thing just looks incredibly unappealing and I don't hate Pizza Hut pizza (although it's been about a decade since I've eaten it so maybe it's terrible now).
Here is a blog post criticizing people who are snobs about a BK bacon sundae: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2012/06/13/154911191/how-we-talk-about-a-bacon-sundae
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
see if i was really high* i'd prefer something like forty pounds of chewy bread and greasy meat
*sub in "really drunk" here since i don't smoke
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
this is not a chain restaurant but at the county fair this year you can haz cheezburgers w glazed doughnuts instead of buns, feel like that's probably old hat to people east of the rockies
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
I've had bacon + ice cream or bacon + chocolate on a few occasions and it's never really been a very successful combination. It's basically just a sweet thing with a few chewy out-of-place bits of bacon floating around.
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, June 15, 2012 2:47 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
yeah this was how I felt about it. I was thinking maybe they could distill bacon and brew their sundae sauce with some bacon juice to get a more even spread of the bacon flavor.
― un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Blame Paula Deen for that one - http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paulas-home-cooking/the-ladys-brunch-burger-recipe/index.html
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
strongo you oughtta switch
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
that vosges chocolate w bacon (and other sweet bacon foods) are a gimmick, you could just use sea salt and it'd be the same
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
attention, this thread is only about american chain restaurants!!!
― un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
a p'zone is like a calzone?
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://pizzone.ytmnd.com/
― johnny crunch, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
that cat is completely in charge!
― contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
o what sad madness the bacon trend hath wrought in its wake
― brödinger's cat (Pillbox), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
keep hearing the figaro song in my head except it goes P'ZOLO P'ZOLO P'ZOLO
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
anyway this bacon sundae thing is really gross, the lower classes are so vile
*pops melon wrapped in imported prosciutto into mouth*
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
P'Zones have been around for more than ten years (they introduced them while I was working my way through CNA school there), did they stop selling them at some point?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
nah we're just pretending it's new
― mh, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
no see P'ZOLO see
― contenderizer, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sandwich tube
― contenderizer, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c3920ef15683010ef214f9770177/thumbnail_14429.jpg
P'ZOLO
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
p'zolo I luv u
― mh, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
Brittany Faulkner @befaulkner@K_BO_14 I'm getting a p'zone and Michael's getting a p'zolo (pizza hut). What do you want?Expand Reply Retweet Favorite
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://bizarroiloveyou.ytmnd.com/
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
Max Silvestri@maxsilvestri 24h
Pizza Hut's is pretty good, but I'll always prefer how my Italian grandmother made Buffalo Chicken P'zolo.
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― cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
Really hoping someone does archive all these. I asked over on oreo pizza: WTF if there was a comprehensive history of the pointless novelty pizza, but got nowhere. Where did it all begin? And when will it all end? Pizza is like the ultimate goof-proof junk food meal; it's transparent to everyone involved that these gimmicks are just attention-grabbing marketing hooks as discussed upthread, but since both customers and pizza magnates know it, can't they just, like, stop?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
all it takes is one novelty hit like a chicken mcnugget to make it worthwhile.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
but that's just a wad of chicken. they don't do anything WEIRD to it, besides the thing they do to make it into a wad.
― j., Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
what if they ground up leftover pizza into and formed it into a waddy extrusion that could be breaded and fried into a nugget?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
i think i would try the p'zone if someone else ordered it and paid for it and put it in front of me. i would *try* it, not necessarily finish it.
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh, have i got news for you
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2599/4017063511_cf6ab72970.jpg
― j., Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
fuck, pizza rolls are good.
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
there are pizza-flavored potstickers that are pretty yummy, but they are asian frozen foods alchemy, not novelty fast food alchemy.http://pds9.egloos.com/pds/200808/09/03/b0007603_489da987dc4c6.jpg
take excess cheese product, freeze in pacojet containers --> parmesan sorbet!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
doctor casino I invite you to my thread pizza commercials from asia
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
pz'YOLO
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
You are now watching the throneDon't let me eat a P'Zone
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
you know how many p'zones I own?
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
this might not count but i tried one of taco bell's new "cantina bowls" today. i imagine it's still terrible for you since it contains both guacamole-product and a creamy sauce, but it made me feel less like death than i usually do after eating there.
― a swarm of sentient bees (reddening), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
Cinnabon 'Pizzabon' - http://kotaku.com/5936215/cinnabons-pizzabon-the-snacktaku-hideous-abomination-review
http://cdn.cstatic.net/g/500x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/502a60b885216d0e61004b91/the-pizzabon-cinnabon-pizza.jpg
― °™ (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g3upx.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vIDJH.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WM4b9.jpg
KFC literally serves you a bowl of hot vomit
i would try the puffcorn.the pancake-flavored noodles look like a fascinating travesty
― Nhex, Friday, 31 March 2023 12:30 (one year ago) link
Ramen already is a breakfast dish in Japan anyway.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 31 March 2023 12:44 (one year ago) link
Boy does my friend who has lived in Japan for 30 years crave pancake breakfasts when stateside.
― Terrycoth Baphomet (bendy), Friday, 31 March 2023 14:17 (one year ago) link
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-560w,f_auto,q_auto:eco,dpr_2.0/rockcms/2023-06/pizza-hut-pickle-pizza-zz-230606-01-f119bd.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 15:18 (eleven months ago) link
not to be outdone, been inundated with ads for the Papa John's Cool Ranch Doritos Papadia lately... don't worry, in case that's not enough Cool Ranch Doritos for you, it also comes with Doritos Cool Ranch dipping sauce and you can get the meal deal with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos on the side
https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/2023/04/26/b60390e5-d93f-4c6f-8b23-0e940f25dda5/papa-johns-cool-ranch.jpg
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 8 June 2023 05:50 (eleven months ago) link
need someone from papa john's to sell me a container of the cool ranch seasoning
― mh, Thursday, 8 June 2023 14:07 (eleven months ago) link
Not mad at the concept of pickles on pizza
― Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Thursday, 8 June 2023 14:25 (eleven months ago) link
Stop the condiment wars, the undisputed champ is here – Pepsi Colachup. Sweet, salty, and ready to try at select baseball stadiums on July 4th. Hot dogs are #BetterWithPepsi pic.twitter.com/7YQJdoAcTW— Pepsi (@pepsi) June 27, 2023
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:59 (ten months ago) link
why not Ketchepsi?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 30 June 2023 23:06 (ten months ago) link