so who is gonna be the first one of us to actually eat a p'zolo?
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
i mean we all know it's gonna be me but i just figured i'd give someone else the opportunity to step up to the plate this time
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
* steps up to plate, looks at contents of plate, walks away *
― George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
The bacon sundae would probably be good if I were really high. The P'zone thing just looks incredibly unappealing and I don't hate Pizza Hut pizza (although it's been about a decade since I've eaten it so maybe it's terrible now).
Here is a blog post criticizing people who are snobs about a BK bacon sundae: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2012/06/13/154911191/how-we-talk-about-a-bacon-sundae
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
see if i was really high* i'd prefer something like forty pounds of chewy bread and greasy meat
*sub in "really drunk" here since i don't smoke
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
this is not a chain restaurant but at the county fair this year you can haz cheezburgers w glazed doughnuts instead of buns, feel like that's probably old hat to people east of the rockies
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
I've had bacon + ice cream or bacon + chocolate on a few occasions and it's never really been a very successful combination. It's basically just a sweet thing with a few chewy out-of-place bits of bacon floating around.
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, June 15, 2012 2:47 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
yeah this was how I felt about it. I was thinking maybe they could distill bacon and brew their sundae sauce with some bacon juice to get a more even spread of the bacon flavor.
― un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Blame Paula Deen for that one - http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paulas-home-cooking/the-ladys-brunch-burger-recipe/index.html
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
strongo you oughtta switch
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
that vosges chocolate w bacon (and other sweet bacon foods) are a gimmick, you could just use sea salt and it'd be the same
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
attention, this thread is only about american chain restaurants!!!
― un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
a p'zone is like a calzone?
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://pizzone.ytmnd.com/
― johnny crunch, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
that cat is completely in charge!
― contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
o what sad madness the bacon trend hath wrought in its wake
― brödinger's cat (Pillbox), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
keep hearing the figaro song in my head except it goes P'ZOLO P'ZOLO P'ZOLO
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
anyway this bacon sundae thing is really gross, the lower classes are so vile
*pops melon wrapped in imported prosciutto into mouth*
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
P'Zones have been around for more than ten years (they introduced them while I was working my way through CNA school there), did they stop selling them at some point?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
nah we're just pretending it's new
― mh, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
no see P'ZOLO see
― contenderizer, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sandwich tube
― contenderizer, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c3920ef15683010ef214f9770177/thumbnail_14429.jpg
P'ZOLO
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
p'zolo I luv u
― mh, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
Brittany Faulkner @befaulkner@K_BO_14 I'm getting a p'zone and Michael's getting a p'zolo (pizza hut). What do you want?Expand Reply Retweet Favorite
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://bizarroiloveyou.ytmnd.com/
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
Max Silvestri@maxsilvestri 24h
Pizza Hut's is pretty good, but I'll always prefer how my Italian grandmother made Buffalo Chicken P'zolo.
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― cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
Really hoping someone does archive all these. I asked over on oreo pizza: WTF if there was a comprehensive history of the pointless novelty pizza, but got nowhere. Where did it all begin? And when will it all end? Pizza is like the ultimate goof-proof junk food meal; it's transparent to everyone involved that these gimmicks are just attention-grabbing marketing hooks as discussed upthread, but since both customers and pizza magnates know it, can't they just, like, stop?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
all it takes is one novelty hit like a chicken mcnugget to make it worthwhile.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
but that's just a wad of chicken. they don't do anything WEIRD to it, besides the thing they do to make it into a wad.
― j., Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
what if they ground up leftover pizza into and formed it into a waddy extrusion that could be breaded and fried into a nugget?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
i think i would try the p'zone if someone else ordered it and paid for it and put it in front of me. i would *try* it, not necessarily finish it.
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh, have i got news for you
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2599/4017063511_cf6ab72970.jpg
― j., Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
fuck, pizza rolls are good.
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
there are pizza-flavored potstickers that are pretty yummy, but they are asian frozen foods alchemy, not novelty fast food alchemy.http://pds9.egloos.com/pds/200808/09/03/b0007603_489da987dc4c6.jpg
take excess cheese product, freeze in pacojet containers --> parmesan sorbet!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
doctor casino I invite you to my thread pizza commercials from asia
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
pz'YOLO
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
You are now watching the throneDon't let me eat a P'Zone
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
you know how many p'zones I own?
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
this might not count but i tried one of taco bell's new "cantina bowls" today. i imagine it's still terrible for you since it contains both guacamole-product and a creamy sauce, but it made me feel less like death than i usually do after eating there.
― a swarm of sentient bees (reddening), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
Cinnabon 'Pizzabon' - http://kotaku.com/5936215/cinnabons-pizzabon-the-snacktaku-hideous-abomination-review
http://cdn.cstatic.net/g/500x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/502a60b885216d0e61004b91/the-pizzabon-cinnabon-pizza.jpg
― °™ (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g3upx.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vIDJH.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WM4b9.jpg
KFC literally serves you a bowl of hot vomit
:(
post some pix of real chinese food to make up for the queasy feeling I now have
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
I like:mashed potatoesgravycornfriend chickencheese
So why does this make me feel so bad inside?
― carl agatha, Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
Actually I think it's because the slightly transparent gravy looks like snot/bile and now I'm going to unbookmark this thread blech
― carl agatha, Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
friend chicken :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
KFC famous bowels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsIhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/av-club-taste-test-special-the-bowl-at-the-howling,2130/
― abanana, Sunday, 30 December 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure i scrolled through this thread than the encyclopedia dramatica 'offended' page
so disgusting
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
Stop the condiment wars, the undisputed champ is here – Pepsi Colachup. Sweet, salty, and ready to try at select baseball stadiums on July 4th. Hot dogs are #BetterWithPepsi pic.twitter.com/7YQJdoAcTW— Pepsi (@pepsi) June 27, 2023
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:59 (ten months ago) link
why not Ketchepsi?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 30 June 2023 23:06 (ten months ago) link