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Have any of you watched the FX or TNT or whatever showings of X Men and X2 recently? They've got these bizarro interstitials of like "Sir Ian McKellen's How Do I Explained X-Mans Theatre," I mean literally he's sitting there saying shit like "A little girl...who walks through walls...Kitty Pryde is 14, but she can manipulate the molecules of her body to pass through any solid object...She cannot be caught! As a result of this, it has dinosaurs!" I would pay GOOD MONEY to buy a books-on-tape of Sir Ian McKellen reading the Wikipedia articles about the X-Men.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

how the fuck does Kitty Pryde not fall through the goddamned floor every time she does that is what I want to know

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

She's the answer to the 'how many angels can fit on a head of a pin' question.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

She falls through the floor in X2. But on purpose.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why she goes to school! To learn how to defy physics and stuff! And harass internet pervs.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Aquaman! Why'd he get a hook? Does he other attachments?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

If I were her I'd wind up activating my power in my sleep aomehow and waking up surrounded by molten nickel, that's all I'm saying

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

in the last issue of astonishing, she fell through the bed & floor while she and collossus were fooling around.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that is a case for Collossus, most powerful X-Man.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet that motherfucker never gets mr. floppy

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

And yet they all have some flaws. Why cannot that be his?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well he also brings new meaning to the phrase "cold cocked"

TOM (Dan's not here yet) BOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I will not debate the point.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Colossal's flaw is his tendency towards 'roid rage.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Colossus, even

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

You know how your tongue will stick to a cold metal flagpole or post?

Dan (Just Ponder That For A While) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG DON'T GO IN THE HATCH COLOSSUS!

nickalicious watches LOST (nickalicious), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

can teenage metal get acne?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

and when he goes off, does he just start pulsing like a rivet gun?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hi nickalicious!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Anybody else seen the new one yet. It had a couple of days premiere before it starts a full schedule on Friday. &it was cheap in the afternoon so I went.
Not sure hnx it fits with the rest of the Marvel cinema thing is there any overlap?
Anyway did seem a bit dumb but it is a !.2A. Does seem to take itself more seriously than I could. Maybe that's why I couldn't see an active thread for it?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

Days Of Future Past thread. Believe that this great graphic is current. It'll give you an idea of which properties can share the same sandbox. Potentially, the X-Men could meet the FF or Deadpool (who already pulled Colossus over). Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, as characters in both X-Men and Avengers comics, look like the only overlap.

So happy that egos/money have allowed Spider-Man to cross over into Marvel Studios territory.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

Weird release schedule. How come US get an American film released 9 days later than us?

This got 8.1 on Imdb I think which seems a bit odd. Wonder what others will think.
Looks ok and has some ok action scenes. But attempts at portentousness ain't that successful.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

It's been the same with other recent Marvel movies too, like Civil War - they're released a week earlier in Europe than in the US. And I've noticed the same happening with some other Hollywood genre movies too. I've no idea why this has become a common practice.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 May 2016 06:34 (seven years ago) link

Is it just me or has the promotion/ publicity push for this been pretty absent?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

this movie was garbage: Oscar Isaac grunting through a Gamorrean Guard mask painted blue. Whole cast visibly bored.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

xpost Compared to the other superhero movies released this spring (whose marketing was ubiquitous and inescapable), for sure.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I don't know, I feel like I've seen Olivia Munn chopping a car in half about a billion times by now.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

I've not heard great things about this. Re: Apocalypse specifically, why would you slather Isaac of all people in prosthetics and not even attempt to make him look like the actual character? It's not nearly as egregious, but it reminds me of the insulting depiction of Galactus in the second Fantastic Four movie. If you aren't going to take advantage of an iconic character design that practically begs for a one-to-one translation from page to screen, why even bother? It's like making Wolverine just some dude who runs around carrying knives.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

I think the design of Galactus works incredibly well on the comic book page and in animation and would look outrageously silly in a live-action film.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

He doesn't have to necessarily be purple or have quite as many things projecting out of his face, but any ballpark depiction would've been a vast improvement over a cloud.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

I expect the makers of Thanos are gonna have the same problem: how do you make this simian-like beast in blue convincing? And you still have the problem of 6000 characters needing a line or two to remind audiences that they exist.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

My preview audience didn't laugh or applaud much, and it wasn't because there were critics in the audience (I was the only one, and I yawned once loudly).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

GOTG did remarkably well with Ronan the Accuser & Thanos is looking not too shabby; I think a similarly muted approach to Galactus could work. Oh and there was that one shot of the Celestial in the Collector's educational reel.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

I can confirm that Fassbender looks hot as a Polish steel factory worker, like the guy in Go West's "We Close Our Eyes" video.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 May 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Did I see that right, did the Sydney Opera House get destroyed for no real reason?
&the Golden Gate bridge stay surprisingly intacj for something that's had holes ripped in it while cars are on it?
Just been reminded of Sydney for another reason.

Then as I was typing one of the Sky Broadband ads came on. I think there are a couple. Quicksilver hitting on a girl in the lounge. So he elaborately makes snacks etc.

Stevolende, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Everything about Isaac's presence in this is befuddling

And they overplayed the Quicksilver joke naturally

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

It's like making Wolverine just some dude who runs around carrying knives.

Fox, are you listening? Please do this, I will buy a ticket to see how ridiculous your movie is

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 19 May 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

Is Hugh Jackman still much of a draw?
Wonder how much longer he'll be in the role.
Also if they'll get somebody of the right height and the right commonwealth country eventually.
He is like the last actor in the series who hasn't changed ain't he?

Stevolende, Thursday, 19 May 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

this movie was garbage: Oscar Isaac grunting through a Gamorrean Guard mask painted blue. Whole cast visibly bored.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, May 19, 2016 2:31 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like Jennifer Lawrence's people totally missed the MUST BE IN ALL SEQUELS clause when she signed her contract for the reboot.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Yeah this is pretty terrible. The advertising has been pretty full-on here - every other bus has a shot of James McAvoy and his Sex Perverts. Also with the Sky Fibre ads (even before this film!).

how do you make this simian-like beast in blue convincing?

Haha how indeed? They could have addressed it in any way of course, and just walked into a pothole instead.

I wonder whether they considered doing a Suicide Squad on this, and remaking it at the last minute in the light of their previous film - in this case Deadpool, which takes much joy in mocking the po-faced nature of X-Men films, and this film is more po-faced than all of the others together and super long and incredibly loud and urgh.

I really wanted to like it too, but it's just pointless moving of stuff around and bellowing about humanity and evolution and strength.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

It's totally po-faced. But they still managed to cram in a load of crap winky meta-jokes

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

kind of interested in this cos Age of Apocalypse was the last x-Men comic storyline i remember.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

xp He's got Wolverine 3 next year and that's it apparently.

McAvoy / Hoult / Fassbender / Lawrence are apparently contractually done but the first three may come back for good script. This was supposed to set up the 'new' X-Men, but damned if I care about anyone much in it.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

Apparently this was going to be 'age of' as well but they thought it might be overload after Avengers: Age of Ultron and Transformers: Age of Extinction, despite the fact that everyone on the planet has already forgotten the latter film.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

xxp I can only remember when they go to the movies and the last line at Wolverine, but I may have been rolling my eyes while others were happening.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 May 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah forgot to mention seeing a Suicide Squad poster up in the cinema when I went to see this. Is release August or sooner? Not seen anything about the film outside of mentions on threads here.

Also missed pre release hype on this new Xmen. Now seeing mainly Sky related ads.
I think I was semi surprised to see that this was Singer since I didn't think it felt like the initial couple. Though that was 16 years ago. I actually went to the first one several times. Couldn't see myself doing that with this.
I remember thinking that 3 had a pretty different feel which seemed glossier, shallower, younger than the previous 2. Thought at the time that had to do with Singer going to do Superman.
Now not remembering feel of previous 2 with the new cast too well. Think the time travel one might be closer to the 1st one.
This new one feels as schlocky as 3.

Stevolende, Friday, 20 May 2016 06:13 (seven years ago) link

Seemed weird that Wolverine's healing factor didn't seem to be working on some cuts on his face and possibly back too.

&if anybody is going to see this, there is an extra scene at the end of the credits which looks like it might lead up to his next film.

Stevolende, Friday, 20 May 2016 11:12 (seven years ago) link

so... this movie is batshit and amazing. for a genuinely bad and silly movie it has an improbably high number of legitimately powerful scenes and beats (and one all-time gif-worthy reaction shot.)

oscar isaac as apocalypse is completely wasted, of course... but oscar isaac as jeffrey tambor as apocalypse is incredible. in 5 years when my memory of this thing is hazy people are going to have to remind me it was oscar isaac because all i'll remember is jeffrey tambor.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 29 May 2016 06:58 (seven years ago) link

A general rule with films like these is if that if I have to have someone explaining to me what is happening on screen with some variation of "in the comics, it is explained that..." which was the case with this film, then the movie can fuck off.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

imo additional context makes this one worse

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

there's so much terribly delivered exposition in this

Rose Byrne gets saddled with some particularly horrifying dialogue

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

I just remembered that Havok's death was so unclearly depicted that the movie was almost over by the time I realized that he'd actually died.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

six years pass...

Is anyone still reading Krakoa X-Men or have we all tapped out

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 March 2023 03:29 (one year ago) link

I was deep into mutant stuff in 5th-10th grades and then dropped out. Started following a x-men cover thing on twitter and I'm stunned at how awful some of the 90's stuff looked. Just... ugh. The logos themselves are hideous, and seeing the bastard children of Jim Lee and Rob Leifeld barf barf barf was Slimer from the Ghost Busters in there at some point?

Did it actually get good again?

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 March 2023 04:05 (one year ago) link

That was Doop.

Doop is awesome.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 26 March 2023 05:08 (one year ago) link

I'm reading more of it than I expected, I'll read nearly anything by Kieron Gillen and Ale Wing, and the current crossover (taking the three main titles 10/100/1000 years into a future where Sinister has succeeded in infecting the immortality process so that everyone is Sinister) is pretty wild.

Cow_Art - this is the foundation for the modern X-Men, if it sounds like something interesting - "Mutants can't die" as a foundation stone is at least an interesting start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_X_and_Powers_of_X

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 26 March 2023 11:27 (one year ago) link

Is Gambit still around? Gambit suuuuuuuuuuucked

First X-men I remember reading was on a road trip with my parents and I got it from a spinner rack in a gas station. I think the entire issue was Cyclops and Madeline (fake Jean Grey?) stranded in the ocean after their plane went down and fighting off a shark. The mix of action and soap opera really got to me.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:22 (one year ago) link

I read whatever came out till March 2020 and enjoyed it. Then, during the pandemic, I subscribed to a bunch of comics in order to support my local comic store during the "strange times", and finally got them delivered to the house in a bundle sometime in 2021. By that point, there so many of them, it was too exhausting to comtemplate starting them. I have, like, the Jimmy Olsen series, some Ale Wing and Chip Zdarsky minis, the last year of Immortal Hulk, and way too many Hickman Krakoa X-Mens. I'll read them sometime, probably!

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link

My desire to catch up was put off, somewhat, by the news that Hickman left.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:49 (one year ago) link

Also I find Leinil Yu's work annoying to read!

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 March 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link

My desire to catch up was put off, somewhat, by the news that Hickman left.

― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, March 26, 2023 8:49 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This

Plus there are constantly more and more and more series!

I may wait until this whole direction ends and then trawl to figure out which storylines are best regarded and buy those trades

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:08 (one year ago) link

good luck having those trades still be in print by the time you figure it out obv

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

Meantime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv3Ss8o9gGQ

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2024 22:52 (two months ago) link


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