guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

I think the important thing here is how I get more music by telex that is not the 2006 album i just listened to on itunes which is blaaaaah

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071127/ts_afp/entertainmentbritainusmusicjackson_071126224633

also I just realized it is actually extra hilarious in ocean's 13 that matt damon's character, being played by a 36 year old, is saying a woman is a cougar, though I suppose ellen barkin is 15+ years older than him.

sometimes I think my years of being a player have always been ahead of me.
for one thing I'm nearly 30 and still have ALL MY HAIR

(about to get myself a courtesy ban, I think)

trader hoes, amirite

jdate is actually where you meet older black women and hot foreign women who say things like: "'I do not know what to write about me. Other person sees me, than I much better.Therefore to you to judge me.But I think, that I shall not disappoint you.I'm for serious relationship!"

hush

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/telly.jpg

jdate is for egon kentor, then

according to dan savage you find cougars by getting a job at bars or gyms frequented by rich LOACAs and then let nature take its course. And of course you should borrow Tomboto's wig.

http://wackyraccoon.free.fr/source/jpeg/courgette.jpg

Lonely Older Aroused Cock Addicts?

leopards of a certain apogee

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Andro_Elgyn

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/John_Cougar_The_Kid_Inside.jpg

# guys, how do i meet "cougars"?
# A bra that lights up!

Millar: fighting for the rights of cougars everywhere

OH MY GOD I AM ONE OF THESE ARENT I.

wait cougars is goths?

No I meant the older woman/younger guy thing.

(last bf 25, current bf 23... I'm er anyway carry on nothing to see here)

being an older woman means never having to get your own coat

not when I live closer to your favorite bar than you ever will

yes, trayce. you are.

AND HOW. Hey I'm not ashamed of it.

nb I am not accusing omar of being a cougar there
just saying

http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/Harold_and_Maude_stort.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39293000/jpg/_39293301_vodka203.jpg

http://www.ruminator.com/images/AS05/GraduateStill.jpg

most of the women I have TV crushes on are in their forties
whoa makeup

http://www.filmfestivals.com/images/tiff2005galery/images/Susan%20Sarandon.jpg

http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kimage/Helen-Mirren-oscar.jpg

Lock thread

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/wireStory?id=3913420

original question's creep factor is outweighed by the healthy fact of becoming bored by & disinterested in hip youth culture

i know the answer to this question

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get a job

GO out in the jungle wearing a suit made of meat.

This is the first I've ever heard "cougar" used in this way.

http://depts.washington.edu/natmap/photos/mammals/cougar_01tk.jpg

oh shit,this thread!

Sex Tourism: classic or dud?

i hate this word

NEWS FLASH! Pornographers repackaging "MILF" interest tapes to have "Cougar" in the titles as slack-jawed masturbators change their preferred slang term. Is "urban dictionary" to blame? DEVELOPING...

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/2/5/3/8/13248352-13248355-slarge.jpg

(On the other hand, perhaps we should point an accusatory finger at the Fur Lobby and their sinsiter Anthropomorphic Animal Agenda for this disturbing development?)

yah um i think maybe you guys are a bit too sensitive.

how do i meet beautiful and refined older lady?

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

unlike, say, "chickenhawk".

my friend's brother lives in a condo complex in columbus where he's the youngest guy there by about 10 years (he's 27 or 28) and he loves it for the "cougar factor". and it seems they loved him too. so it works out for everyone.

columbus cougar condo complex

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

xp heckuva job there

One New York company is offering women who come to the city for the premiere a day-long tour of Sex and the City hotspots, followed by a screening of the film at a reserved auditorium and a Cosmo-fueled afterparty.

(Suggested pick-up line: "You come on like a Charlotte, but I can tell you've got some Samantha just waiting to get out.")

get your young ass down to Cougar Town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq7RyZPkN98

http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/index?pn=cougartown

Morbs which Bowery Boy would you hit?

lol

at least busy philipps is getting paid, i guess :/

everything about that is the most terrible thing in the world except for "can I get you a snack?"

good god

Can a woman of a certain age be a mom, a successful career woman and still be on the prowl? Jules Cobb (Courteney Cox) is about to give it a try.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/22/cougar-life_n_690366.html

rjmtx 28 minutes ago (6:41 PM)

I was with cougars in my younger days, and now that I'm a little older, women my age are more experienced (and a little closer to cougardom). Yes, cougars exist, and are the Harvard of any man's sexual education.

LeifEiriksson 1 hour ago (6:05 PM)

I enjoy how feminism and "female empowerment" has allowed men never to get married and to get all the poon they want. Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

sex=inequality

ur doin it wrong

Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

i bet on the alternate weekends he has custody of his kids

Did we ever get this jorted?

Using Ctrl-F, I see I have never sorted this question. Allow me to.

To meet cougars, go to a place where cougars congregate, approach them and introduce yourself.

i really wanted this to be a calstars revive for some reason.