Let's talk about your house dresses

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I can't wait to someday have a porch and sit on it in this get-up and chain-smoke and embarrass all my neighbors.

haha, i kinda do this already, especially now that some former neighbor deposited two worn couches on the sidewalk outside of my building. i have this knee-length blue and white plaid converse dress from target that is my fave housedress. Runner-up is this lavender slip that i bought at the antique flea market two years ago. I think the woman who would wear this as a slip would have to weigh like 300 pounds. Anyway, I wear this outside and smoke with no shame, because it is a) hot and b) i live in oakland.

sarahell, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

You'd look pretty normal in my nabe in a muumuu but you might need the matching headwrap.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

haha! oh and also, there is today's number - the Peg Bundy dress - black and white leopard print that was once form-fitting but has since lost its stretchiness

sarahell, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Hell yes I have house dresses.

I have one that is like a mumu but sleeveless - wait it is this! http://www.serenecomfort.com/La-Cera-Soft-Easy-100-Cotton-Sleeveless-dress-Blue-Paisley-Print-P2289C86.aspx - that I bought specifically to be a house dress. I'll wear that out of the house if I'm only going a short distance (wore it to vote in the last local election, actually) but not if I'm going somewhere with the intention of seeing people.

My other one is a cotton knit maxidress from Old Navy that I bought to wear as a dress for real, but it's an ugly gray so now it's a pretty sweet house dress (I sleep in it sometimes, too). I don't wear that one out of the house because I'd have to put on a bra and pin the v-neck together a little bit and if I'm going to do that, I might as well put on clothes.

In the winter, I wear these same dresses but with house pants and my favorite house cardigan. I have a whole house sub-wardrobe.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

The kind of housedress that's, like, calico and zips up the front and has patch pockets is my favorite kind

I love these.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I know!! Sadly at some point I found that the two I own didn't have room for my hips anymore. Both of them were vintage and cut straight up and down with bust darts. I need a little more hip ease these days.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

I have a whole house sub-wardrobe.

Oh, so do I. I had to stop myself from buying house clothes when I realized that at one point I had more house clothes than I did regular going outside clothes. What can I say? I like to be cozy and comfortable.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

i rationalized the purchase of so many pairs of black leggings in that they could be house clothes and outside clothes

sarahell, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

Most of my house clothes are demoted regular clothes, eg jeans worn through with thigh biscuit holes, oil-stained t-shirts.

chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

That is my reason for purchasing all leggings! I can be loafing like a slob one minute, then throw on a dress that is too short anyway over my slobwear and be "dressed".

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

Laurel, just search Vermont Country Store for "house coat."

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/jump/productDetail/Sleepwear/Women&aposs_Sleepwear/Robes/Snap-Front_Ruffle-Trimmed_Duster/59796

FYI If we ever have a thread where we talk about all the old lady nightgowns we have from Vt.CS I'll be posting in it a lot.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

Most of my house clothes are demoted regular clothes, eg jeans worn through with thigh biscuit holes, oil-stained t-shirts.

― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Most of my shirts are this too but I can't wear jeans around the house so it's either a dress or leggins/yoga pants which I don't really ever wear outside so will have purchased specifically for house clothes status. It's a complicated business.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

My favorite item of house clothing is my official sweater for the 2001 Sydney Paralympics Judo team, given to me by my husband's uncle who was the coach of the paralympic judo team. It's HUGE - reaches my knees and it's practically a dress so let's pretend that that's my housedress :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

omg those nightgowns are something else

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

That's too cute to be a house dress.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Well, not for you. But for me. Also I like to be able to splay across the couch like a filthy slattern and that's too trim for proper splaying.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

would wear - though ideally with a fuller skirt for more efficient splaying, as carl says

sarahell, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

We are Team USA gold medal splaying champs.

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

I want that dress Laurel posted!

chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

bought some great long islamic shirts from an islamic charity shop in London some years ago. tend to wear one of those with tracksuit bottoms around the house.

Stevolende, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Carl OTM re splaying. I need to be able to move around in watever I'm wearing. While adorable, that looks like it would be confining. I am currently wearing my strapless smocked maxi dress house dress. It is so comfortable.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

That's why I stopped wearing my gingham ones, tbh. More splaying required.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

Notice the girl wearing it is about 23 and has no discernible hips, so

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

I'm splaying like a champ in my gray house dress right now.

carl agatha, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

wearing this dress: http://shop.maryink.com/product/lily-of-the-valley-dress
with this print: http://shop.maryink.com/product/llamas

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

House skirts! I have those. Sometimes I change into them at work when I am leaving and get asked "do you have plans? are you that hot?" I just hate wearing pants.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link


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