People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

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just as well i never have any personal shit going on

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

I don't even know how I managed to bookmark this thread but

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

my god it's full of star

omar little, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I almost posted those to the gen limbo thread

good luck selling yr houses boomers etc etc

iatee, Saturday, 25 August 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

it's gonna happen with boats first, already starting to. at 38 i am the often the youngest at marinas and yacht clubs. weird old people scene, million dollar yacht and who's gonna buy?

toandos, Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

Iatee you do realize that sometimes people buy houses to live in them, right?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

Pro tip: unless you are selling/refinancing, house devaluation/a generation of disinterested apartment dwellers is the best shit ever! Plz mr property tax man, don't throw me in the briar patch of my house being worth $0.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^ We just got new assessments from our county, the house is worth about $20,000 less than we paid for it 5 years ago. Heavens! Please, don't lower my property tax!

Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Saturday, 25 August 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

unless you are selling/refinancing

kind of a big "unless" -- if you can't sell you can't move

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

nobody ever needs to move because everybody has jobs for life, that's just how the world works in 2012

iatee, Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

So I guess the answer to my last question then is no

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

as long as there are guitars, there will be guitar stores

your native bacon (mh), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

whenever my real father visits nyc he is always like why are companies based here when it would be so much cheaper in nj or suburban houston or overland park or whatever . . . and then i call iatee to bitch him out

mookieproof, Monday, 3 September 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

Well, for one, when they interact with other companies in meetings they can go around town instead of hopping in planes and shit

your native bacon (mh), Monday, 3 September 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

In Los Angeles, Silicon Beach, a roughly three-mile strip between Santa Monica and Venice, has become a notable start-up hub, because its walkability and urban-like amenities make it the place where young techies prefer to live, work and play, according to L.A.-based venture capitalist Mark Suster.

buzza, Monday, 3 September 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

Most of the programming jobs I'm applying for are either in downtown or in Venice (hoping for one downtown)

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

there was a period when mookdad types ended up convincing companies to leave, eg ibm, pepsi, mastercard, jc penny, but really the overwhelming number of companies headquartered in manhattan are in industries where network effects really matter ie finance, publishing, media. consumer goods / retail companies are much less likely to be headquartered in ny but thats okay cause they won't exist soon.

iatee, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

what's the worst that could happen?

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/honduras-signs-deal-create-private-cities-17154881#.UEeAh42PWgx

Investors can begin construction in six months on three privately run cities in Honduras that will have their own police, laws, government and tax systems now that the government has signed a memorandum of agreement approving the project.

An international group of investors and government representatives signed the memorandum Tuesday for the project that some say will bring badly needed economic growth to this small Central American country and that at least one detractor describes as "a catastrophe."

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The "model cities" will have their own judiciary, laws, governments and police forces. They also will be empowered to sign international agreements on trade and investment and set their own immigration policy.

Congress president Juan Hernandez said the investment group MGK will invest $15 million to begin building basic infrastructure for the first model city near Puerto Castilla on the Caribbean coast. That first city would create 5,000 jobs over the next six months and up to 200,000 jobs in the future, Hernandez said. South Korea has given Honduras $4 million to conduct a feasibility study, he said.

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordl%C3%A2ndia

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

aren't there places like that already in florida. on a smaller scale obv

wk, Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

what do you mean, disney world is huge

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

the places in florida are lame utopian planning and

iatee, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

is this the new Reddit Island

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

it's not like disney got the power to change the legal system or trade agreements in Florida

iatee, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

like nobody moved to celebration florida to flee corruption and trade barriers

iatee, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

it's not like disney got the power to change the legal system or trade agreements in Florida

― iatee, Thursday, September 6, 2012 12:04 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bet we could find counterexamples

your naïve bacon (mh), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

joeks

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

tbf most of these people think they're going to still be living in mcmansions in suburbs and driving their oversized cars at the age of 85, as god intended

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Isolated Cabin Dwellers More Likely to Vote Republican (The Atlantic)

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
four weeks pass...

The "multifamily island" looks to me like it might actually be an business hotel/extended stay sort of place.

s.clover, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

are american suburbs more fun to grow up in than english ones? i imagine you spend your days zooming about on yr skatebaord and then go home and listen to hardcore. in the sun.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 18 February 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

They were awesome for the skateboarding years. Pure hell when I got old enough to want to go to shows.

how's life, Monday, 18 February 2013 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

I grew up in a "suburban" part of a city - inside city limits but public transit was very limited and there was no commercial area within walking distance. It was good in some ways -a yard to play football in, places to build snowforts and sled, quiet, etc. I was pretty miserable as a teenager though when I couldn't get anywhere without taking a long bus ride to the metro -- 1hr trip to anything worthwhile. Although I guess that's better than not having it at all.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

I spent my weekends in a planned community. Cul-de-sacs out the wazoo. Walking and biking paths snaking through the neighborhoods. Only two ways into the town. Playgrounds close by. That part of town where every street was named after a PGA golfer.

As a kid, my step-brother and I would enter a drainage tunnel and walk along through it to see where we'd come out at. Our local playground was this "tree-house", where there was a long tube with a ladder inside it that would lead to a circular platform, walled off with metal bars.

It must've looked pretty sharp when people started moving in during the late 70s, but by the time we were done with it around 1990, all that new had worn off in a bad way. All those houses with the wooden facades started looking pretty bad. Traffic was getting heavier, winding up and down those curvy streets to the cul-de-sac of your choice. Those walking and bike paths that went between and behind the houses were perfect for scoping out burglaries, peeping toms and even the occasional rape. People kept peeing down the tube of our "tree-house", so the community nailed plywood over the openings.

We went back over there recently for a Christmas party. There's a big five lane "loop" going around the city, mere feet from some people's backyards. They razed all the land around the lake my family would picnic at, so now it looks like this little pond surrounded by strip malls and Walmart Neighborhood Grocery. Those two routes into the city were clogged and I read that they're thinking about adding a third artery, if the state highway department lets them put in a new interchange on the interstate.

Instead of the planned "New Town" that the commercials for the place advertised, it looks now just like a regular town... albeit one that is choking itself through the shortsighted planning of that utopia that never quite came to pass. And it's STILL 30 minutes removed from any other city. I don't know why people still move out to those brick mini mcmansions on the slab. The crime is still there. The county property taxes are the same as in the "big" city. You can't see the stars at night. I honestly couldn't tell you what is the pay-out for all that.

pplains, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

That part of town where every street was named after a PGA golfer.

We had a part of town where every street was named from Tolkein.

how's life, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

A Frodo Lane, everybody wants one.

pplains, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

haha I was just thinking "Out on my skateboard the night is just hummin'."

s.clover, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

this is a good piece about the nutty vegas street names

http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/the-street-names-of-las-vegas

max, Monday, 18 February 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

there's a road near me called 'good intentions road'

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

I drove down it once and it got really warm inside the car

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

Of course.

Stranded In the Jungle Groove (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 February 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link


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