new r&b = livejournal
new rap = blingee
this is actually a lot more pervasive than ringtones and hashtag lyrics
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sorry this has gone from jokes to capt obvious ideas for you
Are Daily Mail articles banned from this thread, well, for being the Daily Mail?
Was celebration of free health care in Opening Ceremony a coded message to the US? Americans are left confusedhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180227/London-2012-Olympics-Some-Americans-left-baffled-tribute-NHS-Mary-Poppins-Opening-Ceremony.html
― Theodora Celery, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/olympics/news/article/22891/7969529/italian-walker-tests-positive
― record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link
this is probably a work of fiction imho but there are tons of killer lines in there so I'm sharing it with respect not derision
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's a quality article
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm an accountant and I have a giant tattoo of topless woman riding a motorbike in to hell on my back. It's never burdened my career
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
She needs counselling.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link
she needs inversion therapy
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
this makes me more determined to get my robert musil tattoo.
and yes it will be him riding a motorcycle into hell.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:25 (eleven years ago) link
have always fancied having "KANT" and "HUME" tattooed across my knuckles
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link
the no regrets tattoo alternative is to get those nike running shoes customised, you can't have "cunt" tho which sort of ruins it.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
Oh my god that woman needs help.That is the most fucked up self absorbed shit I have ever read, making it all about her being "redundant", acting like he was dead or something? Jesus christ.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
We need a new thread for : Shit That Looks Like A Daily Mail Article (But Isn't)
― Chewton Mendip (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Saturday, 11 August 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
Tess Morgan is a pseudonym
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link
His father asks, "Does it hurt?"
"Yes," I say, cutting across this male bonding. "It does. Very much."
;_;
― the late great, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
that was the money line imo
tbh i was ready for the big reveal to be that it was a "MOM" tattoo with a heart around it
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
inside a goatse.cx
― the late great, Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
"But what if he wants to be a lawyer?"
"Or an accountant."
Given that he's a student, you can easily tell if he wants to be one of these by finding out if he is studying Law or Accountancy. Given your relationship with him, I would suggest the easiest way to found out would be by writing to the Admissions Department of his FE institution.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i didn't know that stuff about aristocratic tattoos
― goole, Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
On day three, still in a fog of misery, I say to him, "Shall we talk?"
We sit down with cups of coffee. I open my mouth to speak and end up crying instead. I say, "You couldn't have done anything to hurt me more."
He is cool and detached. He says, "I think you need to re-examine your prejudices."
lost it here
god that tattoo article might as well be a transcript bw me and my mom regarding any significant life choice I've made in the last 5 years
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
yeah this was kind of rad to learn about!!
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
unbelievable
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, August 11, 2012 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ditto
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm starting to feel like the Graun played us all, it just seems way too... weird. Like extreme irony.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 12 August 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2LOMajSwM
― drawings by teen cultists (Crabbits), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/24/entertainment-us-britain-prince-naked-idUSBRE87L08C20120824
not the reuters hed but the daily mail pictured
― goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
(that's the sun, not the mail)
― koogs, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
oh right
― goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
crosspost that headline to passive aggressive notes
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
reuters on a roll with this
http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/08/25/us-usa-campaign-deathmetal-idINBRE87O03S20120825
― goole, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
already added to wikipedia's death metal page
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Sunday, 26 August 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
idgi
― the late great, Sunday, 26 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
will two live crew also not be performing?
http://www.militarytimes.com/news/2012/08/marine-fired-mattis-quote-tattoo-082712/
Union Pacific Railroad fired conductor Carl Newman of Kansas City, Mo., in 2010 because his tattoo violated the company’s “Violence in the Workplace” policy, according to a complaint filed in federal court Aug. 9.
The words were spoken by Gen. James Mattis, now head of U.S. Central Command, when he led Marines in Iraq in 2003.
Mattis, then a tough-talking major general known as “the Warrior Monk,” commanded 1st Marine Division during the invasion. According to Washington Post reporter Thomas E. Ricks’ book “Fiasco,” Mattis sent his tanks and artillery home after the successful invasion. He met with Iraqi tribal leaders and said, “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I am pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f--- with me, I’ll kill you all.”
― goole, Monday, 10 September 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
that reminds me of my modest proposal to make police who shoot people get tear tattoos for each person they kill
― the late great, Monday, 10 September 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2012/09/18/convicted-killer-says-hes-too-fat-to-be-executed/
― the late great, Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link
reposting this one from the "most important local news story" thread:
http://djournal.com/view/full_story/20188758/article-Wicks-n-More-consumed-in-fire
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5943994/stephen-a-smith-thought-an-article-about-him-in-the-onion-was-real
― am0n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
ok except it's already a very old joke at this point, this has got to be the mother of them all
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8462/8007439788_c8ee71a7de_m.jpg
― the late great, Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443696604577647870908169992.html
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
Getting That Justin Vernon Body With Trainer Jeff Rogers
http://www.mtvhive.com/2012/09/24/bon-iver-workout/
― goole, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
haha, the late great, I posted in the Amish thread the Cleveland Plain Dealer headline on that story, which falls just short of all-time greatness:
http://imageshack.us/a/img692/2404/frontpage092112jpgf4ed9.jpg
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/news/47960-full-scott-walker-album-details-revealed/
― Jeff W, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
his name was mullet?!?
― the late great, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
yeah his name was mullet. that kind of puts it more in mad magazine territory, though they'd probably change it to Potzrebie Mulletski or something.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
Buddhist "Iron Man" Found by Nazis Is from Space
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=buddhist-iron-man-found
― goole, Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link