The Hobbit films, previously to be directed by Guillermo del Toro and now to be directed by Peter Jackson again.

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ugh.

and here I was thinking that stretching this into two films was a bad idea...

Moodles, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure none of the New Line or Warners execs were exactly trying to talk Jackson out of stretching things out more.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- It is a bad idea. This is worse.

See the part of me that (yes) loves the appendices, the minutiae and everything extended and sprawling about what Tolkien did perversely enjoys this huge expense to film what was essentially his retconning of his own work.

But dramatically this really could have been been a great self-contained film, a glorious if long one-off. Two films, a stretch. Three films telling this story? I just don't even.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Warners needs to milk those cashcows (esp since there is never ever going to be another Batman film).

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

I sincerely hope this turns out to be three 70-minute flicks.

Simon H., Monday, 30 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

(esp since there is never ever going to be another Batman film).

Yeah I'm pretty certain there will be, albeit quite possibly not another decent one.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

As somebody who loves Peter Jackson's early movies, it's a bummer that it looks like his work is going to be centered on the Hobbit/Tolkien for the forseeable future. Not that I didn't like the first trilogy of movies, but I would like for him to do something different.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

He's rumoured to be adapting Phillip Reeve's excellent Mortal Engines books at some point, which I would be more excited to see than more Middle Earth twaddle at this point.

http://mortalengines.wikia.com/wiki/Mortal_Engines_%28film%29

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

I think they're already kicking around the idea of another Batman flick now with it coming out in 5 years or so under a different director

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

no wonder Del Toro ran a mile

Number None, Monday, 30 July 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

This io9 photo seems apt.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17uftph5epp2cjpg/original.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

'DEAL WITH IT'

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - December 14, 2012
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - December 13, 2013
The Hobbit: There and Back Again - July 18, 2014

http://www.movies.com/movie-news/the-hobbit-third-film/8949

StanM, Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

sigh, fine.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 1 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

The Hobbit: Hobbity and Hobbiter - May 28, 2015

tylerw, Saturday, 1 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

hobbit, hobbit, for the love of god please hobbit at once

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

The Silmarillion VIII: the Reckoning - December 14, 2024

StanM, Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

with charles bronson

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

The Hobbit III: There and Back, Again!

Chris S, Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

The Ho4bit

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

Complaining about how it's "stretched" begs the question. With two movies, it always seemed to me that stuff would still have to be compressed or left out. Plus you know they'll expand the battle o' five armies, which was just a short summary in the book.

B'wana Beast, Sunday, 2 September 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yay cause the battle scenes were so the best thing in LOTR :/

ledge, Sunday, 2 September 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

I so, so hope this one'll be a meditation on draconian ennui, three hours of nothing but Cumberbatch moping around.

Tuomas, Monday, 3 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

Go not to Dragons for ennui, for they will say "Oh I suppose so"

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 September 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

New trailer tomorrow.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

She's Gotta Hobbit

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Bilbo Fever

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

A Sam Gamgee Joint

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

Et voila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz0JWJioOM

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Wargs! Trolls! Orcs! Gollums! Bears!

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

Think I'll wait till there's an edit without Martin Freeman.

ledge, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

Damn, even the stone giants in the Misty Mountains. Didn't think they'd actually show!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

Okay LOL at Radagast having a sled pulled by a trained team of huge attack rabbits. Night of the Lepus!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

Rabbitgast the Brown

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

(secretly so excited I can't stand it but will shroud excitement in detached enthusiasm)

eh, it's cool I guess

*grin*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Think I'll wait till there's an edit without Martin Freeman.

See, I think he is a jackass but his acting is okay? I can overlook it anyway.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

I am going to go see this and pretend he is Arthur Dent the whole time.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

same difference

Number None, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Hell yes.

Note to Hollywood: Make more movies with wizards in them!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, if you broke it down I bet the wizard to movie ratio has been relatively high the last few years.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

Harry Potter ruined the curve.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

What's that weird black blob at 0:31?

nate woolls, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

See, I think he is a jackass but his acting is okay? I can overlook it anyway.

I don't knock his acting, I think he's great at playing Martin Freeman. I just never saw Bilbo as being very Martin Freemanish. Same for Dr Watson. Arthur Dent - could've been Freemanesque if Simon Jones hadn't got in there first. Tim from The Office, yeah he was Freemany.

ledge, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Is the CGI finished? It seems a lot cartoonier than in LOTR.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

I'm excited for these, been rewatching the LOTR trilogy with my wife over the past few weeks (taking forever because why extended editions) and forgot how much I enjoyed 'em.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

Fellowship is the only one that's significantly improved in the extended cut iirc.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link


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