fuck nintendo

Dude.
I don't have the cocaine you crave.
Perhaps you should try switching to heroin. Then you'd be too busy staring at the wall when you weren't getting money for more to be on here. *"Gets!"*

Disappointed to see that Miitomo is less a game and more a social media thing

!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

miitomo is the greatest social media oat

i am okay with this
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/753559995849990144

the title of this thread hurts me in my heart

xp. im totally buying this gimmicky thing.

uuugh i'm gonna buy that stupid thing i think.

I expect my son will be all over this, looks like a good deal

they are going to sell so many of these

I think a pre-order is in order.

why not just download an emulator for free and get a USB NES controller

you can't even play Klax on that thing

*extreme nerd voice* wonder about the upscaling

why not just download an emulator for free and get a USB NES controller

why not do both

this is meant as a xmas present almost certainly and is going to be the hot gift

and after two months, it will join my ouya in storage

so aside from the built-in games, does this (only?) play old cartridges?

doesn't play cartridges at all by my understanding! just plug and play.

I think the whole thing is cartridge-sized? idk

yeah it just plays these 30 games, basically just a little box with a NES emulator in it.

oh word. i still have most of those cartridges and a couple ways to play them (bootleg 'FC Twin' NES + SNES, old NES). but a tiny emulator with most of my favorite games is tempting.

ftr it's 60 bucks, hdmi ready and comes with a wireless nes controller and the following

Balloon Fight, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr., Double Dragon II: The Revenge, Dr. Mario, Excitebike, Final Fantasy, Galaga, Ghosts' N Ghoblins, Gradius, Ice Climber, Kid Icarus, Kirby's Adventure, Mario Bros., Mega Man 2, Metroid, Ninja Gaiden, Pac-Man, Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream, StarTropics, SUPER C, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Tecmo Bowl, The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.

that is an undeniably solid lineup

a mini-snes would be amazing

hasn't there been a Sega Genesis version of this for years?

still I expect this to sell out and go for double the price come December

SNES version should cost seven thousand dollars and only contain Shaq-Fu and Bébé's Kids

It's got a majority of ILX's top 20 3rd-gen (aka top 20 NES) games, but it's missing a few:

#6: Contra (although Super C is there)
#9: Ducktales
#11: River City Ransom
#12: Bionic Commando
#13: Tetris
#17: TMNT II
#19: Super Dodge Ball

xp neither of those games have even been nominated for the 4th gen poll crut, get on it

I'd be more inclined to get it if it included 3-D Worldrunner and RC Pro-Am, my two favorite nes games.

someone's hacked an "every nintendo game, one cartridge" type of thing together, right? I think my friend had one, but maybe that was for snes

my friend with a full standing neo geo arcade system has one of those but with like 50 neo geo games on it. metal slug, king of monsters, puzzle de pon, all a couple button pushes away.

many xps WHOA thats like totally the fake instrument from the Masters of the Universe movie but like FOR REAL

(useless post alert)

Had a dream that someone had released a mini c64, which worked as a wireless keyboard for PCs. It was cylinderical in shape and about the size of a tv remote, but the keys wrapped all the way around it making it completely unusable.

ahhahaha that's great!

https://archive.org/details/nintendopower

yeah i just found that too, holy fuck!

oh, dammmmmmmn

awesome. hope it's legally kosher so it can stay up, honestly

better get downloading then :)

MAKE MORE THAN LIKE 5 WIIS AT A TIME DOUCHEBAGS. ITS ALMOST FEBRUARY.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, January 30, 2007 10:57 AM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remember?

They're using the same tactic for NES Classic. Every store that got them in stock to sell today only had somewhere between 3-12 total... mostly leaning towards the lower end of that.

its been a while since they had to make more than 5 consoles at a time, maybe they forgot how to!

Well, they apparently didn't do it with Wii U! From what I hear.

no one bought more than two wii u consoles in a given city at any time

Well, point is this feels like some Record Store Day BS