C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

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Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

buy black or brown underpants, so you don't have to wash them ever and can just continue displaying them proudly in the closet.

It sounds like burt needs some of these:

http://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/35512/35512_in_m.jpg

He can use it as a getting-to-know-you game. What's a stain, and what's part of the pattern? Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? The fun never ends!

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

quote Quentin Crisp, "After 5 years the dust doesn't get any worse"

Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

at least i don't have any dirty underwear hanging on things. i can blame any dirtiness on the cats that like to puke and act crazy.

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

well done elmo!

MIRV Griffin (goole), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't have to do shit

― burt_stanton, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes you do, Burt, it's biologically unavoidable -- denying it is how you wind up with your underwear like that

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, unless your ass partner does the shitting for you?

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

now i am trying to imagine simon rex as a dust bunny

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

nabisco that took things too far

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, unless your ass partner does the shitting for you?

Well, presumably they take turns until the seal breaks.

http://www.animalgift.org/atf/cf/%7B55F52B47-7B8C-4337-A5A9-2F3550FF3D11%7D/SEAL-INSIDEMAIN-V02.JPG

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

good strategy for tonight--answer the door naked, then just snag a pair of dirty underwear from the closet

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit

burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

burt when you have a lady friend over what sort of music do you listen to

Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I am just keeping it real, Stanton-style

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

nabisco shat the shark right dere

Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit

― burt_stanton, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:12 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

serious lols at this

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

burt when you have a lady friend over what sort of music do you listen to

Whatever it is, they dance cheek to cheek.

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost -- That's for damn sure.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

We Are All mADE OF sHIt

Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Whatever it is, they dance cheek to cheek

all the more reason to clean your disgusting ass

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

when i have lady friends over i let them have a say in the music FYI

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, so madonna then

Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

WAAADEOFHI?

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Meltdown's a-coming, folks.

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

boxer_stanton or brief_stanton??

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

It's like we're getting Gear's couch story from the perspective of the emo trucker hat guy.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

boxers for casual Friday, briefs for maximum package

burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

also how in the hell is this a C/D thread, at all

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

burt my music question remains unanswered

Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

burt can i come to the party

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

MAXIMUM PACKAGE

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

luftmensch unmentionables

estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I dunno, Elmo, cleaning for guests is probably a good thing (classic), but it kinda sucks to have to do (dud), so it's pretty up in the air, much like burt's unmentionables

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

haha xpost! i was gonna say "dainties" but it's burt

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh you know women can see thru guys who think briefs of manscaping give them "maximum package" fyi

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I never, ever torture my friends with my music.

burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I can totally imagine the day Bruce Stanton came in from chopping firewood, sat his young son on his knee and said "one thing you need to know in life, kid, is that Stantons ain't dainty"

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

his dad's name is not bruce

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks bruce, for answering my question

Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

however, his mom's name is Bruce

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe I'll throw on the Telescopes or Spacemen 3 if it's just chillin illin

burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

poo-gazer bands

nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

this is a thread of wonder

Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

unmenschionables

Edward III, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i pledge to bump this thread every day forever

Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

dancing under a sky of shit

alternative title for the new U2 album...

snoball, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I will say it is very magnanimous of you to share your ass partner with your guests, kudos.

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks, man. I needed that.

burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

btw classic obv

Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link


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