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you ever blow a guy before?

before what?

one question at a time, please.

can't say i did.

have you ever looked at child pornography?

no

Are you a dog?

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Are you moving to Germany and is your current home a large grey stone one like the ones which are common in Bristol?

GG - that link doesn't work.

Refer to the Recently on ILX Dreams thread for explanation.

Aha! Well, the answer is, no, I've just moved to 1ckleford which is a bordering village on the outskirts of my old town of Hitchin. Despite not living with my g/f any more, I still get to see her whenever we like and I quite like living out in the countryside. I'd like to check out Berlin - I only went to Germany once on a school trip but we didn't see any cities.

btw GG - I'm sorry I didn't reply to your FB mail you sent all that time ago. I had meant to, but I was checking my mails on the hoof at the time and then forgot to get round to it - didn't mean to ignore you!

If you had to spend the rest of your life using only one piece of cutlery, which would you choose?

Do you feel old now that you're over 30?

have you ever considered writing a comedy script?

being a village I'd imagine 1ckleford is quite 1ckle.

Is it?

NBS - I went to a medieval banquet once up on Staffordshire where I had to eat a jacket potato using only a knife, which was fun and dangerous. So yes, a knife.

Is there anything more beautiful than an England flag?

Bob Six - I answered this question at length on the What's The Worst Part Of Getting Old thread. Answer in short: no I don't feel old, but a lot of my peers are doing their darndest to make it so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ickleford - described as "a large village". I can imagine the name stems from the same place as "Icknield Way" which lies near it.

Which of the various apes/monkeys/lemurs etc. at Monkey World (Dorset's finest ape rescue centre) would you be most excited about seeing up close?

Have you ever had serious fun with a laser gun?

Say you order that knife, only there's an administrative error and when it arrives it's several hundred miles long. You get to use it only once, to cut Britain in two. Where do you make the cut, and which side do you stand on?

Was it not until the recent prominent news stories on the deaths of Gore Vidal and Vidal Sassoon that you realised they were, in fact, two different people?

Which of the various apes/monkeys/lemurs etc. at Monkey World (Dorset's finest ape rescue centre) would you be most excited about seeing up close?

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:10 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chimps

Have you ever had serious fun with a laser gun?

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:13 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not since Quasar at Stevenage Leisure Park closed down in the early nineties.

What was your favourite moment of the Olympics?

Would a spork not be more useful? (Though obviously not for cutting the country in two.)

Say you order that knife, only there's an administrative error and when it arrives it's several hundred miles long. You get to use it only once, to cut Britain in two. Where do you make the cut, and which side do you stand on?

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 August 2012 12:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good question. Assuming it would be this knife...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9zuSTOE2vk

it should be able to cut anything. Sadly I wouldn't really want to cut Britain in two, and I couldn't give the knife away as a gift as that's bad luck, so I'd have to sell it to someone for a penny and they can make the decision about where this new Danelaw might be.

What was your favourite moment of the Olympics?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:24 (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feck!

Is it about time Bruce Forsythe retired from Strictly Come Dancing?

Would a spork not be more useful? (Though obviously not for cutting the country in two.)

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:25 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spork is the worst of both worlds.

Is it about time Bruce Forsythe retired from Strictly Come Dancing?

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 12:33 (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IS that what he's doing now? I don't watch a lot of TV... Nah, keep him going. He will die on camera.

What's the ideal height for grass?

lawn grass?

What should I have for tea tonight?

SM - depends if you're in a hardwater area.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

i have no way of telling whether you shall or shall not.

Where the party at?

my house 25th of Aug

How frequently do you use the phrase 'shiver me timbers!'?

You are at a clearing in a forest. To your right is a small cave. To your left a path rises up a hill, and you can hear a babbling brook. Directly in front of you a small gnome wearing orange pantaloons sits weaving something.

What do you do?

When The Proclaimers sang "I can understand why Stranraer lie so lowly, they could save a lot of points by signing Hibs' goalie" how did you react?

If, due to an improbable misunderstanding, you found yourself obliged to spend a month driving around Britain visiting every single motorway service station while dressed as spiderman, would you eat your lunch each day at the fast food establishments therein, or would you be tempted to make your own sandwiches and buy some fruit from a mini supermarket?

You're at the prow of a ship, a storm is rising. The crew haven't been fed in weeks and a mutiny seems certain. You have one leg.

What do you do?

How frequently do you use the phrase 'shiver me timbers!'?

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:04 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rarely/Never

You are at a clearing in a forest. To your right is a small cave. To your left a path rises up a hill, and you can hear a babbling brook. Directly in front of you a small gnome wearing orange pantaloons sits weaving something.

What do you do?

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:06 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

>Eat gnome

When The Proclaimers sang "I can understand why Stranraer lie so lowly, they could save a lot of points by signing Hibs' goalie" how did you react?

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:11 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know this song by the Proclaimers. I prefer Sunshine On Leith and King of the Road.

If, due to an improbable misunderstanding, you found yourself obliged to spend a month driving around Britain visiting every single motorway service station while dressed as spiderman, would you eat your lunch each day at the fast food establishments therein, or would you be tempted to make your own sandwiches and buy some fruit from a mini supermarket?

― I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:19 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would definitely make my own sandwiches as shop-bought sandwiches are full of salt - especially petrol station sandwiches which are ghastly.

You're at the prow of a ship, a storm is rising. The crew haven't been fed in weeks and a mutiny seems certain. You have one leg.

What do you do?

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:19 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Get horrifically pissed.

Is this as much fun as you'd hoped?

it passes the time.

I've attemped to give you a headstart in this project by translating part of the chorus, but the results (Operor canis ( non donkey )) lead me to suspect the internet translator is defective. Surely there were donkeys in roman times and surely the Latin word for donkey wasn't "donkey"?

ah man I know this

Donkey - Wikipedia, the free en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey
The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus

Yep, donkey = asinus

tu stultior quam asinus est

Could you quickly rattle off the rest of the song too, just in case he wants to go ahead with this idea?

I am terrible at grammar, but my attempt at the chorus:

Facere in canus, facere in canus
Facere in canus, nolite asinus facere

It's a hit!

Wooo! Statim sera sentio ambulavero in periculo. Si ego me intueris puellam quandam a omnino alienus.

Which was your favourite caramel shop?

it was so long ago and i have visited so many in my time that i don't remember.

downloaded any good albums recently, dog latin?

Nah.

You?

by a band

i heard a band

yeah, the barenboim/boulez recording of the liszt piano concertos, lee gamble's new album, and the new richard pinhas / tatsuya album

i suspect you might like the lee gamble album

i tried a lee gamble compilation once and it kind of sailed over my head. but i read a good interview with him in the Wire later that made me think I ought to give him another go. I have very similar feelings about Kassem Mosse - just waiting for the right time and place.

I Didn't download albums, but I did get this through the post today (as mentioned on the outernational thread). http://www.soulbrother.com/shop/spiritual-jazz-vol-5-2/

Haven't listened to it yet but it look interesting.

I love Soulbrother records, I think I started a thread on that label.

That comp is quite good. Only given it a cursory listen. Might have been expecting a bigger 'world' influence as it's largely impossible to tell which country each track originates from without reading the sleevenotes.

the title / opening post in this thread is excellent, much better than it would have been if you got your code right

Wayne Rooney

(re op) What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works? was probably the best ilx ever, how you feeling about it as its 10 year anniversary nears?

Failing to type out Wayne Rooney in all different fonts vs Worst attempt at 'teh funneh' ever...? I'm just proud to have given ILX these gifts.

Kind of want to hear a Wiz Khalifa / Migos style track called Wayne Rooney now.

There were some amazing scripts in there, one day someone needs to make the portmanteau movie. Adam Sandler?

Did you ever manage to afford to travel abroad?

i've been abroad, never went 'travelling'. prob won't get to do any of that till retirement now.

What made you think of love and tears
And birth and death and pain?

Dear DL,

What was the origin and meaning of your Wogan Lenin dn?

(Still number one google result for "wogan lenin"!)

Dear DL,

What was the origin and meaning of your Wogan Lenin dn?

(Still number one google result for "wogan lenin"!)

― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 10:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an in joke. circa 2006 my friends at home decided they wanted a friend called wogan. they chose me to have the name. later we formed a short lived Ramones-styled punk band where everyone had stage names. i was wogan lenin. the guitarist was steve mugabe, the drummer was satan christ and the bassist was ike stalin or something... can't remember.

What made you think of love and tears
And birth and death and pain?

― The inscrutable savantism of (Sanpaku), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 9:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not ignoring you, just having difficulty with the question

the short term answer is sanpaku.

okay then!

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Just posted that so people think someone other than dog latin contributes to this thread.

But the last update on this thread for a long length of time would be Dog Latin's answer

Has he FPed himself yet?

beg your pardon?!

What age do you expect to retire?

pfffff..... probably die before i reach it, realistically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4

Have you ever quoth "Euge! Sophos! Hooray!"?