the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

i think they will lose just on how weird he looks.

didn't apply to Dick

okay that little story is wholly inconsequential and super funny

before I even clicked on goole's link I was going to write, "Well, down here, 'papaya' means something else...."

ay yi yi

he should have said papaya is best when you put huevos on it

Meanwhile on InfoWars, shit's about to get real:

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/08/14/14-barack-obama.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

why is Obama eating the sun

that's the powerball he stole from Loki

look at our president, about to go super-saiyan on someone's ass

Obama as Galactus.

Only one man can protect us. Call in the Kingpin!

http://mittromneycentral.com/uploads/christie-romneyjpg-b0d54985315840352.jpeg

more like call the Penguin

http://marvelxvillains.tripod.com/images/themes/blob.jpg

you mean The Blob

is that a sphere of annihilation

no, that is Governor Christie

now here's a burger
now call me Christie

there's something kind of trippy about the way christie, romney and the young guy behind romney are posed in that shot

l-r: after divorce, during, before

It's like the sequence of evolution. Dinosaur to caveman to modern man.

is that Mark Ruffalo

That's Ruffalo turning back from the Hulk into Dr. Banner.

lol

Wish someone could animate Christie into that "Gangnam Style" video.

David Stockman lets'er rip:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/14/opinion/paul-ryans-fairy-tale-budget-plan.html?_r=4

grunge!

"Mitt Romney is extremely stiff ... because he still has this persona where it hard for him to feel relatable. To have someone who is young and dynamic helps soften Romney up and attracts that 'it' factor and 'wow' factor," Gillespie said.

"Paul Ryan would seem to be cooler. Even talking about the fact that he listens to Led Zeppelin and grunge....The fact that he says he likes hard rock makes him seem cooler. ... That charisma is born in youth."

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/14/politics/ryan-gen-x/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

i can't believe that ryan still cites his love for rage against the machine. on political or musical grounds, either way it doesn't add up.

or as ryan likes to call them, "rage"

i'm sure mitt loves the grungers too

on political or musical grounds, either way it doesn't add up

i forget what year (2000? 2001?) but i remember going down to the mall for the imf protests. it was not long after the seattle wto protests of '99 and the dc cops were out in force -- in certain places there were ranks of mounted cavalry with piles of horseshit steaming in the summer heat underneath them.

lots of streets were cordoned off, so i had to make a wayward path home to u street. this led me past some gw frat house (i hadn't even known they existed) with shirtless frat dudes jeering commie fags even as rage against the machine blasted from the top floor.

Most likely they never made it past "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me to!"

"Yeah, this band rocks, and the singer has hair like Bob Marley, dude!"

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/big.jpg http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/suit.jpg

Nineteen pixels wider--no comparison.

tbf, i wonder how many of my lefty/liberal friends from high school & college who were Rush fans paid much mind to Neil Peart's lyrics circa 2112. and one of my best friends from high school has political opinions more or less identical w/ Paul Ryan's (Ayn Rand fetish inclusive, sadly) and back in the day was a huge Dead Kennedys fan (who were no slouches in when it came to über-lefty lyrics).

as for the appeal of RATM to jocks, fratboys, Paul Ryan-style right wingers and other assorted meatheads: it's rather obvious innit? it's jock music, perfect for work-outs and power-whatevers. i'm sure that this has been hashed out already on ILM no?!?

I'd kind of love it if RATM and Bruce Springsteen both came out with singles that addressed Chris Christie and Paul Ryan by name for totally missing the point.

What kinds of music do Republicans genuinely enjoy?

mentally, i file Paul Ryan's RATM love and Chris Christie's Springsteen love away in the same drawer with teenage/twenty-something hip-hop fans who nonetheless are quite racist.

swinging back to ryan, tuition fees & social security, really great, sensitive amy davidson piece:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/comment/2012/08/paul-ryans-father-and-al-smiths.html

man Al Smith was such a badass. I don't even want to read the rest of the article that compares him to fucking Paul Ryan.

tbf, i wonder how many of my lefty/liberal friends from high school & college who were Rush fans paid much mind to Neil Peart's lyrics circa 2112.

Call me when Ryan announces an initiative to give every man, woman and child a guitar to fight the oppression of the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx and the man's got my vote.

I need to read an Al Smith bio; he comes off as a badass in Last Call and the Prohibition series but an asshole in subsequent dealings with FDR. The first neocon?

this year's swiftboat?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/15/us-usa-campaign-binladen-ad-idUSBRE87E01F20120815

Kerry was easy to swiftboat...he was a noodly senator nobody honestly liked and stumbled into the nomination by default. Good luck doing this to a sitting president.

yeah maybe but experience teaches to

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uvvn5sJ4SA8/T_IB-iwjEyI/AAAAAAAAALM/MRQjsO1Cp10/s1600/Boy-Scout-Be-Prepared-Emblem.jpg

i heard kerry sent his boy scout badges back b/c he hates america, t/f?

"Mr. President, you did not kill Osama bin Laden, America did. The work that the American military has done killed Osama bin Laden. Somebody invested in Pakistani roads and bridges. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that phone calls could be tapped & satellite data transmitted. The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.”

Ha!

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/2012/08/14/revealed-the-president-brews-his-own-beer-and-brings-it-with-him-on-the-road/

how long had they been waiting to pull this one out

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/16/earlyshow/main20107292.shtml

ugh are you saying i have to watch network news now

if ppl want me to donate money to the obama campaign they will continue to undermine the time he personally strangled bin ladin w/ his own hands

Kerry was easy to swiftboat...he was a noodly senator nobody honestly liked and stumbled into the nomination by default. Good luck doing this to a sitting president.

How did he stumble into the nomination?