the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

new theory: he also draws little penises around the edges

ya its prob all true, and dont forget abt swiss bank account amnesty

Santorum on one of the CNN talk shows this morning. lol what a worm that guy is

dumb too

blah people

never forget

i miss santorum for real

haha i had forgotten abt that!

but i shouldnt have

it was the high point of the campaign season imo

lol yes it was vv good, blah people, lol

tbf i am racist against blah people, why dont they lift themselves up by their bootstraps and get more compelling

http://i.imgur.com/imQG7.png

right on queue

that fn race card trumps all, never play it, so unfair

Like most blah people, Mitt Romney only pays a 13% tax rate.

when blah people happened i feel like goole/aero/other people commented that santorum really has a lot to say about race and has to hold himself back and that seems true.

"Did he play the race card?" host Jim Acosta asked.

"There's no -- you know, y'all? I mean, y'all is y'all."

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/santorum-biden-played-race-card-said-yall

like he fancies himself a deep thinker about race matters.

"There's no -- you know, y'all? I mean, y'all is y'all." << i feel like this is definitely a post i have made on ilx before

neither santorum nor joe the biden should be saying y'all

ya santorum fancies himself a deep thinker abt a lot of stuff which is p lol because hes so dumb

also just a still of his fuckin face makes me laugh; can't say the same for romney unforch

why can't biden say y'all? i say y'all even though i'm not a southerner! it's a good gender-neutral pronoun!

i content that mitt is subtly hilarious and i appreciate him a lot

i don't really get romney yet

i dont think romney gets romney either

it would be more appropriate for them to say yinz guys

pretending that Romney has the mind of a 10-year-old has helped me understand the way he's running his campaign.

http://i.imgur.com/imQG7.png

punctuating any point santorum has ever made with this kind face + raised finger combo is v endearing imo

JERRY SEINFELD: Biden Played The 'Race Card'

http://i.imgur.com/imQG7.png

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/todd-akin-legitimate-rape.php?m=1

Rep. Todd Akin, the Republican nominee for Senate in Missouri who is running against Sen. Claire McCaskill, justified his opposition to abortion rights even in case of rape with a claim that victims of “legitimate rape” have unnamed biological defenses that prevent pregnancy.

“First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare,” Akin told KTVI-TV in an interview posted Sunday. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Akin said that even in the worst-case scenario — when the supposed natural protections against unwanted pregnancy fail — abortion should still not be a legal option for the rape victim.

“Let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work, or something,” Akin said. “I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child.”

"if it's a legitimate rape"

omfg

dude is a SENATE candidate even, not just like some jackass running for deputy mayor or some other shit where it'd make headlines but not actually pose the risk of actually, like, working to form policy, holy fucking shit

from what I understand from y'all pregnancy from rape is really rare

Currently a member of the House of Representatives Science and Technology Committee, btw.

most of the people on twitter are talking abt that guy atm

Dear lord - does anyone actually think that?

“Let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work, or something,” Akin said.

The "or something" is the most chilling part of this phrase.

"When I was 15, one of the other boys in the locker room told me that a girl has to come or she can't get pregnant. I've believed that ever since. I also think there might be teeth down there, but I've never had a chance to find out."

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Lawmaker-Says-Rape-Can-t-Cause-Pregnancy-3036411.php#ixzz1plYb6Vjh

there seems to be precedent for this crazy shit...

not to trivialize how awful this is, but his delivery on the video is very dr. spaceman

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/akin%20commercial.JPG

wonderful apology enriches discourse, slyly wins votes:

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/akin-on-legitimate-rape-comment-i-misspoke

congratulation to claire mccaskill

Hopefully. She's been behind by like eight points.

Yeah, she's got a lot of ground to make up, and this guy's shitheadedness might not be an impediment to victory.

the main good of this will be if people donate to McCaskill's campaign as a result, as much as it pains me to say so. the gaffe alone won't make up five points of ground but if McCaskill can fundraise off this she'll be able to gain on him.

http://i.imgur.com/FLOpJ.jpg

fwiw

Nate Silver ‏@fivethirtyeight
Have to wait for polls, but on instinct I'd call McCaskill a 2:1 favorite in #MOSEN now. Had as toss-up tilting GOP before Akin remarks.