rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

pz'YOLO

You are now watching the throne
Don't let me eat a P'Zone

you know how many p'zones I own?

this might not count but i tried one of taco bell's new "cantina bowls" today. i imagine it's still terrible for you since it contains both guacamole-product and a creamy sauce, but it made me feel less like death than i usually do after eating there.

Cinnabon 'Pizzabon' - http://kotaku.com/5936215/cinnabons-pizzabon-the-snacktaku-hideous-abomination-review

http://cdn.cstatic.net/g/500x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/502a60b885216d0e61004b91/the-pizzabon-cinnabon-pizza.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/g3upx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vIDJH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WM4b9.jpg

KFC literally serves you a bowl of hot vomit

:(

post some pix of real chinese food to make up for the queasy feeling I now have

I like:
mashed potatoes
gravy
corn
friend chicken
cheese

So why does this make me feel so bad inside?

Actually I think it's because the slightly transparent gravy looks like snot/bile and now I'm going to unbookmark this thread blech

friend chicken :)

KFC famous bowels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI
http://www.avclub.com/articles/av-club-taste-test-special-the-bowl-at-the-howling,2130/

pretty sure i scrolled through this thread than the encyclopedia dramatica 'offended' page

so disgusting

/more quickly than/

http://i.imgur.com/WM4b9.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0MzSeqFbaZY/TpzchghicMI/AAAAAAAAAAk/GC23OaCxtAI/s400/Royal+Trux.jpg

yeah i find it marginally easier to spend 10 seconds looking at the rtx cover

the thing on the left is presumably eaten by many thousands of people whereas even neil hagerty and jennifer herrema at their worst probably wouldn't eat the thing on the right

stevie not taken in by all that funky narration, a+ post

feel like we kinda dropped the ball on this thread this year so good revive

is it just the sweetcorn that makes the thing on the left look so much like a bowl of shit?

did sweet sixteen ever come out on vinyl? love that album so much...

taco bell calls its desserts "sweet treats"

no lie though I've been meaning to check out the new 99 cent grillers

http://i.imgur.com/5zoeS.jpg

The new dessert menu includes a new cookie sandwich which features two triangular chocolate chip cookies, filled with vanilla cream - available for $1.29. The menu also includes a churro for $0.99. These items will complement the company's existing dessert range, which includes caramel apple empanada and bite-sized Cinnamon Twists.

my goodness

http://i.imgur.com/w5krf.jpg

what the hell this honestly can't be the size of what you get for 99 cents

http://i.imgur.com/KSzCy.jpg

mcdonalds snackers are more expensive and nowhere near that big

http://i.imgur.com/vYH6e.png

http://i.imgur.com/XHXwJ.png

Frutista also the name of the font that ad is set in

today is the day that I learned that BK actually has a triple whopper out

http://i.imgur.com/y5V0l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OJAoU.png

reminds me of when I visited montreal in high school and we all found out that the mcdonalds there had a big mac but with three patties - of course we all got one, and were like, damn, canadians be gettin down on some freaky shit across the border, so amazing that literally you can just cross this magic line and all of a sudden you can buy a big mac with three patties and it's actually cheaper too (this was before parity)

Wow; I'm gonna have to get on that Triple Whopper. I once ate a Double Whopper a day for about four months straight. I regret nothing.

of course wendy's has a triple stacker too

http://i.imgur.com/mAHwy.png

mcdonald's sadly lagging behind

waiting for the mckie d's brass to be like... fuck it... we're going to four

four patties

*gasps are heard in the board room, somebody faints*

The McColon Filler

I love how there were probably hour-long meetings in the Wendy's marketing department about the wording of that ad. "No, no, we HAVE to say 'hot off the grill'; studies show it'll increase our sales 7%."

Dave's Hot'N Juicy Hamburgers sounds very erotic

Especially since he's dead.

http://i.imgur.com/hY8B0.jpg

I am told that this picture depicts a 'langostino lobster bite' from long john silvers

alls I gotta say is whomever invented Fried PB&J clouds deserves to die hideously

that sounds delicious

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

btw mc rib is back.

I had one two weeks ago

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

spoken like a man who has never dined at NORDSEE