NRO's The Corner 2: Ghost Protocol

Speaking of inadequate male National Review writers:

http://gawker.com/5937418/complaining-about-the-sex-lives-of-yale-kids-considered-good-topic-for-book

I feel like I'm now officially out of touch with college students because I'm completely unable to parse what it means about that guy that he looks that way

It means that Neal Stephenson is his god and he listens to Tool a lot.

so it still means the same thing, then

Jay Nordlinger's Tampa travel notes. This guy's so creepy.

How much do you want to bet that he paid a visit to the Sarah Palin impersonating stripper?

he's probably way too uptight to go to a strip club

but he floated in the warm Gulf waters!

Nordlinger apparently trying to audition to get Larry King's column. I mean, really, he starts by musing about buttons.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/315314/homocon-2012-daniel-foster

i think pareene tweeted last night that homocon was about half straight journalists

By the way, there were go-go dancers at the party — of both sexes. But they were wearing jeans and Romney t-shirts. Like I said — conservative.

jesus imagine having that gig

The comments are lovely

I did lol at this one tbh:

Leo Ladenson 2 hours ago

I look forward to Daniel's report from 'Pedocon 2024.'

i like how he puts that out a few cycles

Jonah Goldberg ‏@JonahNRO
At Coyote Ugly. Self-esteem low

the second sentence was a given

cue photo of Jonah behind Target

Lots of makeup on the ladies — Republican convention. I’ll let you know about the Democratic ladies next week.

Jay "human skin lampshade" Nordlinger

"was she a great big fat person?"

Herman Cain: southern, courtly, fun — a rascal, no doubt.

love this guy. I'm thinking polling the best recent Nordzingers.

689 Reasons
By Rich Lowry
September 4, 2012 11:20 A.M. Comments2

We set out prior to the last issue to come up with 1,000 reasons to defeat Obama. Alas, we could only come up with 689, which you can read here. We know we must be missing about 311 perfectly good reasons for him to be defeated.

fuck you Rich Lowry for getting "Santeria" stuck in my head

thats sublime

point still stands

you're all mixed up dan

thats the red house painters

;-)

I created an unnecessary thread for this: for all practical intents and purposes, 311 and Sublime are the same band

105. We need a president accustomed to signing the front, not the back, of checks.

http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u1084/2012/09/sajak_01.jpg

this is really something

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/315859/occupy-charlotte-daniel-foster

My favorite sign, which I saw while driving past the nearby park where the Occupiers are erecting their trademark rape-tent city, was hand-painted on a whitish sheet, and read in desperate lettering: “FOOD DONATIONS NEEDED.”

This cracks me up:

http://phildellio.tripod.com/review.jpg

By Jonah Goldberg
September 4, 2012 11:48 P.M. Comments1
Good Lord, what a horror show. I have to assume they are front-loading as many of the leftwing, base-placating, embarrassments and hacks as they can. But what a weird way to start. Ripping God out of their platform, announcing the government owns us, sticking it to Israel and celebrating abortion like it’s a rite of passage trophy for young women everywhere: Priceless.

Well then

I hear Cory Booker made a really stupid comparison. That’s too bad, I continue to think he’s one of the good ones.

The last sentence was not a dog-whistle, but a reference to Booker being a good Democrat.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

23) Ted Strickland, who lost to Kasich in Ohio, gives a really ugly, hyper-nationalistic speech shaming Romney for hiring dirty foreigners and investing abroad.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kpQdLlQ-D_8/TqDnpTGSDBI/AAAAAAAAB-o/E4MJlOoSubI/s1600/helen-lovejoy-pic.jpg

these guys are really in another world:

29) “From the President’s hometown of Chicago.” — Rahm, shamelessly dog-whistling.

I don't even

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/315834/move-over-icasablancai-jay-nordlinger

This is exactly the sort of thing Saturday Night Live would do, if SNL weren’t ideologically committed.

By Kevin D. Williamson
September 5, 2012 12:48 P.M.
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So, I’m eavesdropping on the staff of a largish mainstream-media outlet next door (the press working spaces at the DNC are separated by curtains) and got a good earful of liberal asininity.

The pro-lifers are out in force in Charlotte, displaying very graphic images of small human beings cut up in the name of sexual convenience. I find the images difficult to look at, and I am not the only one.

So the geniuses in the tent next door were declaring that these images are somehow fake or exaggerated (what do you think a baby a few months away from birth looks like chopped up), and were complaining that the pro-lifer protesters should not be allowed to bring their children along. Specifically, one lady said, “That’s child abuse!”

It takes a special kind of moral illiteracy to look at that poster of a small person butchered and then to conclude that bringing your kids along to protest that state-sanctioned violence is the child abuse.

in the name of sexual convenience

So women have abortions because they're sluts, okay.

154. Another 17 million people will be pushed into Medicaid.
166. Increasing education spending across the board.
572. Isn’t it time for the oceans to rise again?
611. Because we don’t want to eat our vegetables.

Has this asshat ever been right?

nope, not a thing!

fondatori 13 minutes ago

Its sad to see Clinton rehabilitated in so many people's minds. He really is a moral monster. I remember when Chris Matthews (of all people) was an outspoken Clinton-hating liberal - because of the constant dishonesty and obvious low character of the man and his hangers-on.

He really did invent modern politics though - touchy-feely, crassly emotional, blatantly dishonest. If the character of our people ever recovers sufficiently that some future state patterns itself after the formerly free entity known as the 'United States of America," he will be burned in effigy as one of the destroyers of the Republic.

^^ read in charlton heston voice

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Inuxx/Screenshotfrom2012-09-06083417.png

^^^^ i read that piece i want those five minutes back