lololololoooooool
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
Perez on fire!
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
where on earth has this come from
― FREE MOOBS (haitch), Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
He waited forever to change tires, which is a huge part of it.
Remember both Sauber's were fast in qualifying at Spa but got cleared out in that first corner.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha Seb.
SAVE THE ENGINE
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Nice to tell him right after the pit entrance.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
ILX's favourite driver is BACK and WINNING (in some sort of minor rally): http://en.espnf1.com/f1/motorsport/story/88563.html
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link
RIP Formula 1's Doctor and Fly Fishing Expert, Prof Sid Watkins: http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/102485
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 September 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
This is rather good read btw: http://www.motorsportmagazine.com/2012/09/13/lunch-with-professor-sid-watkins/
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 September 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks for the Motorsport Watkins piece!
Have to say I am psyched for Austin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQV-l8JWJ0
― Brakhage, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
The weather forecast suggests that rain might fall during the race on Sunday night.
Better stock up on Magnums and pagodas.
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
ok just got my hands on F1 2012 xbox game. first impression: these cars are hard to drive, no wonder pastor and roman are always stacking into people through the first turn. I am having a steeper learning curve trying to get my F1 mojo back (last competitive season: F1 97 on playstation!) than schumacher has probably had during his comeback. DRS and KERS are kinda hilariously appropriate for a game though.
second impression: the heavy rain effect is terrifying tbh.
third impression: lol dadrock soundtrack.
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
ladies and gentlemen, charles pic!
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/102741
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
"community service", lololol
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
you want craziness, try playing F1 2012 on an iPhone (xp)
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link
!!! FLAVIO BRIATORE TO STAR IN THE ITALIAN VERSION OF "THE APPRENTICE" !!!
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link
Flav naturally wears sunglasses in the boardroom: http://theapprentice.cielotv.it/
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link
would watch
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link
haha pastor, jesus!
he will never die wondering, that's for sure.
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
If I was in a Williams, I'd do crazy shit like that too.
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
Let me tell you a story about a gearbox...
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not a Hamilton fan but that's still a shame.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, because that really helps Alonso.
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link
I was more annoyed that it puts Vettel in the lead. He's the only driver I dislike more than Lewis.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
HISTORY REPEATS
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
Schumacher out of control. Again.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
incidentally, how good would button running up vettel's arse under safety have been?
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
CRAZY OLD MAN??!?
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
massa asserting himself as the true south american wild man there
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
I thought Massa was going to cause a helluva mess there.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
He was attempting Pastorality
― Brakhage, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
If you like Lewis Hamilton's Twitter, then good news for you in 2013: he'll be tweeting a lot more from back in the midfield.
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 September 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
Also: Sergio Perez is set to become a) the Mexican Senna or b) the Mexican Kovalainen.
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 September 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link
And here's an exclusive sneak preview of Michael Schumacher's car for next season:
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/Schumacher_450x300.jpg
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 September 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
I keep singing "pastor maldonado left-hand side" to the tune of "pass the dutchie" every time his name is mentioned, I'm really starting to annoy myself.
― thomasintrouble, Friday, 28 September 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link
Schumacher will land at Sauber and have one final glorious season. Mark my words.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Hello, may I speak to Herr Marussia about a business proposal for 2013..."
― The Mexican Berger (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:30 (eleven years ago) link
Can we get Schumacher in the Ferrari for one year? Someone needs to bump Massa.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah no word from Ferrari, they *have* to announce *something* soon here, don't they?
I think next year is going to suck mightily for Lewis, but 2014 could be good for him when they introduce the 1.6L turbo ters/kers V6. Happy for Perez who absolutely deserves this, and for Jenson and Whitmarsh who will no longer have to deal with tantrums and endless bitching. I think LH is a little batty, anyway, his reactions on camera to winning are so weird and guarded. It's as if his successes aren't as real to him as his disappointments, like blaming others engages him more.
Schumi should really get a gig testing cars, I can see him making sure roll cages work on track, for instance ...
― Brakhage, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
di resta is on dis ting no hype
― The Mexican Berger (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
I endorse that message
― Brakhage, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
If I were anywhere near Schumi on track I would be sweating since you know he's going to be a monster trying to get one last win before he vanishes and becomes a commentator and triathlete or something
― Brakhage, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
Meaning that he would likely shove me into a wall
lol Hamilton btw. just generally.
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Friday, 28 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Mr E's timing here is ... interesting
Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone has revealed that controversial environmentally-friendly new engines which are due to be introduced to the sport in 2014 are likely to be scrapped. He says the move will save the teams as much as 30% of their projected budgets, which will help them stay in business during the economic downturn.
― Brakhage, Saturday, 29 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
HUGE MASSIVE NEWS:
While Psy was in the US, it was announced that he, as ambassador of the Formula One Korean Grand Prix, will perform "Gangnam Style" at the event during the 2012 edition.
And, er, in lesser news, Schumacher has announced that he's retiring again.
― Don't Go Home With Your Hadron Collider (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's a minor miracle that a 43 year old can get into a modern F1 car and be solid. any other driver who wasn't schuey would've been at the back. doesn't make the comeback a success - some of the mistakes have been pretty dumb - but he always over-drove a shit car, you know? which points to the real issue. it does make me think ross brawn is an absolute genius for selling out to merc at percisely the right time.
― drives a Mercedes, stands for freedom of speech (haitch), Friday, 5 October 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
to play devil avocado, you can look at the car being bad and ask why he couldn't galvanise everybody around him in the same way he did during the ferrari years to improve things, but it's a different time. if merc thought he'd be able to do that again they were kidding themselves.
― drives a Mercedes, stands for freedom of speech (haitch), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
Devil avocado? I'll have to remember that one.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 5 October 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link