certainly would.
― goole, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://consumerist.com/2012/10/03/fancy-new-taco-bells-hope-to-go-upscale-with-eaterys-image/
“We wanted a look that’s totally different, to show that we’re an upscale brand,” said the executive VP of big-time Taco Bell franchisee Alvarado Companies. “You walk in and it feels new and fresh.”
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
haha OMG is taco bell gonna try to 'dinner service' like burger king did in the late 80s???
― balls, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
I'd never seen Demolition Man before, but a friend pointed out on fb that this is a movie prophecy come true. Wiki says: "All restaurants are Taco Bells, which "won the franchise wars" and evolved into fine-dining establishments that serve nouvelle cuisine."
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
Norwegian prisoners livid about having to wear slippers in the visiting room.Hard to play football (google-translated link)
― Øystein, Thursday, 4 October 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/10/09/roach-eating-contentant-dies.html
― obamana (abanana), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
sadly that doesn't sound like an onion article to me at all ... not because someone died but because since that lady died during the water-drinking contest it doesn't seem so unlikely anymore
― the late great, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah but water intoxication is a thing and roach intoxication just isn't.
OTOH it's possible he died from suddenly being massively, massively squicked out.
― Plasmon, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
Police use Taser on blind man after stick mistaken for sword
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184
― koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
Like they need an excuse to beat up someone.
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.vita.mn/crawl/174838641.html
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― zvookster, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
BREAKING: A former Minnesota actor is currently looking for work.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 19 October 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.blackyouthproject.com/2012/10/spike-lee-fired-from-james-brown-biopic-replaced-by-the-help-director/
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
oof.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
Hah, srsly misunderstood that as "the Help! director" - Richard Lester to helm madcap romp based on the life of James Brown
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Me too.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
see that would be something
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
Bush's FEMA Director During Katrina Criticizes Obama For Responding To Sandy Too Quickly
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/10/30/1110901/bush-fema-director-katrina-hits-obama-sandy/
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newsnet5.com//dpp/news/local_news/cleveland_metro/woman-who-drove-along-sidewalk-to-avoid-stopping-for-cleveland-school-bus-must-wear-idiot-sign
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
is that, like, allowed?
― crüt, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 12:39 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wow, seriously? are we sure this isn't a joke
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
i read that for 5 minutes before i realised this wasn't the real Onion thread
― movember spawned a nobster (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
lmao @ the schoolbus passing video
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
More from Cleveland, this time from our free weekly, SCENE, a review of chain restaurant/Hooter's competitor The Tilted Kilt. Some highlights:
The Tilted Kilt has been labeled a "breastaurant," but looks will only go so far. It takes more than a good-looking staff with partially exposed assets to survive....The clientele was a virtual Ellis Island of diners. To our right, a family of four with two teenagers dined. Sprinkled around the rest of the bar and seating area were business people in suits, a group of women celebrating an occasion, some families, and groups of guys watching the game. They all seemed to be comfortable and enjoying the sports bar atmosphere.A kilt-wearing server arrived quickly, and showing professional training, identified herself, asked if we had ever eaten there before, and walked us through the menu. She told us that the staff is encouraged to sit with guests and strike up a conversation, which is exactly what she did, talking with us about everything from the Browns to the casino and Cleveland in general. . . . We started off with the Irish nachos. Replacing the usual tortilla chips with house-made potato chips is a unique take on this perennial favorite. The Kilt wisely uses "old school" liquid cheese sauce, and as a bonus, the sauce is a blend of cheeses, giving it a slightly elevated taste. The ground beef on the nachos was uneventful and under-seasoned, calling to mind Taco Bell's Nachos Bell Grande.
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The clientele was a virtual Ellis Island of diners. To our right, a family of four with two teenagers dined. Sprinkled around the rest of the bar and seating area were business people in suits, a group of women celebrating an occasion, some families, and groups of guys watching the game. They all seemed to be comfortable and enjoying the sports bar atmosphere.
A kilt-wearing server arrived quickly, and showing professional training, identified herself, asked if we had ever eaten there before, and walked us through the menu. She told us that the staff is encouraged to sit with guests and strike up a conversation, which is exactly what she did, talking with us about everything from the Browns to the casino and Cleveland in general.
. . . We started off with the Irish nachos. Replacing the usual tortilla chips with house-made potato chips is a unique take on this perennial favorite. The Kilt wisely uses "old school" liquid cheese sauce, and as a bonus, the sauce is a blend of cheeses, giving it a slightly elevated taste. The ground beef on the nachos was uneventful and under-seasoned, calling to mind Taco Bell's Nachos Bell Grande.
Read it all, I beg you.
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
that woman actually did it multiple times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqyHv-niL5I
― 乒乓, Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
xp Even though we were stuffed to the gills, I pleasantly coerced myself into a dessert.
I think he means he jerked off.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i assumed by the camera and the tone of the driver's voice that she'd done this routinely. bizarre that it didn't occur to her to just leave ten minutes earlier or choose a different route.
― balls, Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
"Irish nachos" seems offensive somehow
― Number None, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
Irish Nachos are like regular nachos but instead of tortilla chips there are crispy sliced of baked potatoes on the bottom!
oh ffs
― pplains, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
Jewish Nachos = Matzchos
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/republicans-consider-welcoming-people-who-believe-in-math-and-science.html
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Friday, 9 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
nice try tho
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Friday, 9 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/02/nebraska-man-accused-attacking-wife-with-sandwich/
― Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.
Oh god...
http://csiloveyou.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/copvom.jpg?w=300&h=224
http://brunswickpolice.org/images/CPA_crime1.jpg
― Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/kung-fu-instructor-students-fight-armed-robber-squ/nSxph/
― 乒乓, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83709.html#ixzz2C1DTuXgG
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
whoa, a nsfw warning would've been nice for that headline.
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
lol i just clicked it and they change the headline. now i can't remember what it said but it was better. it was like Grover Norquist: Romney a 'poopy head'
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
Interview is here: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50134975n
About 1:45 in.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qdFtl.png
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
Mitt Romney: Painted As Poop
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md02271HfA1qzigjno1_1280.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
wc
― Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
was waiting for that
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure she came up on the lifecoach guru nuthouse thread
― goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/11/07/police-robbery-thwarted-after-chinese-restaurant-workers-fail-to-understand-demands/
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
I should have known better than to start reading the comments section.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/news/48689-andrew-wk-named-cultural-ambassador-to-the-middle-east-by-us-department-of-state/
― Evan, Sunday, 25 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link