I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

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is it possible to FedEx a punch

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Only a donkey punch. Cockpunches have to go US Mail.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

(sorry)

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

ironic, that my comment made DJP get on the cross

da croupier, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

cross buns.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

singing cockpunch telegram

'uckin' leg-end (snoball), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

I JUST WANTED TO BE EXCELSIORED

― mookieproof, Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:43 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

i hope it was as thrilling as you imagined! :)

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

snoop_head_shake.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

October is by far the best Christian rock record ever made. In all seriousness, it's an incredibly overlooked record, both in their catalog and overall. (This was brought to light in a recent discussion with a self-professed "huge U2 fan" who had never even heard it.) The urgent, devastating, soaring guitar solo in "Tomorrow"? Edge's guitar work overall? Bono is his usual strident self, but there's a lot less chest-beating than on the overrated War, and the whole band is tighter, more singular, and more focused than on Boy. It's a strange and captivating record, and I wonder if any ILMers have visited it lately.

― Clarke B., Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:56 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do I have this thread bookmarked

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:57 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

the ilxor's lament

balls, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ djp

*buffs lens* (schlump), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

William J. Bennett, a CNN contributor, is the author of "The Book of Man: Readings on the Path to Manhood."

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Betcha $20 you can't read just one page!"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:18 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His avid reading taught him things before he had not found (stevie), Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:14 (eleven years ago) link

You don't know what an oxymoron is.

― emil.y, Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't remember if it gets the toughest stains out of morons or whether you break open the capsule and snort it to get really stupid really fast.

― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

no meat flaps

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, October 18, 2012 9:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no cry

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, October 18, 2012 10:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- bob marley

― whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, October 18, 2012 10:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

actual lol.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

A+

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

top lols @ M.White's post

WmC, Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

^otm

skeevy wonder (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

I'd give the drummer a sympathy hando out of a sense of bald solidarity

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:29 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

Which bald drummer? They have 2 now for stereo bald hottness!

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got two hands, bring it

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:31 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Lol

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

lmbo at all three of these excellent posts.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I stopped getting nasty emails about the Aaliyah death thread just a while ago actually.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*checks email script*

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

if i ever wanna talk about (redacted) outside of ilx do i still have to pretend like she's a talking dessert?

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:55 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j0rdan is it? oh yes, yes....i remember you from a kanye west thread....nice to run into you again, how have you been?

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glenn greenwald once stole mordy's bike iirc

― zvookster, Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:56 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

say, you're not related to the long island vooksters are you? i think i went to college with your cousin

― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:57 PM (1 hour ago)

k3vin k., Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

i lol'd hard at long island vooksters too but thought it was poor form to post it here

Mordy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

(for me to post it i mean)

Mordy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

for this rebeef much thanks

― velko, Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 18 October 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Can we debunk Ian R-M next?

― formerly r. bean (soda), Thursday, October 18, 2012

he tried to set himself up with his own mom.

― estela, Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:22 PM

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

context, history, etc

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

i only vaguely know who he is and that's still p funny

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

squee

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

all-time ilx posts imo

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, July 30, 2006

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle.

^^feel like this should be a line from deniro

i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom

^alltime

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/SXLL81htyaI/AAAAAAABsPI/RcHAn3InQ84/s400/Glengarry_Glen_Ross-53.jpg

so maybe...PIPE down...a little more. lose some of your sparkle. you fucking CHILD. assHOLE.

charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

dying

乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

"here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom" is obviously the haymaker in that post but I'd also like to give a shoutout to "anglo scarfy"

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

who was it directed at

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

guess

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

there should be a thread about posts w/ incredible colon use or just an incredible punctuation thread

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

Ban Louis Jagger

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

ha of course

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

If you felt threatened by this you really need to suck it up.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the accusation of "mansplaining" is something ive never heard of before today. My take: possibly the stupidest thing to accuse someone of, ever.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

magill with a real kool-aid man entrance just now

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

so that j blount post is basically homophobic. just sayin

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

ugly hardmanning, not funny. lacks the sparkle of a tombot.

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not homophobic I just don't approve of gay dad

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Dad

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

i just wish they wouldn't play in public

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

think of the effect on the children

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link


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