I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

a joke about someone wanting to fuck their dad because they admire him and talk a lot about him isn't funny/doesn't code the same way. xp

how do you factor in his new display name, just curious

actually in the context of that post what it meant was dude was fucking his mother

And by "anglo scarfy" he basically meant "scarfer of fat anglo cocks".

I was crushing on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she resembles my supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite liking me, is with someone else right now and so she's horribly unattainable). Goodness gracious, I'm an absolute sucker for blondes these days. But after dropping by a bookstore yesterday where my long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind you) works -- oh goodness, she's always stunning but yesterday I really wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even trying!) and was just so bubbly and charming. I wanted to playfully tackle her behind the counter and from there on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited me along to dinner and some other event with a group of her friends on Friday -- it's not a date essentially, but at heart I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh, I just remembered that she complimented my appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! Okay, I'm just getting ridiculous -- I'm just excited because it's a prospect to escape social poverty with a possible hint of romance. I'm probably being too optimistic; I can't help it! I've wanted something to look forward to!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, August 17, 2005 4:41 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

was i r-m gay? He seemed a bit of a horndog over plenty of female posters iirc?

estela otm

thank you, old lunchy

Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!

^^^

Nuvvieworld! was robbed

ok, i'm gonna step away from the h word and just say it was mean-spirited and ugly (and not funny), because i'm too close to it. n.b. i don't fuck my mom. i just got called mama's boy a lot, and the tone in that post strikes the same sneering straight police chord i'm sensitive to from personal experience. also, i r-m seemed ok and didn't deserve some of the treatment he got here. i mean he was pathetic, yes, but who isn't at that age especially if they're awkward and isolated.

norman bates?

norman bates isn't pathetic?

wgts

Just to be clear, I totally side with Matt P here, despite my joke. When I was younger and super-awkward and didn't do too well with girls, I had my fair share of nuvvieworld moments. I think it's disrespectful to gay people and to i r-m to be all "yo, dude was gay".

btw if any of yall are ever in athens this place has decent breakfast (MATT AVERT YR EYES) - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__87zBt4ePwE/TCipYR5sqRI/AAAAAAAAAT8/KdUDU1IJ-k8/s1600/Mama

I understand the leap being made here but I don't actually think balls was saying he though IR-M was gay

I actually don't know what's happening here aside from people parsing a six-year-old post by someone who isn't here anymore...?

I liked him (well, aside from the fact Im p sure he was just a sock anyway) but yeah no, he really DID talk about his mom a LOT. Every post was "moms fave band" and "mom and i went to this gig" and it was like he did nothing but hang out with his moms playing Television albums and writing MBV fanfic together or something idk

i am almost 100% certain that pre-ILX, i somehow was lol livejournal friends with I R-M

and when he started posting here i was like "huh, this guy seems reaaaaallly familiar..."

seemed like an ok guy, the quiet type, kept to himself

dude never got a thread like this one, that's all i know.

submitted for your consideration (TYNAN APPRECIATION THREAD)

IRM was a bro, fth

i know i've been saying this all day but you are all insane

meanwhile, my hero. AND he's been doing really cool horror movie reissue stuff. cheers, c-man!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Waddell

It's been a strange day.

Has anyone been in touch with Nude Spock?

funny you should ask

I'm used to excelsior threads derailing into unfunniness, but this is a whole new level with added impenetrableness

what a fucked up day on ilx

scott i love that photo so much. i actually can't even imagine what my life was like two minutes ago before i saw that photo. it couldn't have been very fulfilling.

today felt important. tomorrow will be much more important, though.

the edit history for that page has a nice surprise too.

RC edit?

haha yeah I saw that too.

idgi

I feel like I'm in that commercial where the dude has a shitty hearing aid that keeps shorting out and making him miss half of whatever his family's yakking about over meatloaf.

jfk revive is cracking me the fuck up

i mean the thread, jfk is still dead

lol zvook

u guys this is getting bad

i mean do we have to hold hands & sing Santa Claus is Coming to Town to get the sleigh flying again because I'll totally do it

more cuddlesteining less clusterfucking

I vote for clustersteining

cuddlefucking?

yeah no

i mean do we have to hold hands & sing Santa Claus is Coming to Town to get the sleigh flying again because I'll totally do it

yes, we do

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY...

Cuddle FUCKS, aka the steincluster

SANTA CLAUS IS
WATCHING
YOU SLEEP

santa claus is fake