I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

http://www.deseretnews.com/images/article/midres/1026957/1026957.jpg

― buzza, Saturday, October 27, 2012 12:10 PM (8 minutes ago)

Morrissey plays American football?

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, October 27, 2012 12:15 PM (3 minutes ago)

mitt is murder

BOOM

a Rush and a Bush and Ohio is ours

mitt is murder

― buzza

A+

When I was a kid I knew that Happy Days was a sick fraud, but I did assume that the Brady Bunch perfectly represented the 70s

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, October 28, 2012 4:29 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*BLOOMBERG SAYS AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE IN NYC HAVE DIED DUE TO STORM
*BLOOMBERG SAYS ABOUT 750,000 NEW YORKERS WITHOUT POWER

― stet, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*BLOOMBERG SAYS POWER MAY BE OUT FOR 2-3 DAYS, MAYBE LONGER
*BLOOMBERG SAYS PUBLIC TRANSIT IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
*BLOOMBERG SAYS MIGHT HAVE LIMITED BUS SERVICE THIS AFTERNOON
cabs can pick up multiple passengers even if they have a passenger

Jon: Nothing on Starrett-Lehigh that I can see

― stet, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:09 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*BLOOMBERG SAYS HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIG AROUND

― Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl snigger

haha took me a second

for a second i'm thinking it's some kinda smiths lyric and then it's like why would sd be riffing on the smiths

it was either that or *BLOOMBERG SAYS I'VE COME TO HATE MY BODY AND ALL THAT IT REQUIRES IN THIS WORLD

hahah

lol I was going to go that route

Oh man, can you imagine being a fly on the wall if Jobs was alive and was having a discussion with Forstall about it?

― d-_-b (mh), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:17 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would have liked to have been a fly on the wall during quite a few Jobs discussions

― stet, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just not for the discussion about WHAT TO DO ABOUT ALL THESE FLIES IN THE OFFICE!!!!!

― max, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:08 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

v python

Another mindblowing Wikipedia fun fact: The first half of Appetite is the "Guns" side, where all the songs are about drugs, violence, and city life. The second half is the "Roses" side, which is all about women and sex. Never noticed that!

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 12:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^from those same sessions, but never released, is a rock opera based upon Kant's "The Critique of Pure Reason"

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 2:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oof.

don't shit where you eat, people

― goole, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:22 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank god for the comma

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:24 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

With some edits:

--

ban water

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:59 AM (4 minutes ago)

replace it all with clamato

― charlie the luna (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:59 AM (3 minutes ago)

This is essentially the Gowanus. Except the clams have gonorrhea.

― this update fixes the following known sugs (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 12:03 PM (5 seconds ago)

(5 seconds ago)

^ record post to c/p to lol's thread time

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2010/02/03/1225826/256000-clint-eastwood.jpg

Why would you assume I was kidding about tourists going to see empty parts of NYC??? I think that's an opportunity you're much more likely to remember in 10 years than that time you saw a Broadway show or went to the Empire State Building or whatever.

― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone in the east coast gets blown today!

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a losing argument at this point but "blackface" is a specific thing and using the term to describe every instance where someone puts on brown makeup (which often can be offensive!) is stupid

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk man the one with the afro wig and bone necklace is pretty close to blackface, altho i guess they used red lipstick instead of white lipstick. obv i am using the term as shorthand, but yeah, i dont have a better quick term to go with.

― goatee-framed sphincter-mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i get the criticism tho and accept it, chalk it up to lexical laziness on my part

― goatee-framed sphincter-mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had actually forgotten about that one and was looking at the rasta pic so I retract my pedantic bitching

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we sure do have our pick of ninnies itt don't we

― goole, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i really don't like cake. well, i don't like icing/frosting w/e. when i was working an office job earlier this year, every time someone would have a birthday and inevitably have cake i'd have to be like "nah i'm okay, i don't really like cake" and everyone in the conference would be all "WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE CAKE? COME ON, JUST HAVE A PIECE. IT'S GREAT, I GOT IT FROM THIS PLACE. HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE!!!!!" and i'd be like "uh ok" and then i'd just go to my desk and dump it in the trash.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's how heterosexuality felt!

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trash cans full of women.

Alfred's skeletons revealed

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/378/happy-birthday-to-the-ground-16378.gif

you could have just said "no thanks" they didnt ask for your fuckin life story iirc

You... you were there?

For a long time, I went to bed early, without any cake.

pushing some pretty serious cake buttons

TS: cake vs cannoli

can't I have both?

Hope J0rdan's co-workers pursue him round the office with a portable stereo blaring out the Funkystepz Birthday Cake remix.

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

it's like lord of the flies in khakis

Hope J0rdan's co-workers pursue him round the office with a portable stereo blaring out the Funkystepz Birthday Cake remix.

― pandemic, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 1:52 PM Bookmark

damn, I wish I had a person Funkystepz "Birthday Cake" remix valet

personal*

can't I have both?

Are you bi-epicurious?

j0rd otm

xpost YES

Andrew was quite a horrifying experience (I was 17). It was the def the first time "hurricanes" as a costly and devastating phenomenon registered in the public consciousness -- and conveniently it came after the Cold War ended.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:27 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you'd stopped at the first sentence we'd have an 'out of context' hall of famer right there

― push iatee (some dude), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Sullivan at that age would have been rather moist, I'm guessing.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:37 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ned is having a red letter day; from the Crimes of George Lucas thread:

if i were a devious studio head i would simply commission one looong movie (versus 3 movies) with the budget appropriately slashed, then cut it into 3 movies in the editing room.

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:49 AM

You mean The Hobbit gambit.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:52 AM

Worst Ludlum book.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:00 AM

Too kind.

too harsh. best ludlum book

History geek LOLs but anyway:

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Which national figure, in a perfect (both houses united; clear, benign goals etc) world would be better than Obama? Serious question.

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:27 PM (7 minutes ago)

Metternich.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:28 PM

attempting to privatize social security may have been a lil ambitious

― lag∞n, Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:39 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PERSONAL ACCOUNTS

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GRIDLOCK

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOCKBOX

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHERE'S THE BEEF

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

lols very much in character

oh man why doesn't she sue the SHIT out of the plastic surgeon who did that boob job

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:26 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, yr breasts shouldn't look like they've been attacked by an ice cream scoop, no matter how old you are

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the 's' is for spelling!

― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda looks like a funhouse mirror

― bela fregosi (brownie), Friday, April 24, 2009 7:27 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

show of hands if we're all good on workplace masturbation for now

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh i'm using one of mine right now gimme two mins

― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink