― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:11 (eighteen years ago) link
i guess those were the only two people on the seats outside the castle on Breakfast this morning...
(i did wonder about the security of windsor castle this morning when i saw it - there's nothing but a lawn between the road and the castle. then i realised IT'S A CASTLE, how much more secure do you get?)
in 20 years will she send herself a telegram? that would be odd.
― koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:14 (eighteen years ago) link
A footman will bring it on a silver platter and she'll say, "Oh, how delightful, one has received a telegram from one"
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Phil The Greek (blueski), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Henrietta Leavitt and the Cepheid Variables (kate), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link
but stuff the jubilee!Princess A to Princess Beaand all their work for charityEvery royal lion' s headon every boiled and frying eggAnd every sodding polo teamin Hello ! bloody magazine
And if you feel this story lacksthe royal seal on candle waxReel to reels of scuzzy factsof dodgy deal and income taxString me up from Traitor's Gatestick my head upon a stakeAnd if you feel this story sucksthat's probably becauae I made it upI didn' t really hitch a liftto Windsor Castle bearing giftsAnd I can prove it wasn' t meI was on a stage in GermanyI'vealways loved the Oueenie Mumher daughters and her daughter' s sonsFrom Princess A to Princess BeaAnd all the Royal Family
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― C J (C J), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link
What's more, there are loads of CCTV cameras.
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link
you evil genius
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link
maybe when i'm on holiday somewhere.
seriously though how awful and never-ending will the media coverage of queendeath be?!
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/history/empire/images/synopsis/23.jpg
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link
Since when has being sane been a qualification for kinging an queening?
― Ed (dali), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link
do you think the chop has already happened? the neck seems to be a gap yet his head is not fallen
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link
i don't know why his hat is all the way down there though, maybe it caught on a gust of wind?
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link
King has just propelled his head off his shoulders by internal combustion to deny chopper his pleasure.
Hovering hat remains a mystery though.
How come everyone else has got choppers? Did they just pick someone out of the crowd?
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link
I want him to be King.
― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link
I think Richard Brandon was from London but there are some who say it was an Irishman from Galway named Gunning who did it.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link
wasn't he also a leading leveller at the confrontation at putney? if so he wasn't really "in" with the top brass, bein a bit of a rank-and-file radical as regards democracy and stuff
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link
Legend has it he dressed up as a lady when he got home post-restoration to escape the attentions of rampaging royalists, but one of them murdered him anyway, across the fields.
You can see why I'm so keen to believe this. It is proper ITV teatime stuff.
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41585000/jpg/_41585100_queen_walkabout300.jpg
― Henrietta Leavitt and the Cepheid Variables (kate), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Guardian link has this:
Old age is acceptable if the doctor certifying death has cared for the patient for a long time, was not aware of any disease or injury that contributed to death and had observed a gradual decline in the person’s general health and functioning.
― StanM, Friday, 30 September 2022 11:21 (one year ago) link
they can only put human illnesses on death certificates afaik
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 September 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
"failed the ultimate test" as defined by Dr Richard Pryor. I suppose putting common illnesses on the death certificate wasn't considered appropriate for a monarch.
― calzino, Friday, 30 September 2022 13:32 (one year ago) link
not dead and still ‘backing’ the monarchy:https://offloadmedia.feverup.com/secretmanchester.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/30134113/ezgif.com-gif-maker.jpg
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 30 September 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/NVqlaYN.png
― mark s, Friday, 30 September 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link
Wait, £5?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 1 October 2022 00:24 (one year ago) link
I'm glad I don't go in pubs anymore and don't play the old fruit machines!
― calzino, Saturday, 1 October 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/WDwZyXy/Screenshot-2022-10-12-at-09-22-56.png
― anvil, Wednesday, 12 October 2022 07:28 (one year ago) link
The Sun says that Prince Andrew is funding some of the $12 million plot to overturn his settlement with Virginia Giuffre through his inheritance from his mother. https://t.co/gvlZnF0Wgq— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) January 23, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:40 (one year ago) link
this is what happens when you let the bastards keep their heads
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link
liz phair doesn't give a fuck about colonialism but has anyone asked her what she thinks of her girlboss icon funding sex crimes in life and in death?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link
Can’t we just have one lonely reporter on the Liz Phair beat?
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 00:43 (one year ago) link