batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition

this is really hard, apparently gaggle folded a while ago? jim huber has only done one strip all year, and i'm really struggling to figure out where creators.com has hidden the dude with the scratchy drawings and the thumbs-up osama

thankfully day by day remains completely hung up on right-wing blogosphere "scandals" that nobody else has heard of. most recent strip:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/110112.jpg

seriously trying to figure out if that's supposed to be a dress full of huge holes or patches, to indicate our economic woes

omg wow this website: http://the-red-thread.net/RIGHT-WING-CARTOONS.html

they're not dated so for all i know we already discovered them but i sure don't remember it and omg omg omg

http://the-red-thread.net/lightningfellfromtheheights.jpg

http://the-red-thread.net/11hornmonster.jpg

http://the-red-thread.net/brownshirtobama.jpg

http://the-red-thread.net/DANCEBABYDANCE.jpg

i think she has barnacles stuck to her
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http://drawfortruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/i-voted-today-final-500srgb.jpg?w=500&h=420

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz102812dAPR20121028074516.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria110928_cmyk20110928015235.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1026cd20121025093330.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1025cd20121024064620.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn_c10451620121025120100.jpg

http://www.r-sw.com/custimages/dd395-Book%20(site).jpg

^^^ website has a section called "Kids World"

what the fuck is that last one

sorry for the glut but i haven't looked at this stuff in ages

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst10042720100429094322.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20121026-Bayonets20121026040059.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ACRU-Oct-Halloween20121024015803.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM120830CLR-ObamasA20120830042347.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/12_12102420121024044531.jpg

^^^ swear to god, "fist bump" is still a thing

the euro debt one is kinda right on

omg, thumbs-up osama guy retired back in 2010!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/59897_thumb.gif

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM120830CLR-ObamasA20120830042347.jpg

not a lot of content on page 1 there

that is really one of the worst cartoons I've ever seen on like 5 levels

I like that the name of the paper is simply "New."

http://www.creators.com/thumb.php?src=/editorial_cartoons/2/24673_image.gif&w=500&h=350&p=1

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn_c10476720121103120100.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb110212dAPR20121102084521.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gv110212dAPR20121102044514.jpg

oh, Asay:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca110212dBP20121030104520.jpg

one more for tonight

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20121102-Horses20121101105509.jpg

I live on a different planet than these people

It's been said before on one of the many past threads, but if there is a legitimate reason to look at this stuff beyond wanting to scare yourself (or feel better about yourself), it's that through cartoons you can get a really quick, shorthand glimpse into this alternate universe. No long essays to read, no links to click on, but the simple stipulation "this is intended to be funny" makes you start to realize all the kinds of crap that has to be ASSUMED AS TRUE for the rest to hang together. And indeed..it's a different planet.

People who voted for the re-election of George W. Bush with great enthusiasm, demanding to know how Obama could let Benghazi happen.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/100912.jpg

"Biggest story since Watergate"

They're desperate for a smoking gun in the right-wing blogosphere aren't they? It's not enough to hate Obama's policies - he has to be guilty of corruption, impeached, imprisoned. But they keep coming up with nothing. It's like the Clinton years before Lewinsky, only more intense.

DRAWING A SPEECH BUBBLE COMING OUT OF A BUILDING DOES NOT MAKE YOU GARRY TRUDEAU YOU STUPID TWAT

(okay, deep breaths)

That's a building? I thought it was abandoned Donkey Kong.

HALF-BILLION

I do appreciate that he tried ("tried") to render the actual specific NYT building, rather than like a generic skyscraper or something.

Really bugs me how many of these people not only cannot draw but just haven't made the slightest effort to improve. Day By Day has existed for a decade and still looks just as shitty. By contrast, Trudeau made huge strides in the same length of time. I guess the same gripe could apply to a lot of webcomics - something like Sluggy Freelance, which I haven't read regularly in a lonnnnng time, still basically looks like it did in 1998....but it's just a silly gag adventure/soap strip with no pretenses to be delivering THE HARD TRUTHS from a position of moral superiority so maybe I find the simple craft appealing rather than a sign of some sort of hypocrisy between talent and posturing...

A bold departure from his usual strategy of delivering Breitbartish talking points via the medium of bosomy women.

Dudes i can't believe Obama is in with Chinese government banks. Thankfully Romney has the good sense to have never ever done business with China (or Iran for that matter).

Really being a right wing cartoonist seems like the easiest job in the world. The jokes pretty much write themselves don't they?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn_c10476820121104120100.jpg

they really, really love this angle. Again, it's funny to realize, in Foxland, this is one of Obama's most famous remarks - I strongly doubt how much anybody else has any idea Obama said anything at all along these lines.

I remember it

It was the main laugh-line in Romney's convention speech, in fairness.

"Laugh line it RNC" doesn't really contradict "well-known in Foxland" though.

Yeah, but it suggests it's known outside as well.

i'm am kinda amazed and amused at the ones that try to blast obama's handling of sandy w/ 'SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING'

BRING EM ONNNNN!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20121008-MittyCasey20121107010426.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca110612dBP20121106114544.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz110612dAPR20121106014532.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk110612dAPR20121106074516.jpg

also, apparently the "revenge" thing got really big over those last couple days

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gmc10488820121105024800.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/121105revengeRGB220121105090802.jpg

Poor sad white lady.

I don't understand the mitty casey one, is the strap line even a sentence.

Chuck Asay is a dick.

Betmatrho has it wrong. Obama's first name isn't derived from Hebrew (lightning) but from Arabic, meaning 'blessed'. The Hebrew cognate would be Baruch.

>>>I don't understand the mitty casey one, is the strap line even a sentence.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/poetry/po_case.shtml

Unless you mean that extra 'is' in there, in which case no that's not really a sentence.

The extra 'is' was what I was getting at but the poem reference would still have passed me by, thanks,

Maybe, "There Is No Joy" is some dog-whistle shorthand for Obama, like did he once say something that could be misquoted and misconstrued as saying that America has no joy or something? So, "There Is No Joy" is in Mudville?

By contrast, Trudeau made huge strides in the same length of time.

by hiring assistants to do the actual drawing for him

I don't think it's any deeper than mighty Romney went to bat for conservatives and struck out.

And wtf the incompetent and biased media didn't tell me Romney is rich? Had I only known!

by hiring assistants to do the actual drawing for him

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, November 7, 2012 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thought this came more in the late '80s, my bad. Huh. Did I imagine this or is there a decent-looking behind-the-scenes Doonesbury book out now, talking closely with his collaborators and so on?

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/110712.jpg

zing!

More than the words I am astonished by the weirdness of the drawing in the second panel. How did her head get turned around like that? This is why you don't use Barbies as a reference.

also, don't use the word "pussygate"

doing some of that.
my 2 cents stays 2 cents if i keep it in my pocket so when i share it with people it's less about being instructive or incisive and more just hopeful it can turn into silk scarves or doves through the magic power of dialogue.
but i can diggit if an arched eyebrow is about all that post earned.
and yeah, i probably should have put a few more quotation marks around that phrase.

I'm not going to post any words directly about that dipshit online if I can help it

hey whiney:

i did not know, but could have guessed, that the cartoonist for the ny post is a sick puppy

http://www.caglecartoons.com/viewimage.asp?ID={29B1D885-1636-429B-AF08-7AA38E7E5630}

― goole, Monday, October 10, 2016 12:06 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow!

Yeah, it's some next-level shit

(same image linked in the body of my apologetic post upthread but i buried the lede out of contempt and horror)

I know this thread is in danger of becoming solely about this one guy's cartoons, but

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CumjJjSVUAAOxi5.jpg

If that were Kelly it would be one of his better ones.

really missing a crying Statue of Liberty

Soros Unit on the soldiers patch is A+ though

weird mix of "cutting' details like that, and just kinda miscellaneous yard-sale scene setting. was expecting more of the stuff on sale to reflect famous obama scandals. i guess maybe the golf balls suggest he takes too much time off to play golf or some other such thing. and he's selling off all the USA swag, sure. but lava lamps, stereos.... lazy!

xp
Does have a sad-looking eagle.

I like the typewriter with a "birth certificate" blank in it.

And the trash can full of American flags (with one on the ground for good measure).

"If if if if if" Teleprompter is pretty iconic to the target audience.

"the internet", "made in America"

obama's sandals are the most upsetting thing about that image

at least they're not crocs i guess

also is the soros unit guy fucking that server?

already dated

https://twitter.com/LuisCastanon/status/788848438117036033

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwB1MUXUkAEKHLg.jpg

BenGarrison Cartoons ‏@GrrrGraphics 31m31 minutes ago
Big #Thank you to Jeff Widener for kind note on Tank Trump Cartoon- respected photographer took "Tank Man" image http://Www.jeffwidener.com

he doesn't seem to provide any more information about the "kind note" - has Widener actually commented on this? is Ben Garrison being trolled by someone pretending to be Jeff Widener? confusing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8LJrySU0AAdQiH.jpg:large

what's going on with the octopus holding the hotdog, pizza, pentagram, and three children?

i'm sure there's a logical reason it's there

Podesta pizzagate/spirit cooking refs. Hot dogs were part of the child molestor code iirc

it's all very straightforward really, see here:

https://thegodofrage.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/r2mxae5.jpg

guessing it might actually be time for a new thread at last. the imaginary romney presidency seems so long ago.

Dutifully mentions the Rothschilds in upper left. No Protocols of the Elders of Zion to round things out, though.

I like the way that despite this guy being pro-Trump he is too incompetent a draughtsman to make Trump look like anything other than a witless oaf in all of his cartoons

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9aL0VWVwAAUPin.jpg

crescent roll hair

Looks like S**** A**** now feels emboldened enough to start pushing his political views through his Dilbert comics now.

https://i.redd.it/lfc6nn90wgxy.jpg

Wow. Well, it's about as funny as its ever been...

hoo boy, take that demoCRAPS

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAHVfreVwAEEtzC.jpg

i started a new one, btw!

batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

whoops, i guess that filtered it out. it was a post that simply said at reagan.com

You believe having control of your privacy is important. You also believe Ronald Reagan was the greatest president in your lifetime - a man who honored the Constitution and the Rights expressed therein.

We agree, and that's why we started this company - to give you the privacy you deserve and the ability to share the Reagan name with every email you send.

at 33 bucks a year i admit i'm tempted

i wonder if 'fuckronald' is an available username

give it a shot! my email address was gay✧✧✧@catho✧✧✧.o✧✧ for like a decade. (yes, this was a questionable decision on my part, but it was twenty years ago.)

even better with the email munging

I can usually sort of make out what Ben Garrison is going for in his cartoons, but this one is utterly incomprehensible.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/meme_nightmare-1024x709.jpg

i... think the idea is that memes are driving the left crazy? And that he is claiming all meme culture on behalf of right wing fucknuts? those big game production right wing ganon-ites are the worst.

ben garrison seems deeper into left wing memes than anyone i know

although, i guess by virtue of being on the batshit rightwing cartoons thread i'm deeper into right wing memes than anyone i know except my dad

how many people who aren't right wing lunatics know any of these?

Explanations needed for....every single one of those

https://grrrgraphics.com/meme-nightmare has links... no, wait, twitter handles

tt cube has a total of 6 videos with the most popular having 22k views.

TDS is Trump Derangement Syndrome, not the nazi podcast.