batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition

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goole, Sunday, 4 November 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I do appreciate that he tried ("tried") to render the actual specific NYT building, rather than like a generic skyscraper or something.

Really bugs me how many of these people not only cannot draw but just haven't made the slightest effort to improve. Day By Day has existed for a decade and still looks just as shitty. By contrast, Trudeau made huge strides in the same length of time. I guess the same gripe could apply to a lot of webcomics - something like Sluggy Freelance, which I haven't read regularly in a lonnnnng time, still basically looks like it did in 1998....but it's just a silly gag adventure/soap strip with no pretenses to be delivering THE HARD TRUTHS from a position of moral superiority so maybe I find the simple craft appealing rather than a sign of some sort of hypocrisy between talent and posturing...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

A bold departure from his usual strategy of delivering Breitbartish talking points via the medium of bosomy women.

Deafening silence (DL), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Dudes i can't believe Obama is in with Chinese government banks. Thankfully Romney has the good sense to have never ever done business with China (or Iran for that matter).

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Really being a right wing cartoonist seems like the easiest job in the world. The jokes pretty much write themselves don't they?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn_c10476820121104120100.jpg

they really, really love this angle. Again, it's funny to realize, in Foxland, this is one of Obama's most famous remarks - I strongly doubt how much anybody else has any idea Obama said anything at all along these lines.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

I remember it

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

It was the main laugh-line in Romney's convention speech, in fairness.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

"Laugh line it RNC" doesn't really contradict "well-known in Foxland" though.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but it suggests it's known outside as well.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

i'm am kinda amazed and amused at the ones that try to blast obama's handling of sandy w/ 'SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING'

balls, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

BRING EM ONNNNN!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20121008-MittyCasey20121107010426.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

also, apparently the "revenge" thing got really big over those last couple days

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gmc10488820121105024800.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/121105revengeRGB220121105090802.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

Poor sad white lady.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

I don't understand the mitty casey one, is the strap line even a sentence.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

Chuck Asay is a dick.

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

Betmatrho has it wrong. Obama's first name isn't derived from Hebrew (lightning) but from Arabic, meaning 'blessed'. The Hebrew cognate would be Baruch.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

>>>I don't understand the mitty casey one, is the strap line even a sentence.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/poetry/po_case.shtml

By the end of my second term, Gingrich said... (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Unless you mean that extra 'is' in there, in which case no that's not really a sentence.

By the end of my second term, Gingrich said... (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

The extra 'is' was what I was getting at but the poem reference would still have passed me by, thanks,

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe, "There Is No Joy" is some dog-whistle shorthand for Obama, like did he once say something that could be misquoted and misconstrued as saying that America has no joy or something? So, "There Is No Joy" is in Mudville?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

By contrast, Trudeau made huge strides in the same length of time.

by hiring assistants to do the actual drawing for him

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think it's any deeper than mighty Romney went to bat for conservatives and struck out.

And wtf the incompetent and biased media didn't tell me Romney is rich? Had I only known!

By the end of my second term, Gingrich said... (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

by hiring assistants to do the actual drawing for him

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, November 7, 2012 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thought this came more in the late '80s, my bad. Huh. Did I imagine this or is there a decent-looking behind-the-scenes Doonesbury book out now, talking closely with his collaborators and so on?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/110712.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

zing!

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

More than the words I am astonished by the weirdness of the drawing in the second panel. How did her head get turned around like that? This is why you don't use Barbies as a reference.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

doc c, i'm not sure abt the chronology or whatevs, and like you, wld v much like to read a behind-the-scenes bk abt doonesbury - was just trying to suggest that it's not entirely fair to compare these talentless goons w/ trudeau if only because the poor saps obv can't afford to 'outsource' their work

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

how about http://www.amazon.com/Doonesbury-G-B-Trudeau-Brian-Walker/dp/0300154275

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca110612dBP20121106114544.jpg

this is like those garfield sans garfield strips. People go to the trash, walk away, the trash is there, Obama signs are thrown in the trash. ?_?

bnw, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

xxxpost No, I'll totally concede that. Just, I mean, practice usually makes some kind of difference in this stuff. Thinking also of like, the PVP or Penny Arcade artists, who have gone through a ton of experimentation and tweaking in their style over the same span of time. Actually think both got kind of over-stylized after a certain point but you at least get the sense of people trying hard to improve their techniques. Also speaking as a guy who used to draw a lot of comics purely as a hobby, fell out of it years ago but part of the satisfaction really was looking back over a few years of work and being like, shit, I used to draw like that? Not that I ever necessarily got even as "good" as DBD guy but, y'know.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

and that's exactly the Doonesbury book I was thinking of! Will keep my eye out for a super-cheapo copy.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

what exactly does "celebrity in chief" mean?

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, had no idea that Trudeau had collaborators. Kind of mindblown at the moment. I mean, I know that a bunch cartoonists have them -- does Mort Walker even read Beetle Bailey anymore? -- but assumed Trudeau was a one-man show.

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

According to Wiki: Doonesbury is written and pencilled by Garry Trudeau, then inked and lettered by his assistant Don Carlton.

I think there have been other assistants, too, and I wonder how 'complete' Trudeau's pencils are

By and large, most American newspaper strip artists have had assistants - producing a daily comic strip is sheer hard work! Schulz is the most famous exception to this

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Scott Adams gets any help. Then again Dilbert doesn't seem awfully hard to make!

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Watterson was proudly assistant-free, and took a thinly-veiled dig at Walker, something like "the assistants do all the work, and the person taking the credit is on the golf course."

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

Scott Adams started getting help for a while when he developed a weird nerve condition in his hand

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

Berke Breathed presumably assisted by mountains of coke

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

Breathed used to send his boards via air to the publishing company because he would work so close to deadline and miss the mailing date.

And sometimes, he'd even finish them up on the plane.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Scott Adams started getting help for a while when he developed a weird nerve condition in his hand

hmph, didn't know about this

was about to mention Bill Watterson too, especially since his strip was arguably the one with the most attention to detail (and the best writing by far)

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Calvin and Hobbes unquestionably the greatest latter-day newspaper comic

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

but that's a different thread

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

Newspaper strips would be a cool ballot poll someday.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

maybe I'll run it after I get around to posting the rest of the animation results.

actually maybe someone else should run it

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

I would be down if it happened over Christmas break or something. Totally into it but don't want to commit and then have it enter the rotation right as school/life is getting crazy, have made this mistake before.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Newspaper strips would be a cool ballot poll someday.

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs a long listing, disdain for the just utterly pointless staples is gonna be the highpoint

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

I think it'd definitely have to have a "worst" ballot also. Would love to find out once and for all if people hate Family Circus more than they hate Cathy, or whatever.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

i love comics already sorta did it (it was general comics all around but i remember little nemo and calvin and hobbes and peanuts and popeye definitely placing so strips were incorporated) but that was years ago and non-newspaper strip specific so could be done again

balls, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

it's all very straightforward really, see here:

https://thegodofrage.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/r2mxae5.jpg

soref, Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

guessing it might actually be time for a new thread at last. the imaginary romney presidency seems so long ago.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

Dutifully mentions the Rothschilds in upper left. No Protocols of the Elders of Zion to round things out, though.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 31 March 2017 00:44 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like the way that despite this guy being pro-Trump he is too incompetent a draughtsman to make Trump look like anything other than a witless oaf in all of his cartoons

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9aL0VWVwAAUPin.jpg

soref, Saturday, 15 April 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link

crescent roll hair

Comment elles torment (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 15 April 2017 05:05 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Looks like S**** A**** now feels emboldened enough to start pushing his political views through his Dilbert comics now.

https://i.redd.it/lfc6nn90wgxy.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 14 May 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

Wow. Well, it's about as funny as its ever been...

i started a new one, btw!

batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 May 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

whoops, i guess that filtered it out. it was a post that simply said at reagan.com

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 May 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

You believe having control of your privacy is important. You also believe Ronald Reagan was the greatest president in your lifetime - a man who honored the Constitution and the Rights expressed therein.

We agree, and that's why we started this company - to give you the privacy you deserve and the ability to share the Reagan name with every email you send.

at 33 bucks a year i admit i'm tempted

i wonder if 'fuckronald' is an available username

give it a shot! my email address was gay✧✧✧@catho✧✧✧.o✧✧ for like a decade. (yes, this was a questionable decision on my part, but it was twenty years ago.)

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 May 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

even better with the email munging

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 May 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

I can usually sort of make out what Ben Garrison is going for in his cartoons, but this one is utterly incomprehensible.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/meme_nightmare-1024x709.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 6 July 2019 06:00 (four years ago) link

i... think the idea is that memes are driving the left crazy? And that he is claiming all meme culture on behalf of right wing fucknuts? those big game production right wing ganon-ites are the worst.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

ben garrison seems deeper into left wing memes than anyone i know

although, i guess by virtue of being on the batshit rightwing cartoons thread i'm deeper into right wing memes than anyone i know except my dad

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 July 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

how many people who aren't right wing lunatics know any of these?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 6 July 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

Explanations needed for....every single one of those

anvil, Saturday, 6 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/meme-nightmare has links... no, wait, twitter handles

tt cube has a total of 6 videos with the most popular having 22k views.

TDS is Trump Derangement Syndrome, not the nazi podcast.

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 7 July 2019 11:13 (four years ago) link


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