mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

i tend to find if you don't ride like a fuckhead tanked and on a BMX at 3am your ability to stay alive tends to hover at a highish level

interesting theory

i can't ride drunk, i get puffed really quickly

I can barely sit in a taxi drunk, I'd be effed on a bike and have NO idea how ppl drive in that state.

Then again, I do tend to get rather mashed.

http://img4-2.myrecipes.timeinc.net/i/recipes/ck/03/10/mashed-potato-ck-549812-l.jpg

I had the same thought. And lunch, as it 'appens.

think the lolpollo may have been TAMPERED WITH outside irenes on sat nite - is missing entire front left brakepad (+ metal bit that holds it onto the brake arm)

still rode it home pretty hammered, mind

not much stopping power only with rear braek - didn't die either

yikes. motherfucking vegans

the sack of crap that organised it is the worst dilettante, over the last couple of years he's been everything from a smack addict to a born again christian to a vegan cookbook writer, dude needs a serious thump upside the head

white people stole your bike parts?

can't have been hipsters, they have no need for brakes

I don't have anything to say, yalls. I just like my new username.

How are we all.

oh hai

hi ed

hi dere ed x

I am "not exactly rubbish". I'm in Melbourne on Thursday to Monday but I am booked out with teh Scrabbl0rz :)

:( rather

it's a hardscrabble existence

as Jay-Z and Martin Charnin may have said, had they had the room

have been thinkin baout possible queef DNs for a while now, good job ed

Ed have you thought about shifting your talents to Words With Friends, now that it's available as an actual board game?

Words With Friends can eat my fuc.

loooool

Fuc isnt a valid word! DISALLOWED.

Your mum is disallowed.

She sure is.

unlike Ed's

lol i think i might have a lyrical cameo on the new you vee r4ce lp

does that make u a UV racist

http://americablog.com/2012/11/abc-denver-reportedly-misnames-petraeus-biography-all-up-in-my-snatch.html

can't believe this got no traction in l'affaire petraeus thread

lool

martyn atkins of PiL and others on the wireless just now talking music biz. reckons to make your music work financially in the US, you need to be gigging EVERY night.

interesting theory

There's gotta be a law of diminishing returns involved there tho rite? I mean yr fanbase isnt gonna want to go see you every week.

(unless u r insane TMBG or Smiths fan or some shit I guess)

or even every month xpost

it's "networking opportunities" iirc

made big play about handling yr own business too. has to be diminishing returns with this though, too - really you've got to look at the uselessness of band management over the last 20 years and think they've done themselves quite a disservice.

There's gotta be a law of diminishing returns involved there tho rite? I mean yr fanbase isnt gonna want to go see you every week.

America is big iirc

extremely poor retort

yer mum is big iirc

you can probably play lots of places without exhausting a fanbase

not that Atkins isn't, I'm assuming, being hyperbolic

or, for counterargument, mackelmore.jpg

I am looking for reasons not to book another flight down to Melbourne in 3 weeks. Nobody here will be able to provide one so I MIGHT AS WELL I GUESS.

waht is

Couldnt convince J to come to CL gig tomoz and now I'm on a roll writing some choons so prob wont turn up. Maybe will go 2 the dec gigzor.

it hott as a mf'er out dere

oui

and best of all at the hottest point of the day i will be lugging synths and racks