batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition

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xp umm isn't that last one the Republican party attempting to do an autopsy on itself? not batshit/xenophobic imo

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 12 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh lol wait it's not actually a spanish language cartoonist. ok wtf

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 12 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, so...they're doing an 'autopsy' on the party to figure out what went wrong, okay...and it has something to do with the Hispanic vote.. except...performing an autopsy when you're still alive is suicide, so they're stupid? So it's stupid to figure out the party by checking in with the Hispanic vote? Or is it, if the Republicans "spoke Spanish" better, they wouldn't have made this obvious elementary mistake of performing the autopsy on yourself while still alive?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

I read the cartoon as an implicit disapproval of the GOP courting/pandering to the latino/minority/whatever vote in light of the election.

Though you could read it as whatever; christ what a shitty artoonist.

45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Monday, 12 November 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

the meaning is clear. the party is dead because it was 100% Hispanic. now that it needs to perform an autopsy on itself, it must use a how-to book in Spanish, because that is the only kind of how-to book the now-dead party can read. I don't see what's so hard about thi

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 12 November 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

The elephant is Rove. The book is Megyn Kelly. The saw is Julian Castro.

45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Monday, 12 November 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

That California cartoon is hilarious. We're Greece right now, but watch out cuz a Dem Supermajority will make everything even worse.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 12 November 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

Something Awful thread still going strong

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3460628

http://i.imgur.com/wTkIL.jpg

abanana, Monday, 12 November 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

people always say this, but, poll

goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

cosplay in a walk, obv

Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

If an editorial cartoonist ever again draws the deficit as a big hungry monster (or dragon or King Kong), he should have his hand cut off.

pplains, Saturday, 17 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

I am in favor of the deficit. We're all Keynesians now. Specifically, we all keep track of the boys we fuck in a secret journal.

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Saturday, 17 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

I think the day you make a cartoon sympathizing with "The Rich" is the day you have sold your soul to the devil.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

or the rich

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Saturday, 17 November 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

The toons in this thread are a hoot.

DOCTORS HATE HIM (R Baez), Saturday, 17 November 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

bunch of x'sp: 5% Obamacare surcharge at Denny's? Yeah, I have no problem with that at all.

Metal Archies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 18 November 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

I like it too because it implies that women in general have taken the goth diet of speed + Denny's and subbed the dexadrine for beyaz. FOR FREE.

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 18 November 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

I will take the rueben and milkshake and the nuvaring PLEASE

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 18 November 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

batshit really only in all the small, strange details that make me wonder what the conservative stereotype of washington might be - - - they hang up frames containing blank white canvases? they have frozen, manic toothy grins? swarm-of-bees wallpaper? everybody there has a different-sized head? what?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:58 (eleven years ago) link

annnnnd Day By Day has thrown its lot in with the secessionists!

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/111812.jpg

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

At least, I think that's what's going on there. It's not always easy to tell.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

oh, and i checked in with Mallard Fillmore, but apparently Tinsley is dealing with the post-election blues by running an ongoing story about how the duck is having trouble getting his computer back from the Geek Squad....

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

i can't believe day to day dude gets paid to do anything. even deliver newspapers.

Chuck_Norris_on_the_topic_of_obesity (stevie), Monday, 19 November 2012 07:25 (eleven years ago) link

batshit really only in all the small, strange details that make me wonder what the conservative stereotype of washington might be - - - they hang up frames containing blank white canvases? they have frozen, manic toothy grins? swarm-of-bees wallpaper? everybody there has a different-sized head? what?

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, November 18, 2012 10:58 PM Bookmark

all true

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:58 (eleven years ago) link

not touching the abundance of Pillar of Defense cartoons because they just depress me too much but meanwhile, amazingly, the doubling-down on benghazi continues and continues:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/12_12276720121121050357.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz112012dAPR20121120124555.jpg

http://www.creators.com/thumb.php?src=/editorial_cartoons/13/24828_image.gif&w=500&h=350&p=1

Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

oh, and god told Chuck Asay that he hates social safety nets:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca112312dBP20121119034532.jpg

Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

God loves capitalism most of all.

Metal Archies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 24 November 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link

The angel deserves it for the font alone

Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Same cartoon would work exactly the same if you swapped in two Hasidic jews for the two angry turbanned guys; just a different group to hate on.

Aimless, Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

actually heard once there are conflicts outside the mideast too.

bnw, Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Or Darwin, Madeline Murray O'Hare.

nickn, Thursday, 29 November 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

So is that a drone on the left or something?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 November 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz113012dAPR20121130054552.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1130cd20121129085725.jpg

not that batshit but really i think this theme encapsulates how distorted the Republican talking-point world-picture looks from where I'm sitting. WTF are they even talking about here? What is it that Republicans imagine they're oh-so-generously putting on the table?

Also have seen at least two cartoons mysterious casting Obama as Wimpy from the Popeye cartoons. So one of those has to be just an obvious shameless rip-off, right? How do you look yourself in the mirror doing that?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

I choose to interpret the first one as the republican party desperately grasping for the real world, symbolized by Obama, yet failing, and tumbling down into the darkness. It's probably not meant that way.

Frederik B, Friday, 30 November 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

If those elephants weren't all so damned FAT

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 30 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

The one on the right seems dumbfounded that the asses just brough the fruit cup. How stupid is he? Why would I vote for someone that stupid and sadface?

Frederik B, Friday, 30 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

What is it that Republicans imagine they're oh-so-generously putting on the table?

the continued existence of the modern american state

goole, Friday, 30 November 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

not touching the abundance of Pillar of Defense cartoons because they just depress me too much but meanwhile, amazingly, the doubling-down on benghazi continues and continues

smh - poor vilerat, fodder for these retards

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/thumb.php?src=/editorial_cartoons/21/24991_image.gif&w=500&h=350&p=1

Seriously squinting both my eyes and my brain to parse this out. That monolithic iMarket and its Hal 9000 eyeball look pretty sinister to me - but the other one has BUREAUCRACY and BIG GOVERNMENT written right on it. But why are we campaigning to "FREE MARLEY"? One too many inspirational Facebook posts?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca120712dBP20121204114609.jpg

LIBERAL PROFESSOR, oddly missing his hippie beard and stink lines, but OTOH he seems to have decided to go to this exam in full graduation regalia so who knows what he looks like most days.

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7Bc4ced9f8-e725-48d2-b9df-bd0ce1cae1fd%7D.gif

Wait - - seriously? Watergate!??! (Also, you misspelled "Bizarro.")

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca121412dBP20121211114539.jpg

there's been about a million "fiscal cliff with Greece at the bottom" strips, and more than a few Christmas-themed ones (Obama as Grinch looking down at us, etc) but leave it Asay to propose a world where Santa Claus is real, but his reindeer can't fly

http://www.creators.com/thumb.php?src=/editorial_cartoons/21/25048_image.gif&w=500&h=350&p=1

not that batshit, i just love TAXPAYER'S expression upon receiving his big government handjob

Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 December 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

LOL that is awesome

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 December 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

obama claus is a fraud, obv. pretty excited about the gov't goodies, i bet that giant candy cane is for me.

Spectrum, Friday, 14 December 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

government handjob

dying

If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 December 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link


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