I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

they are all that one

this has been a banner day imo

he misses the most obvious stuff. 'commmunism' etc.

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:39 AM

wow that's a lotta m's

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:40 AM

free m's for everyone

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:40 AM

the m's of production

― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:41 AM

those 2 have some serious synergy right now

One day, he realized “Whoa, I killed a guy and now i live under this cardboard box buried in the sand.”

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:25 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“Whoa, my cash is gone and we're in an arena (drugs/libido) that I navigate as well as anyone on the planet here."

― am0n, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:29 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From 'La Isla Bonita' to 'Living In A Box'

― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:29 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'80s in a nutshell really

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 2:30 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit happens, man.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:10 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

especially after eating at a guy fieri joint.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:10 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes i'll think about phil collins and think "man, 'in the air tonight', 'i don't care anymore', 'i'm not moving', 'sussudio', 'easy lover', 'against all odds', 'take me home', 'one more night' - what my problem w/ this guy again?" and then, eventually, i'll remember "another day in paradise".

― balls, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in other words, you'll think twice

― da croupier, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:52 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friends and i had a teddy ruxpin in my teenage years and we made that fucker do all kinds of horrible cassingles

my man

cassingles going teddy

just caught myself looking at ruxpins on ebay

they say the spice intervals at Guy Fieri's Paris restaurant, The Rite of Spring Rolls, caused the first patrons to riot

― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also megalolz at 'cassingles going teddy'

if i remember correctly, i gave a used teddy ruxpin to ilxor dr3w d@niel a few years back when I saw matmos do a show

used? ewwww, what did you do to it?

lol forks found a cassingle of cathy dennis' 'touch me' and let his instincts take care of the rest

pretty sure the cassingle was Michael Boltons "Can I Touch You...There?"

You can reprogram those things to make the mouth open and close in time to the music.

that's no way to talk about Matmos

used = got it at a sidewalk sale

sure

riiiight

got some used beef for u

Teddy Ruxpin doing Ol' Dirty Bastard would be kinda amazing.

"Teddy I got your Money"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZjhklL_RU&list=UUiSNpgCJpr4pYLlo3O_BzdA&index=45&feature=plpp_video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_hTU9Eaio

omg 3.31 on that rockafire video

http://static.gigwise.com/artists/00019484_Kraftwerk200.jpg
"We are the Ruxpins...
do do do-do"

"Cassingles going teddy" is next level, A+

I like pretty much all these songs, but I went for O Superman which has personal significance to me.

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:18 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're Superman?!

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:20 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mind is racing over "cassingles going teddy," like I want to steal it but I have nothing to apply it to

it's a use-once-and-destroy pun which makes it all the sweeter imho

no, roxy, start a chillwave cassette label for furries

Do a mock-up of a particular album using bears.

god imagine if guy fieri started a porn company

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how does this thread keep making me hungry?

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xpost! xpost!!

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

DJP otm 8080 donkey sauce

DJ P-OTM 8080 Donkey Sauce

1-800-DJP-DNKY

Donkey Dick Dale vs. Donkey Punchin' DJP - Grudge Match - Legacy Edition

that is one of the best threads I've seen on ILX in a year.

no money or reservations! Why don't we hit this cruise and meet the rest of the crew at Fieri'ss afterwards?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:52 AM (8 minutes ago)

is that a contraction of "Fieri ass"?

... you know sometimes you say or write something and then think "oh I shouldn't have said that"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:55 AM (6 minutes ago)

Fieri'ass

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:56 AM (5 minutes ago)

^^^ the forgotten Dragonlance character

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:57 AM (4 minutes ago)

omg just read the thread ffs you people

I'll have you know that THAT post was from the Corner one. But that should be read too.

does he hang out in inuit bars and say stuff like hey i really like your mukluks, where did you get them??!! and then invite them over for tea? that would be kinda weird.

― scott seward, Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the frugal gourmet was my dad u_u

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:04 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here's another clue for you all
Jeff Smith was my pa

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:05 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i once won $50 off ming tsai in a card game

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:10 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My village was slaughtered by General Tso.

― nickn, Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:11 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, what thread is that from?

Nm, found it

eat at Guy Fieri's for lols

You can reprogram those things to make the mouth open and close in time to the music.

― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Thursday, November 15, 2012 9:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's no way to talk about Matmos

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),

Dying @ this.