I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

they say the spice intervals at Guy Fieri's Paris restaurant, The Rite of Spring Rolls, caused the first patrons to riot

― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 1:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also megalolz at 'cassingles going teddy'

if i remember correctly, i gave a used teddy ruxpin to ilxor dr3w d@niel a few years back when I saw matmos do a show

used? ewwww, what did you do to it?

lol forks found a cassingle of cathy dennis' 'touch me' and let his instincts take care of the rest

pretty sure the cassingle was Michael Boltons "Can I Touch You...There?"

You can reprogram those things to make the mouth open and close in time to the music.

that's no way to talk about Matmos

used = got it at a sidewalk sale

sure

riiiight

got some used beef for u

Teddy Ruxpin doing Ol' Dirty Bastard would be kinda amazing.

"Teddy I got your Money"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZjhklL_RU&list=UUiSNpgCJpr4pYLlo3O_BzdA&index=45&feature=plpp_video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_hTU9Eaio

omg 3.31 on that rockafire video

http://static.gigwise.com/artists/00019484_Kraftwerk200.jpg
"We are the Ruxpins...
do do do-do"

"Cassingles going teddy" is next level, A+

I like pretty much all these songs, but I went for O Superman which has personal significance to me.

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:18 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're Superman?!

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:20 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mind is racing over "cassingles going teddy," like I want to steal it but I have nothing to apply it to

it's a use-once-and-destroy pun which makes it all the sweeter imho

no, roxy, start a chillwave cassette label for furries

Do a mock-up of a particular album using bears.

god imagine if guy fieri started a porn company

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how does this thread keep making me hungry?

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xpost! xpost!!

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

DJP otm 8080 donkey sauce

DJ P-OTM 8080 Donkey Sauce

1-800-DJP-DNKY

Donkey Dick Dale vs. Donkey Punchin' DJP - Grudge Match - Legacy Edition

that is one of the best threads I've seen on ILX in a year.

no money or reservations! Why don't we hit this cruise and meet the rest of the crew at Fieri'ss afterwards?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:52 AM (8 minutes ago)

is that a contraction of "Fieri ass"?

... you know sometimes you say or write something and then think "oh I shouldn't have said that"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:55 AM (6 minutes ago)

Fieri'ass

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:56 AM (5 minutes ago)

^^^ the forgotten Dragonlance character

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:57 AM (4 minutes ago)

omg just read the thread ffs you people

I'll have you know that THAT post was from the Corner one. But that should be read too.

does he hang out in inuit bars and say stuff like hey i really like your mukluks, where did you get them??!! and then invite them over for tea? that would be kinda weird.

― scott seward, Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the frugal gourmet was my dad u_u

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:04 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here's another clue for you all
Jeff Smith was my pa

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:05 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i once won $50 off ming tsai in a card game

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:10 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My village was slaughtered by General Tso.

― nickn, Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:11 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, what thread is that from?

Nm, found it

eat at Guy Fieri's for lols

You can reprogram those things to make the mouth open and close in time to the music.

― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Thursday, November 15, 2012 9:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's no way to talk about Matmos

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),

Dying @ this.

Ive written about this before, but I think I actually met Duane Allman once while listening to "Mountain Jam". I was under the influence of something that has recently been made legal in some of these here United States.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:28 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

homosexuality?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:31 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

ha

very good

A+

Meantime:

--

i was born in this town
lived here my whole life
probably come to eat loaded potato skins in this town
lived here my whole life

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, November 16, 2012 7:35 AM (19 seconds ago)

hahahaha

Even more to the point:

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something about Guy Fieri makes me think one day he's going to take scoops of watermelon, dip them in batter, deep fry them and serve them with bacon and cheese flavored sour cream and proudly call them "n____r chips"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 7:41 AM

whoa i just choked

there is a swtich on the twinkie machine to set it to make tampons instead - activate

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, November 16, 2012 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL @ the gay joke. I mean I don't know if Bill is gay or not. But calling him gay is really funny.