I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

http://static.gigwise.com/artists/00019484_Kraftwerk200.jpg
"We are the Ruxpins...
do do do-do"

"Cassingles going teddy" is next level, A+

I like pretty much all these songs, but I went for O Superman which has personal significance to me.

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:18 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're Superman?!

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:20 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mind is racing over "cassingles going teddy," like I want to steal it but I have nothing to apply it to

it's a use-once-and-destroy pun which makes it all the sweeter imho

no, roxy, start a chillwave cassette label for furries

Do a mock-up of a particular album using bears.

god imagine if guy fieri started a porn company

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how does this thread keep making me hungry?

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xpost! xpost!!

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollll

DJP otm 8080 donkey sauce

DJ P-OTM 8080 Donkey Sauce

1-800-DJP-DNKY

Donkey Dick Dale vs. Donkey Punchin' DJP - Grudge Match - Legacy Edition

that is one of the best threads I've seen on ILX in a year.

no money or reservations! Why don't we hit this cruise and meet the rest of the crew at Fieri'ss afterwards?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:52 AM (8 minutes ago)

is that a contraction of "Fieri ass"?

... you know sometimes you say or write something and then think "oh I shouldn't have said that"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:55 AM (6 minutes ago)

Fieri'ass

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:56 AM (5 minutes ago)

^^^ the forgotten Dragonlance character

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:57 AM (4 minutes ago)

omg just read the thread ffs you people

I'll have you know that THAT post was from the Corner one. But that should be read too.

does he hang out in inuit bars and say stuff like hey i really like your mukluks, where did you get them??!! and then invite them over for tea? that would be kinda weird.

― scott seward, Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the frugal gourmet was my dad u_u

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:04 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here's another clue for you all
Jeff Smith was my pa

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:05 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i once won $50 off ming tsai in a card game

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:10 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My village was slaughtered by General Tso.

― nickn, Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:11 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, what thread is that from?

Nm, found it

eat at Guy Fieri's for lols

You can reprogram those things to make the mouth open and close in time to the music.

― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Thursday, November 15, 2012 9:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's no way to talk about Matmos

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),

Dying @ this.

Ive written about this before, but I think I actually met Duane Allman once while listening to "Mountain Jam". I was under the influence of something that has recently been made legal in some of these here United States.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:28 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

homosexuality?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:31 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

ha

very good

A+

Meantime:

--

i was born in this town
lived here my whole life
probably come to eat loaded potato skins in this town
lived here my whole life

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, November 16, 2012 7:35 AM (19 seconds ago)

hahahaha

Even more to the point:

--

something about Guy Fieri makes me think one day he's going to take scoops of watermelon, dip them in batter, deep fry them and serve them with bacon and cheese flavored sour cream and proudly call them "n____r chips"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 7:41 AM

whoa i just choked

there is a swtich on the twinkie machine to set it to make tampons instead - activate

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, November 16, 2012 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL @ the gay joke. I mean I don't know if Bill is gay or not. But calling him gay is really funny.

in my experience, having kids makes you hate Disney movies, for the most part

― silverfish, Friday, November 16, 2012 12:06 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not true! i totally enjoyed wrench-it ralph last week.

― scott seward, Friday, November 16, 2012 12:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or whatever it was called.

― scott seward, Friday, November 16, 2012 12:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

magic mike

― balls, Friday, November 16, 2012 12:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL @ the gay joke. I mean I don't know if Bill is gay or not. But calling him gay is really funny.

― frogbs, Friday, November 16, 2012 12:30 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

superb

classic frog

lol @ wrench it ralph/magic mike

oh frogs

balls one is great

balls two is pretty great too

XD

2 BAAAAAAALLZ

http://www.mtvhive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2chainz4_h_GIFSoup.com_.gif

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant r
eturned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

LIKE
If you are against racism,

― sug ones (omar little), Monday, November 19, 2012 2:53 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BOOM.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, November 19, 2012 2:56 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

barf

― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, November 19, 2012 2:56 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"A pair of sunglasses then descended from an overhead compartment onto the head of the flight attendant, who remarked to the woman, 'Deal with it.'"

― super perv powder (Phil D.), Monday, November 19, 2012 2:57 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause"

Everybody did shit, art happened!

You guys can mock this all you want but that flight attendant basically lived every ILXor's fantasy

most of my fantasies involve Halle Berry and enough cocaine to kill Kansas (the band)

We're all front desk attendants in the Texas hotel of life.

You guys can mock this all you want but that fictional flight attendant basically did something that didn't happen