I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

^^ all worth it

http://i.imgur.com/rfHN7.jpg

lol phil d

I dunno, there are worse Black Eyed Peas tracks.

I thought this was a judgment-free zone *cries, runs away while "Carry On My Wayward Son" plays in the background*

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP)

dont cha cry no mo

― beef richards (Mr. Que)

Haha.

didn't kid rock beat eminem in some early rap competitions?

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 11:47 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah he choked, he was so mad, but he wouldnt give up that easy

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 11:50 AM (2 minutes ago)

I am certain I voted Tag Team

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 20, 2012 7:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whoomp! (No You Didn't)

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 8:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats the clearnet thread, this is deepweb

― ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Tuesday, November 20, 2012 4:32 PM

hold on let me take a look at this death dick... son thats a fine white penis you have there, its got everything in the world going for it, now go out and have a wonderful time

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9:04 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My Son, Age 25, Has Never Been Around for a Cooler-Than-Average Month

this is a little ambiguous

― iatee, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didnt know u were a dad iatee congrats

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the world stopped being cool when I became a dad

― iatee, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What's the difference between House and Techno?

― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:16 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the bank never foreclosed on my techno ::sobs::

― some dude, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:25 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i laughed at this for a good minute

nice

Hahahhaha

that is a-level, yes.

Love it!

easy but effective, 8.2

classic some dude

you guys are all posting on this thread while cooking a turducken for thanksgiving, right?

― some dude, Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:30 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do you always immediately jump to getting personal with me, balls?

― DJ Admiral Crackbar - IT'S THE TRAP!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, November 26, 2012 7:21 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a question asked by many a man

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, November 26, 2012 7:22 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

domino's is the worst, but i don't think i've ever had pizza from a local place -- no matter how awful and unpromising it looked on the outside -- that wasn't better than any of the above-mentioned chains.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, November 26, 2012 11:50 AM (1 minute ago)

come to Boston/Cambridge, I will introduce to the culinary horror show that is PIZZA RING

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, November 26, 2012 11:51 AM (1 minute ago)

I have no interest in your sexual practices.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 26, 2012 11:52 AM (25 seconds ago)

beat me by 7 seconds

now the biscuit is soggy

an inevitable consequence of Pizza Ring

English Public School Pizza

http://tompride.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/cameron-bullingdon-club.jpg

can you imagine the state of that biscuit by the time these toffs were done with it?

wankers

note Psy leaning against the door at the back

they graduated from biscuits to whole polities, eh wot

thanks for that, I will now not be able to view holding public office as anything other than an extended game of Soggy Policy

For the Bullingdon Club boys it's a short step from making a mess of a pizza to making a mess of the country.

is this a little caesar's thing where we have to tell a joke twice

if I have to suffer through the phrase "Soggy Policy", so does everyone else

come on a pizza cone

^^^^^

"Soggy Policy" is a Donald Fagen song iirc

insert 'UK pizza is wank' joek

Last line is the best fact-based lol of the year.

A lot of Domino's weirder and quickly disappearing menu items are often cooked up by people in various stores across the chain during the afternoon while business is slow. We used to concoct some odd things for our consumption only while I worked there. I made a beef stew pizza once.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 26, 2012 11:13 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a vv spicy pizza at a joint around the corner from me called "the ringburner.

is that an antacid

in the right hands, a pretzel dog style stuffed crust pizza could be the ultimate thing

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so could an IED.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

read IUD

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imagined pretzel dog iud

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, November 26, 2012 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yesterday it hit 60 and today it's gonna snow? fuck me

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 13:00 (4 hours ago) Permalink

not the best pickup line i've ever heard

― goole, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:38 (7 minutes ago) Permalink

thank you. thank you all for that. i laughed.

Read that as "I hit 60"...

i always wondered about piotr and kitty's relationship in a "man of steel, woman of kleenex" sort of way

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 2:40 PM (34 seconds ago)

it's probably a good thing i have to go to the store to avoid chasing this line of thought any further

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 2:40 PM (14 seconds ago)

thank you ned for excelsioring not only the nerdiest but also the most perverted thing i will write all year

that's our Ned

Live to serve.

you didn't wait long enough:

she would phase and he'd fire metallic sperm into the dashboard

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 27, 2012 5:43 PM

oh did I mention they were boning in a Hummer?

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 27, 2012 5:44 PM

omg

today's lols are A+

for about six months we'd be visiting a friend who lived in town and it'd reach midnight and someone would say "We should order some pokey sticks" followed by a pause, then everyone looking very sad

― mh, Tuesday, November 27, 2012 7:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink