I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

cock on lock for mock

http://chickenbreedslist.com/images/rooster-crowing-2.jpeg

a talonted cock, for sure

It has the touch.

I think the hippo is saying everything cos it's a street evangelist or w/e?

― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:26 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^sentences that would have once seemed an impossible dream

― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fyi: moth cock is playing with unicorn hard on this month in belchertown.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sounds like a veritable smorgasboard of mythical wang

― Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i for one am glad someone finally stood up to estela

So this is JUST for Dan.

Who will LOVE this news.

Yup.

Amanda Palmer
& The Grand Theft Orchestra

Cap Banner Year & Top 10 Album Debut
with
Special New Year’s Eve Show @ Terminal 5 in NYC!

Band to Perform Prince’s Purple Rain In Its Entirety

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, November 29, 2012 10:11 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss216/8dos7/Princeisdisgusted.gif

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, November 29, 2012 10:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i56.tinypic.com/vovm0h.gif

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q514/Hysmofyteligok/Gifs%20and%20sparkly%20stuff/1237576401_prince_does_not_aprove.gif

it's an awkward zone, it's the place where the magic happens, where dreams come true, it's the oval office

I've never heard a vagina described quite this way

―the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),Thursday, November 29, 2012 4:34 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm assuming anything called 'Ghosts of Chechnya' is going to be at the bleak and austere end of the spectrum?

― Matt DC, Thursday, 29 November 2012 13:12 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

it's actually a banging set of hi-nrg turbo folk pop trash, arkan gave it four stars in the observer iirc

― r|t|c, Thursday, November 29, 2012 1:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i like the sound of "turbo folk," is this a real thing or a fake thing?

It's a Russian porn genre, iirc.

cotton eye joe iirc

followed up by "old pop in a hole"

My favorite kind of obscure humor:

"heather page wilson-egleston" can't be a real name, it's like if bingo little had a girlfriend in georgia

― difficult listening hour

oh c'mon – those names are common in Saki and Powell.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Vulgar, even

― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White)

Standing in the in store barns and nobles starbucks with my pumpkin spice latte, i take a single sip, burning my tongue slightly. But i don't even mind. Harlem is the fire in which art is forged. "If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere." I say outloud. Nobody hears me, due to every single person in a 500 foot radius having iphone buds in

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, November 29, 2012 8:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would read rest of this novel

that was the novella

haha

my cat keeps slapping me. anyone got any advice on that?

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, December 3, 2012 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slap her back

― the late great, Monday, December 3, 2012 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ugh, I didn't even notice the foot. That sock disgusts me.

― this will surprise many (Nicole), 6 minutes ago

i often have the same reaction while reading ilx

― buzza, 44 seconds ago

Very Good

It is a crushingly real place, rendered in such vivid emotional detail that it rings true even to those who have never set foot in the city.

lemme take a quick stroll through the lyrics so i can remember all the references to the real 2002 NYC

first song is all about surprising someone and coming around
second is about a girl and she can read and he's stabbing himself in the neck
third song NYC should have some good ones. subway is a porno and pavements they are a mess. sure are, that's pretty true! +1
fourth song, sleep tight grim right, and he has two hundred couches. NYC has at least that many so +1
fifth says "i'm sick of this town", just like someone might have been sick of the real nyc in 2002, +1
sixth: "will you put my hands away? / will you be my man? / serve it up, don't wait / let's see about this ham"
Obstacle 2 mentions Route 7, i'm just going to assume that is the main street in NYC, it probably goes right by times sq. +1
eighth mentions a manhole +1
the ninth song is called Roland and has this repeating line: "My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard." nothing about a city either. -0.7
tenth song, nothing about NYC
last song is leif erikson and it has nothing to do with NYC but since it's probably the best interpol song +1

i give this album a rating of 5.3

― depresso (Z S), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 5:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DAMN YOU, sir. Just beat me.

honestly wacky plotholes, tiny or large, in blockbusters are kind of only annoying when you're not otherwise engaged

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like these kind of discussions are the saddest result of batman's shift away from giant pennies and feeding bombs to sharks

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:25 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude this movie ends with him feeding a bomb to sharks

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:26 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well now i don't know what to believe

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 2:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Az3Ar.gif

― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 8:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OK dying @ the interpol zs post.

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
william shatner

― the late great, Monday, December 3, 2012 8:23 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, i'm going to sing it that way from now on

that is not what anybody is talking about tho, people are talking about mayans, it is pretty obv even to singularity folx that the singularity is not gonna happen this month

― iatee, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 11:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that explains why I spent half an hour last night trying to upload myself and I woke up hungover and with a broken laptop

― mh, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 11:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1234727/barg-300.jpg

it is 100% fesable for a middle schooler in the 70's to go years not knowing that "tits" weren't called "tips"

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 5:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 5:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

After watching the impressive animated sex-ed video we watched in fifth grade in which an enterprising artist superimposed a cock over a hen, we filed back into our classroom where our principal awaited. She asked if we had questions. I wondered what happened ("where did it go?") with the woman's penis after the guy stuck it in.

so you didn't grow up in miami?

I grew up around cocks

The Great Mariel Ball-Lift

say hello to my little -- oh wait.

when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror

little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear

― mh, Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:17 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you took baths in your elementary school?

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:19 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now about these dubious Frenchmen.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, December 6, 2012 2:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ffs it's DuBois you ignoramus

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Thursday, December 6, 2012 2:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

Stellar!

awesome

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/198408_552040774810507_1431376204_n.jpg

― o_o, Friday, December 7, 2012 2:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/132/2790a875316548539e68644ba3218c0f/l.jpg

― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, December 7, 2012 2:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:)

Bonertassium

I almost gave myself a zipper circumcision in the bathroom at work on friday.

―how's life,Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What stopped you? Follow yr muse etc

―I loves you, PORGI (DJP),Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:01 AM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do we take from that the info that hl is uncut?

for now