There was a NYT profile of Fran Walsh on Sunday; she and the other writer added a LOTR chick or two to the scenario, and you know they prolong things.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, did they (Jackson and the studios) decide to stretch this out from one to three films in post-production?
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Or is that their story at least?
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
I'm assuming they shot it and then didn't want to cut one precious shot of two actors on two different sized sets composited together.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
it was conceived of as two, apparently.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
Run all six of these suckers back to back, it's the Berlin Alexanderplatz of fantasy films.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
It's the Empire of do not want.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
more like the Hundred Years War
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
I learned to appreciate LOTR when visiting relatives on Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve and watching the things unfurling slowly in the background but fuck if any of it makes sense.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
re-read the Hobbit last month, a great little book, but really cannot bring myself to care about this
― Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
adore the lotr movies, entire hobbit project is a depressing error BUT
http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/hobbit-48-fps-peter-jackson.jpg
would see it if it were directed by slavoj zizek
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
reminds me of this
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/unused-audio-commentary-by-howard-zinn-and-noam-chomsky-recorded-summer-2002-for-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-platinum-series-extended-edition-dvd-part-one
― Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
ha i was thinking of that too
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
it's my single favorite mcsweeney's thing (not a v rich field)
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Think about the strangeness of today's situation. Thirty, forty years ago, we were still debating about what the future will be: Valar, Melkor, whatever. Today, nobody even debates these issues. We all silently accept global capitalism is here to stay. On the other hand, we are obsessed with cosmic catastrophes: Sauron securing the ring of power; the departure of the elves to Valinor. So the paradox is, that it's much easier to imagine the end of all life on middle-earth than a much more modest radical change in capitalism."
― max, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
everything you always wanted to know about the balrog but were afraid to ask gandalf
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
the problem with saruman was that he was "not violent enough"
'it is an uncontroversial fact, a truism, if you will, that gandalf has killed more people than sauron. it isn't even worth discussing.'
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
ah, comedy writers working out Third Way guilt.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
if Sauron had really been hot shit, he would have fired the Nazgul and aimed drone rockets at the Shire.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
"scoured" it, if you will
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
it was saruman chickened out of that one tbh
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
4/5 in Empire.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
Empire will never give a bad rating to a film they've had a massive feature on.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
very true. their positive 90s reviews for the later Batman films spring to mind.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
I always imagine they send several critics to watch the film, and pick the one who had the most positive reaction to write it up.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
i always imagine they big up anything that teenage boys of all ages get a boner for
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
That One Substitute English Teacher: 25 Things You'll Totally Believe
― before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Don't really GAF what ain't it cool, Empire or any nerd service sites think tbf. This thing could be a botch or a fumble but who knows, the people involved are pretty fuckin smart and they surprised me before.
― my other pug is a stillsuit (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
the Aint It Cool review of Dark Knight Rises was ridiculously over-the-top in its geekery and seemed to be out of step with everyone else on the planet's opinion give or take. is it always like that these days?
― piscesx, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
Haven't they always been like that? I find AICN's house style utterly insufferable.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
totally
― my other pug is a stillsuit (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
the AICN review seemed reasonable. They're not all Harry Knowles
― Number None, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Mr Beaks", who works at AICN, is excellent.The others - not.
― sean gramophone, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, this is a bit of an ordeal. You really feel the stretching of the source material.It seems like he sort of wanted it have a lighter feel than LOTR (Radagast and his ridiculous bunnies, Barry Humphries as comedy goblin king) but couldn't resist laying on the moody flashbacks, overwrought score and endless hordes of cgi goblins. I feel like the only reason for these movies to exist was to see Smaug realised on screen and of course you don't even get that with this one.
― Number None, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
maybe when this is eventually released on DVD, instead of doing extended editions like they did with LOTR, they will make reduced editions. I would probably watch those.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
so... what are the second and third films going to be called? idgi
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: There and Back Again
The Hobbit IV: Creature of Hobbit
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't notice the 48fps business at all btw. I think there might be something wrong with me
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
it only works on special projectors/screens iirc?
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, only select theaters. Folks say it is akin to the atrocious "soap opera" setting of hi-def TVs.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
They also say the image is so sharp the flaws are massively apparent. One review mentioned seeing Sir Ian's contact lens edge, another the fact that the staffs and stuff now look like cheap resin replicas.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
no, my screening was in 48fps
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
oh right, it's probly shit then
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
It was basically the only reason i went so i was a tad miffed. Maybe i am visually impaired in some way though
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
bought a ticket to see this in glorious 48FPS 3D at Cinerama on Friday evening. Pretty much planning on more or less hating this, but maybe it'll get the better of me.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link
my mom is totally psyched for this
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link
just not excited about this in the slightest. not sure why; maybe the negative advance talk, but also, it just seems anticlimactic after LotR.
― akm, Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:43 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ this. I cared when the film was announced but it just seems like a chore now.
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 13 December 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
if you want to know what the future of the Hobbit movies will be like, imagine a big hairy foot stamping on a human face, forever
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 December 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link