That sounds kind of great?
It was also implied in the Fellowship film that Saruman fucked mud to generate uruk-hai iirc
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
being an H Shore fan in general, I got the Special Edition of the film score last night at lol Best Buy. The booklet includes a cue by cue rundown, which I stopped skimming pretty soon as it became evident that this is gonna be nothing like the book. That actually made me more eager to see the film...
(will post more on the score later, am finishing it up now)
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
It's not the deviation from sacred text that rubs the wrong way but the simultaneous fealty and extrapolation. I think there is legit reason to roll eyes when a 250 page book for kids is padded out into the same three-part, nine-hour epic format that an epic trio of books ostensibly for older readers merited. Whoever hoped there would be a shorter cut on DVD was OTM, since my understanding is that every fleeting mention of conflict in the novel is expanded into a full-on battle, and that what begins as dwarf adventure is bogged down both by portent - the ring! my precious! - and dwarf frivolity.
Basically, Lessons in the Perils of Trying to Please Everyone, Part 343.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
didn't notice the Great Goblins's throne but he basically has a ballsack for a face
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
If it's just a matter of inflating every incident in the book into a set piece then that will, indeed, suck. My sense is that there's completely invented stuff though? Forgive me for not having read the reviews on AICN and its ilk; maybe I would already know these things if I had.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
xpost
It's kinda both Jon
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
I was wavering but now I am definitely seeing this movie
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
There's apparently invented stuff, extrapolated stuff from other books and also overblown set-piece stuff that warranted passing mention in the book.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah one of the things that leaps out rereading the book vs LOTR is how quickly the perilous incidents are wrapped up. It really is a survival from the old kind of fantasies that feel like written-down hearth tales. You don't get bogged down in details of battle choreography. I love that.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
hoping for a whimsical scene set to "The Greatest Adventure (The Ballad of the Hobbit)"
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
The modern genre storyteller's obsession with tension and release is just not there.
xpost to self
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
man if they followed the book there would be SO many songs; I'm surprised they retained as many as (judging from the sdtrk) they did.
Also, I'm astonished to report that the Neil Finn song is pretty dope and apt.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
There's a Neil Finn song? That's the first thing that's made me want to see this.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Unless it's just "Don't Dream It's Over" again, which would also be apt.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
There are two songs, both quite brief
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
The Finn song might not be in the actual film. It closes both editions of the soundtrack. It should be on youtube or something, I know it got revealed a couple of weeks ago.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
it's a cover of "Toot It and Boot It"
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's a promo jingle for Gandalf's Gobble Melt
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
a ballsack with tits
http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimages/goblinking001.jpg
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
Crap.
Having just finished listening to the score 2CD and liking it very much indeed, I went over to the usual film score nerd boards to find out that the lion's share of the best stuff was not used at all by Jackson's team in the film, in favor of tons and tons of retracked cues from the LOTR recordings.
That sucks.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I want him to rescore "The Hobbit" with cues from Ornette Coleman's and Shore's "Naked Lunch" score.
There. Much funnier here.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, Jackson did a lot of that with Shore's stuff in the LOTR films too, but this sounds much more wholesale than what he practiced before.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
RIP awesome Radagast The Brown theme
AO Scott not impressed
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
Mick LaSalle: exactly one Jar Jar Binks away from being as bad as "The Phantom Menace."
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
nah. It's mainly just boring and unnecessary
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
No one is impressed, are they? Even the people who begrudgingly respect bits of it say it is significantly, stultifyingly too long, or too silly, or too repetitive. One review pointed out that the skinnier Jackson gets, the more swollen his films become. And no one likes the frame rate.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Jackson may have the most depressing career arc of any mainstream blockbuster director I can think of
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
I was sort of excited to see this until I realized it was part 1 of 3
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
I know I'm going to see it at some point over the next week, but I admit I'm way less revved up about this than I might have even six months ago.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
The Kotaku review pointed out the lack of tension in scenes where a hundred orcs are fighting all the dwarves and you never feel like anything is really at stake, but there were quite a few such scenes in the original LOTR trilogy. As for this 'fake'-looking 48fps, the more it's described, the more interesting it sounds, and the more I kind of want to see it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
again, I cannot believe what gluttons for punishment ILX0rs are. you guys will watch anything!
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
stop encouraging them!
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
I already bought my ticket, so my fate is sealed
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
yeah the 48fps part is the only part that sounds cool
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
I liked this bit from Anthony Lane's review (even if the Shakespeare ref is a little too Lane-ish)
Bilbo finds it: “His hand met what felt like a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of the tunnel.” That is the account given by Tolkien, who knew that turning points were all the more momentous for being unadorned, but Jackson, with so much room to spare, cannot dare to underplay the crux. Instead, before Bilbo stumbles upon the ring, we see it slip from Gollum’s safekeeping, tumble in refulgent slow motion, and, on impact, give a resounding clang. (If Jackson ever films “Othello,” wait for Desdemona’s handkerchief to hit the ground like a sheet of tin.)
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
tbh people complaining about this being awful is the first thing that's made me want to see it
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
before Bilbo stumbles upon the ring, we see it slip from Gollum’s safekeeping
Ugh. If I'm ever tempted to see this I should just remind myself what Jackson did to Treebeard in LOTR. (Yeah yeah I'm a tolkienerd.)
― ledge, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
- the argt that this is an adaptation of a 250 page kids book not a 1,400 page grownups book is kind of moot, this is a film for people who already like lord of the rings! bilbo finding the ring in the hobbit (encountered naively) is just yo found a ring dood; the naive reader of the hobbit doesn't know that it is The One Ring. number of naive viewers of this film = perishingly small.- though i'm sure the above scene could be executed awfully, still.- something as heavy with incident as the hobbit could be this long in film without feeling too bloated, i think; text has powers of summary and condensation that film doesn't, and to complain that "the battle raged for three days" can't be executed in a proportionate length of film-time to one sentence of 250 pages is to miss the point- though again i don't want to defend it too prophylactically - i'm sure it could still feel awful, padded, bloated etc
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
-think there's probably an interesting piece to be written about how advances in digital cinematography (i.e. 4K being the new aspirational standard, with 8K and upwards being thought about??) have far outpaced what CGI rendering is capable of rendering realistically
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
but CGI has always been crap. Apart from Jurassic Park
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there was a period during the film era when you could count on CGI to look pretty good since the transfer to film would 'smudge' it enough to make it look passable
but now everything looks so extremely plasticky
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
Crazy talk. Most people don't even notice 90% of CGI in movies.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
yeah there was a whole bunch in skyfall i didn't notice (don't know if it was digital projection or not). but i think when it's fantasy orc dragon dinosaur nonsense that you know isn't real it's easier to see the flaws.
― ledge, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
jurassic park cgi was stellar tho.
feel like everybody needs to move back to 1:100 scale models lovingly painted and detailed and then set aflame
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
No idea why anyone would want the 48fps version. Haven't you ever seen that horrible motion smoothing setting on a TV?
I remember an interview with Ang Lee many years ago where he said his most successful use of CGI was in "Sense & Sensibility." That that anyone would have noticed, which I think was his point.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
fuck this movie and fuck peter jackson, cheers
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
This defense (!) of 48fps is one of the harshest takedowns of the film I've read yet:
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/12/the_hobbit_in_48_fps_why_i_liked_the_increased_frame_rate.html
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link