Anyone else remember the story in the New Yorker about bootleg Chinese films that cobbled together disaster footage from real life and movies into crazy all-star cast supercuts?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2001/10/15/011015fa_fact_hessler
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
ha yeah that reminds me of another old NYer story about the bootleg Chinese Harry Potter books which had gotten up to something like Book 16 and had Gandalf in them, Harry screwing Hermione, etc. I still wanna read those!
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
surely a google for harry screwing hermione will give you rich returns in english
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
i want the weird semi-chaste version though!
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
xp: probably not as many hits as Harry screwing Ron
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
I want him to rescore "The Hobbit" with cues from Ornette Coleman's and Shore's "Naked Lunch" score.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Whoops, I'm going to put that in the tandem thread.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
this has a skyscraper sized robot rocket-punching Godzilla in the face. this is exactly what i wanted
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.samuelowengallery.com/images/P/533.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
so psyched
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
fuck a hobbit
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://scifiwire.com/assets_c/2010/04/SpoofLordGStrings-thumb-330x464-37633.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/whoreoftherings1-420.jpg
http://images.adultfilmdatabase.com/Graphics/Boxes/200/Front/68994.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, shit, sorry about that. NSFW!!!!!
Delete as needed.
what, the thread?
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
lol, "private movies"
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 December 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
when imagebombing goes bad
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 14 December 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
One last trailer, I'd say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA92Rw6kNWw
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
yessssssssss
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
colorful!
dragging a tanker along like a club, monster head smash <3
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Then the monster recovers from head smash = even better.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
otm. still bummed about the loss of mtns, but this is looking better & better.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
cat. 3 kaiju
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
Where is Asuka?
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
monster looks kind of like the cloverfield monster, doesn't it?
― the late great, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
And yet one MORE trailer. Presumably the last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5guMumPFBag
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Hell Yeah
― 乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
i'm gonna be overseas on opening weekend ;_;
With the kaiju chasing you
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
was that Charlie from Always Sunny?!? lol
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
well it looks like it'll open the week after at where i'll be
― 乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
having just watched NGE this past fall, man, this is just a straight rip.... wish the robots were more angular / sleeker instead of some kind of weird american gladiators x50 aesthetic
― 乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
a straight rip of Eva into an action blockbuster directed by GdT sounds like a getting-peanut-butter-in-my-chocolate kind of problem
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
haha i mean it in the best possible way of course
― 乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
i hope the last 10 minutes is just a blank screen with manic voiceovers
― 乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Our friends The Asylum bring you ATLANTIC RIM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpQmZmKNmo
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
there's no such thing as an atlantic rim!!!
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
I heard you can get one in Philly for $25.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
every time i hear the name of this movie i think of
Liz: You won an award! Did I not tell you?
Tracy : Come on, lemon.
Liz: Yes! You are getting.. A.. lifetime achievement award from the.. Pacific Rim Emmys.
Tracy : Pacific Rim? I love the Pacific Rim. I spent nine months in Japan shooting Samurai I Amurai. I fell in love with their culture, especially sharking.
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
sharking
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
this looks like a formalist exercise by del toro and that gets me kind of excited
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
he always lets me down
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
i think he has a great movie in him though
i'll kind of rep for hellboy
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
totally rep for hellboy, and pan's lab
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
maybe it was just that the reviews were so ecstatic, but i was a little let down by PL... i still liked it, don't get me wrong.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
i like his art-house movies (pan's, devil's backbone) better than his genre stuff. (a very un-ilx opinion i know). hellboy starts strong but it's not really very good
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link