Guillermo del Toro's not-Hobbit/not-Lovecraft next movie, Pacific Rim

ha yeah that reminds me of another old NYer story about the bootleg Chinese Harry Potter books which had gotten up to something like Book 16 and had Gandalf in them, Harry screwing Hermione, etc. I still wanna read those!

surely a google for harry screwing hermione will give you rich returns in english

i want the weird semi-chaste version though!

xp: probably not as many hits as Harry screwing Ron

I want him to rescore "The Hobbit" with cues from Ornette Coleman's and Shore's "Naked Lunch" score.

Whoops, I'm going to put that in the tandem thread.

this has a skyscraper sized robot rocket-punching Godzilla in the face. this is exactly what i wanted

http://www.samuelowengallery.com/images/P/533.jpg

so psyched

fuck a hobbit

http://scifiwire.com/assets_c/2010/04/SpoofLordGStrings-thumb-330x464-37633.jpg

http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/whoreoftherings1-420.jpg

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Oh, shit, sorry about that. NSFW!!!!!

Delete as needed.

what, the thread?

lol, "private movies"

when imagebombing goes bad

One last trailer, I'd say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA92Rw6kNWw

yessssssssss

colorful!

dragging a tanker along like a club, monster head smash <3

Then the monster recovers from head smash = even better.

otm. still bummed about the loss of mtns, but this is looking better & better.

cat. 3 kaiju

Where is Asuka?

monster looks kind of like the cloverfield monster, doesn't it?

And yet one MORE trailer. Presumably the last.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5guMumPFBag

Hell Yeah

i'm gonna be overseas on opening weekend ;_;

With the kaiju chasing you

was that Charlie from Always Sunny?!? lol

well it looks like it'll open the week after at where i'll be

having just watched NGE this past fall, man, this is just a straight rip.... wish the robots were more angular / sleeker instead of some kind of weird american gladiators x50 aesthetic

a straight rip of Eva into an action blockbuster directed by GdT sounds like a getting-peanut-butter-in-my-chocolate kind of problem

haha i mean it in the best possible way of course

i hope the last 10 minutes is just a blank screen with manic voiceovers

Our friends The Asylum bring you ATLANTIC RIM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpQmZmKNmo

there's no such thing as an atlantic rim!!!

I heard you can get one in Philly for $25.

every time i hear the name of this movie i think of

Liz: You won an award! Did I not tell you?

Tracy : Come on, lemon.

Liz: Yes! You are getting.. A.. lifetime achievement award from the.. Pacific Rim Emmys.

Tracy : Pacific Rim? I love the Pacific Rim. I spent nine months in Japan shooting Samurai I Amurai. I fell in love with their culture, especially sharking.

lol

sharking

this looks like a formalist exercise by del toro and that gets me kind of excited

he always lets me down

i think he has a great movie in him though

i'll kind of rep for hellboy

totally rep for hellboy, and pan's lab

maybe it was just that the reviews were so ecstatic, but i was a little let down by PL... i still liked it, don't get me wrong.

i like his art-house movies (pan's, devil's backbone) better than his genre stuff. (a very un-ilx opinion i know). hellboy starts strong but it's not really very good

you're not really very etc

i think this looks really graceless and inelegant