I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

he's the one who makes all our shitty puns

and we like to zing along

http://i.imgur.com/5hYRX.jpg

TBH, he looks like he's having a pretty great time

Ban Traffic.

I will accept guesses as to who I'm killfiling.

― formerly EDB (ed.b), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:57 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always assume me, then write that off as egotism, then write that off as complacency

― darraghback (darraghmac), Friday, August 31, 2012 2:04 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sure that any number of tramps died of exposure in armenia this morning, but nobody at work wants to hear about that. it's almost as if proximity and relatability were like these really important factors in terms of human interest idk

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:19 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

By tramps Darragh means homeless people btw

― Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:20 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well i mean that or low women

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:23 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

queen

― mh, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw thanking ilx for this thread, reminded me I was going to wash sheets today

― mh, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

queen ladidah

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait, male ejaculate tastes like egg yolks?

...

― mh, Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:14 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

poll would have worked better with definitions of each term tbph but whichever one means dippy yolk
I managed to work it out for myself, but I'm happy to help out here. A clue: the sun is yellow.

― all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no wait what

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol darragh :)

the sun isn't yellow, it tastes like chicken.

sunny liquid chicken ftw

in the "Whatta Man" lyrics poll thread:

i fucking hate this song

― billstevejim, Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why

― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Monday, December 22, 2008 1:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its none of your business

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 22, 2008 12:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Just so we're clear, ILM is happy to stand by Sandstorm being a better song than Inner City Life. I wouldn't have imagined that result. I don't have a problem with populist tracks placing, notice I said nothing about Rhythm of the Night, it's just this particular placement makes me want to call shenanigans. Maybe some people voted for it higher than they truly rate it in order to make a point.

― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe some people like it more than you.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 03:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait, so Sunny D tastes of eggs?

King Sunny Ade

The yolks on you, buddy...

Keep egging him on, snoball

I'm scrambling for a suitable pun here.

You'll have it cracked, shortly.

eggselent work you two

albumen of the year!

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/facepalm.gif

Live and omelette live.
(hope I didn't poach that from someone else)

that's an oeuf guys

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/facepalm.gif

― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:47 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fondling-yolk.jpg

*blushes*

what a horribly formed "yolk"

nice.

will it never be ova

Not unless we all chicken out.

But we're all too hard-boiled for that.

omelette you crack wise just this once

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YCxGKEhAfj4/S98hqvcM8yI/AAAAAAAAAcE/cgbxyBbSD0o/s1600/Picture+5.png

"Hey tenderfoot! Move your chicken wings, turkey!"

nino don't coddle them

egg

You all have had free range with these stupid puns for long enough.

There's no need to be a cock about it...

it appears the chickens have come home to roost

egg

― glumdalclitch, Thursday, December 20, 2012 12:41 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whites

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mca33xw6kq1rxp4reo1_250.jpg

Cluck you.

http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/a/a4/The_Egg_Council_Guy.png/250px-The_Egg_Council_Guy.png

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.

― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A detailed breakdown of every keyboard and synthesizer that Rick Wright used in Pink Floyd: http://sparebricks.fika.org/sbzine28/WrightGear-rev156.pdf

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:14 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THANK YOU

― dan selzer, Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:16 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Somewhere, Startrekman has the weirdest boner right now.

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:29 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.dickpurtan.com/storage/JesusBoxer.jpeg

― crüt, Friday, 28 December 2012 21:19 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spot
light
creating a religion

― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Friday, 28 December 2012 21:20 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How do you have tantric sex with a book?

― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:38 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bibliophiles, right

― mh, Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:50 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slowly?

xp

― nickn, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:06 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

careful not to crack the spine

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:14 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I went to a 90s dance like a year ago "dressed as" mark mcgrath (white tanktop, saggy 90s jeans, spiked hair which I was unfortunately not dedicated enuff to frost the tips of). fairly well-received. feels like people miss the 90s "good old days" more than they r willing 2 let on.

― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 1:29 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then feel free to visit OC anytime. It's like a goddamn Ren Fest for that era around here.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, September 29, 2010 2:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink