I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

Cluck you.

http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/a/a4/The_Egg_Council_Guy.png/250px-The_Egg_Council_Guy.png

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.

― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A detailed breakdown of every keyboard and synthesizer that Rick Wright used in Pink Floyd: http://sparebricks.fika.org/sbzine28/WrightGear-rev156.pdf

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:14 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THANK YOU

― dan selzer, Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:16 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Somewhere, Startrekman has the weirdest boner right now.

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:29 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.dickpurtan.com/storage/JesusBoxer.jpeg

― crüt, Friday, 28 December 2012 21:19 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spot
light
creating a religion

― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Friday, 28 December 2012 21:20 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How do you have tantric sex with a book?

― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:38 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bibliophiles, right

― mh, Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:50 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slowly?

xp

― nickn, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:06 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

careful not to crack the spine

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:14 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I went to a 90s dance like a year ago "dressed as" mark mcgrath (white tanktop, saggy 90s jeans, spiked hair which I was unfortunately not dedicated enuff to frost the tips of). fairly well-received. feels like people miss the 90s "good old days" more than they r willing 2 let on.

― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 1:29 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then feel free to visit OC anytime. It's like a goddamn Ren Fest for that era around here.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, September 29, 2010 2:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

haha

That should be a truth bomb

Hahah I had forgotten I'd posted that! (Still accurate.)

at my godson's christening one of the questions was something about rejecting "the glamour of evil". really got me going. like the idea of riding a motorbike made of knives through a circle of flaming crucifixes, with techno playing.

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Sunday, 30 December 2012 11:19 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm pretty sure you just described a kmfdm concert.

― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 30 December 2012 11:22 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quaking in his boots at the possibility of getting told of by a fat 50 year old in a newsies cap and a Wu-Wear sweatshirt

― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, December 28, 2012 3:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hrrrm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, December 28, 2012 10:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

from the Django Unchained thread

you motherfuckers never whinged like this over 'far and away'

― slitherin sockattacks (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 2, 2013 4:39 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

even though the joke is at my own expense, i still feel like mh needs credit for this. i believe it only went so unnoticed because it occurred in "whos drunk". edited for content:

i really love natalie imbruglia.

...

crickets chirp.

except all her songs are about that silverchair guy? "beauty on the fire" is like, the song of my soul.

^^ should be in gay thread?

― boy_slayer, Sunday, December 30, 2012 1:52 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PmXN1TS8AOU

stupid ads. but seriously. song of the semester. shut up. i have the album. don't watch the video. turn your screen off. it's like if the sundays got all depressed or something.

― boy_slayer, Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:09 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the end, the boy you were slaying was you

― mh, Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:29 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are Spoon the most interesting boring band or the most boring interesting band?

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 3 January 2013 14:42 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 January 2013 18:34 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I sneeze it's a big loud barking noise - I have no idea why and it's not something I'm able to control. I think people's sneezes are like their laughs - they just are what they are and you're born with it.

The guy sitting next to me who does that horrible wet slurping snot-snorting thing all day is still at it. I swear I'm going to beat him to death with my phone pretty soon.

― 誤訳侮辱

Cheer up, Sneezy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a scream sneeze believer
And a homecoming queen.

― scattered to the nine vectors (snoball)

*bows to snoball*

- people dancing to music on their headphones.

Wrong thread, boo.

Fuck.

kinda lol tho :)

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

thats what everyone else does

What a horribly formed "observation"

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

― carl agita (Je55e), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats what everyone else does

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

legit lol

Not everyone, tbf

I am ashamed to say I watched 15 minutes of Fieri and Rachael Ray's food truck challenge show the other night

coolio was involved

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 7, 2013 9:29 AM (4 hours ago)

wait really? if I'd known...

― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, January 7, 2013 9:33 AM (4 hours ago)

he tried to deep fry something. then someone served fieri some raw meat (which he spat into a garbage can). and Rachael Ray sounds like she smokes 12 packs a day.

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 7, 2013 9:42 AM (4 hours ago)

Rachael Ray is a colony of throat polyps that has grown a vestigial human around itself and has decided not to have it removed.

― Unclean, Unshaven (WilliamC), Monday, January 7, 2013 1:46 PM (9 minutes ago)

otm

Bill Simmons ‏@BillSimmons
My wife tastes like Frosted Flakes.

oh god no

― lag∞n, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huge lol

I do love it when internet rap dudes take criticism of an artist they like as an opportunity to say somebody's assailing rap. the most cowardly grade-school defense imaginable. the subject is chief keef and how his album is a bunch of garbage by a guy who I, literally me, the middle-aged white guy talking to you, could decimate in a battle, because I could rap much better than him and I can't rap for shit. deej could beat keef in battle. whiney too. Tuomas would body Keef in 8 bars and drop the mic onto the icy Finnish stage, and mist would rise from the mic, and the mist would spell "HOW CAN ACTUAL RAP HEADS WITH CRED REP THIS HOT GARBAGE" in a small speech-bubble cloud briefly in the air before dissipating. That is the issue.

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow

yeah that was next level

damn.

i need to hear him spit it before i decide if i like it

That was awesome.

It's a good start, but I'd be more comfortable if in the beginning he would name himself and tell us what he is here to say.

i heard he puked in a sink before he typed that out

posted from his grandma's house iirc

...and the mist would spell "HOW CAN ACTUAL RAP HEADS WITH CRED REP THIS HOT GARBAGE" in a small speech-bubble cloud briefly in the air before dissipating. That is the issue basically how I break it down to an extent.

last time we caught someone napping at work we all pooped on him!

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should have seen his face!

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was covered in poop!

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn aero

sounds like stuff got interesting on the captain keef thread again

I think I hear an Aerosmith cover of "Devil Went Down to Jätkäsaari" coming soon.

Man I am oversleeping on the Chief Keef thread aren't I?

This upwelled in me a burbling sort of feeling not unlike a chuckle:

I had to euthanize my wife because of the increased costs of Obamacare. I own a business that would likely have seen a huge increase in insurance costs. These costs would have had to be passed on to the customer. What customer is going to pay 3 cents more for a product? Someone that values the health and well being of a fellow citizen? Yeah right. So I put my wife down. With the savings from that, I will likely be able to keep prices down. If not, I might sell my Porsche.

― Mordy, Wednesday, January 9, 2013

http://gawker.com/5974396/the-biggest-schmuck-on-earth-left-this-as-a-tip?post=55972102

^^^this guy is consistently the funniest voice on Gawker, along with Caity Weaver