The Hobbit films, previously to be directed by Guillermo del Toro and now to be directed by Peter Jackson again.

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I guess what was most unsettling was that they found the guy who could most approximate aragorn's screen presence while also being short to play thorin

Armitage is actually six foot two. Movie trickery, gotta love it...

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway to my honest surprise this thing seems to be actually gaining a little steam based on the box office returns, even after the expected drop off over the second weekend. My initial impression really was that it just was too out and out OTT to have a chance to come close to Fellowship, say, but it seems like it is, while plenty of people I know who don't know the story said they loved it.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

also did christopher lee and peter jackson make up?

Based on the LOTR documentaries that happened during the publicity tour for ROTK in Copenhagen, so there ya go.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

i had so much fun seeing this. Serkis and McKellen were better than ever and worth the price of admission by themselves and then there was a lot of other great stuff besides them.

fanute me or shoot me (some dude), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

I'm glad the consensus is positive, the only person I know who didn't enjoy it IRL is my brother, who has been getting all boring Tolkien purist about it. And I suspect he liked it more than he'll admit.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

i respect the opinions of the people who are well versed in the books and have issues w/ these as adaptations (and someday i will reread The Hobbit/finish LOTR) but just as movie magic spectacles i love the LOTR trilogy and this feels right in step with those, if with different strengths/weaknesses in spots. so people who liked the previous movies but not this one confuse me.

fanute me or shoot me (some dude), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

The tone's a good deal more frivolous, if you like your fantasy all portentious and brow-furrowed I can see this might not hit the spot for you. Conversely my Dad, who was bored stiff by LOTR, thought this was a hoot.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but that seems like a response to the difference in source material, although yeah i guess that would provide different opinions of the films nonetheless

fanute me or shoot me (some dude), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

If anything Jackson's found a way to make the stories even more consistent that Tolkien ever managed. Tolkien never did a full rewrite of the Hobbit -- he started once but it soon gave out -- but he retconned a chunk of it, mostly to do with Gollum, for an edition in the mid-sixties that's now the standard one.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

the dwarves reminded me of travolta in battlefield earth

乒乓, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

Tolkien never did a full rewrite of the Hobbit -- he started once but it soon gave out -- but he retconned a chunk of it, mostly to do with Gollum, for an edition in the mid-sixties that's now the standard one.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, December 28, 2012 7:59 PM (30 minutes ago)

Mostly to do with the ring iirc... originally the ring was just a magic trinket more or less, not THE ONE RING.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Xjtv3.gif

My new favorite gif.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

some of the comic relief made me grit my teeth but man this movie was fun

arby's, Saturday, 29 December 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

also it helps to think, when you're watching this, that you're just marathoning a tv series, doesn't feel long at all

乒乓, Saturday, 29 December 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

except for the year between episodes

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

My mates are seeing this today. Even though I've seen it already I'm jealous I can't go

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Saturday, 29 December 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

also did christopher lee and peter jackson make up?

― 乒乓, Friday, December 28, 2012 5:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, he did have Gandalf and Galadriel talk telepathically or whatever during most of Lee's dialogue, which was pretty hilarious.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

except for the year between episodes

seasons, my man, year between seasons

乒乓, Saturday, 29 December 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

Woah, really? There was an old Christopher Lee sci fi movie called Starship Invasions where he also speaks telepathically, and it's pretty funny.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't know Christopher Lee and Peter Jackson had a falling out... anyone have a link on the story? Certainly Lee couldn't have been upset that he was playing a villian... did he get screwed out of money or something?

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 29 December 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Nvermind I found it... funny that I don't remember his scenes being cut in ROTK because I have only been watching the extended editions for the past 6 years or so and there's plenty of Lee action in the extended cut.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 29 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

I don't often do See Image Info but that one had me right clickin' in a second.

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

This was pretty dire. Started off well, but once they hit the road it went to shit. Absolutely loved the riddle scene though; no surprise that Serkis tore it up and Freeman finally became Bilbo, if only for that short while.

Once I noticed that the pale orc looked like Peter Garrett in a muscle suit I couldn't take him seriously.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

throughout the whole movie I was sitting there thinking "damn, they spent all this money on this and it still looks fake as hell"

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

Serkis should get a damn oscar nod already imo

PliesStripAThon5Jan20th@gmail.com (some dude), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

As a nerd, I enjoyed this movie. But I can't say I'd recommend it to the average person on the street.

I got up to pee while the dwarves were singing and washing dishes. When I got back, that was still happening.

Still, I may go catch it in IMAX as I personally love to be submersed in these fantasy worlds. The original novel is a great story, but has that annoying "I'm reading this aloud to my grandson" tone. So I'm personally all for interjecting more mythos into the story.

Bottom line: Rankin & Bass did it better, even if they abridged it in the process.

Nate Carson, Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

I got up to pee while the dwarves were singing and washing dishes. When I got back, that was still happening.

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NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

It was funny to me at the time ass well.

At least I have good instincts about when to pee!

Nate Carson, Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

christopher tolkien gave his first ever interview this year:

Invited to meet Peter Jackson, the Tolkien family preferred not to. Why? "They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25," Christopher says regretfully. "And it seems that The Hobbit will be the same kind of film."

This divorce has been systematically driven by the logic of Hollywood. "Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed into the absurdity of our time," Christopher Tolkien observes sadly. "The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has overwhelmed me. The commercialization has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: to turn my head away."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 7 January 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

I think he is far, far overestimating the effect Jackson's films will ever have on the way people read these books.

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

I think the key point is more how people won't read the books when they have the movies!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

that's part of what I mean, I think he's being way too pessimistic about that.

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

Time will tell. As someone who has pretty much everything he's overseen and edited of his father's work, I shall some of his pessimism.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

No matter how prominent the films are, we're talking about the most popular novels in the world...

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

And the films have made book sales skyrocket. Though when you realize how much money the Tolkien family is being cheated out of, it sort of puts his attitude in perspective.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

cheated? heirs pffft

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Is he not overstating the beauty, seriousness and philosophical etc of his father's books somewhat? Tolkien was a scholarly writer, granted, but artistically not exactly Nabakov.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

that was my first thought

Kindle Nagasaki (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

Knowing what I know of the family and all, I think CJRT is extremely glad of that very fact!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

tolkien isn't at that level exactly but maybe 'writing as good as nabokov' isn't the greatest way to judge an author. he's a pretty major writer in a lot of ways (how many other authors basically invented a new genre?) and he clearly took his own work seriously. not surprised christopher feels protective of his dad's work since he's basically devoted his life to it.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

dunno about that genre invention thing

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

i know you can point to all sorts of precedents but the specific kind of fantasy literature that came after JRRT seems pretty different from anything that came before.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

true, he's definitely a demarcation point

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

people 15 to 25 you say

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

saw this tonight and actually dug it way more than i expected to. the rivendell stuff was interminable and i could've done without one or two of the protracted battle scenes (and most of the prologue) but everything else was awesome. actually pretty scary in places, much moreso than i would've expected.

the gollum scene knocks it out of the park -- SO good.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:18 (eleven years ago) link

can't wait for 6-part silmarillion series

buzza, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:28 (eleven years ago) link

This movie was largely crap, with a moment or two of not crap. Things:

1) Considering the giant evil white orc was one of the lamest things about "Return of the King," it's a shame they added another, let alone one that looked like a Thundercat.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081123044821/thundercats/images/3/3d/Panthro.jpg

2) I felt that the scale was off with this one. I could never figure out the height relationship of dwarves, hobbits, goblins, trolls and orcs.

3) Could they not afford dwarf make-up for that one last human-looking dwarf?

http://cdn1.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Kili-the-Dwarf-The-Hobbit.jpg

4) That first hour should have been released as a stand-alone tease over the summer, then the rest better paced and fleshed out.

5) So they just literally stumble upon Rivendale? Not on the map, I guess.

On the plus side, I didn't mind all the prequel portent, because otherwise nothing is at stake.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure Gandalf lead them to Rivendell deliberately while pretending it was an accident

Number None, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

But how did the dwarves, arch-rivals of the elves, not know they were headed straight for Rivendale? That would be number one on my dwarf list of places not to go.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link


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