I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

― carl agita (Je55e), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats what everyone else does

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

legit lol

Not everyone, tbf

I am ashamed to say I watched 15 minutes of Fieri and Rachael Ray's food truck challenge show the other night

coolio was involved

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 7, 2013 9:29 AM (4 hours ago)

wait really? if I'd known...

― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, January 7, 2013 9:33 AM (4 hours ago)

he tried to deep fry something. then someone served fieri some raw meat (which he spat into a garbage can). and Rachael Ray sounds like she smokes 12 packs a day.

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 7, 2013 9:42 AM (4 hours ago)

Rachael Ray is a colony of throat polyps that has grown a vestigial human around itself and has decided not to have it removed.

― Unclean, Unshaven (WilliamC), Monday, January 7, 2013 1:46 PM (9 minutes ago)

otm

Bill Simmons ‏@BillSimmons
My wife tastes like Frosted Flakes.

oh god no

― lag∞n, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huge lol

I do love it when internet rap dudes take criticism of an artist they like as an opportunity to say somebody's assailing rap. the most cowardly grade-school defense imaginable. the subject is chief keef and how his album is a bunch of garbage by a guy who I, literally me, the middle-aged white guy talking to you, could decimate in a battle, because I could rap much better than him and I can't rap for shit. deej could beat keef in battle. whiney too. Tuomas would body Keef in 8 bars and drop the mic onto the icy Finnish stage, and mist would rise from the mic, and the mist would spell "HOW CAN ACTUAL RAP HEADS WITH CRED REP THIS HOT GARBAGE" in a small speech-bubble cloud briefly in the air before dissipating. That is the issue.

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow

yeah that was next level

damn.

i need to hear him spit it before i decide if i like it

That was awesome.

It's a good start, but I'd be more comfortable if in the beginning he would name himself and tell us what he is here to say.

i heard he puked in a sink before he typed that out

posted from his grandma's house iirc

...and the mist would spell "HOW CAN ACTUAL RAP HEADS WITH CRED REP THIS HOT GARBAGE" in a small speech-bubble cloud briefly in the air before dissipating. That is the issue basically how I break it down to an extent.

last time we caught someone napping at work we all pooped on him!

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should have seen his face!

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was covered in poop!

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 4:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn aero

sounds like stuff got interesting on the captain keef thread again

I think I hear an Aerosmith cover of "Devil Went Down to Jätkäsaari" coming soon.

Man I am oversleeping on the Chief Keef thread aren't I?

This upwelled in me a burbling sort of feeling not unlike a chuckle:

I had to euthanize my wife because of the increased costs of Obamacare. I own a business that would likely have seen a huge increase in insurance costs. These costs would have had to be passed on to the customer. What customer is going to pay 3 cents more for a product? Someone that values the health and well being of a fellow citizen? Yeah right. So I put my wife down. With the savings from that, I will likely be able to keep prices down. If not, I might sell my Porsche.

― Mordy, Wednesday, January 9, 2013

http://gawker.com/5974396/the-biggest-schmuck-on-earth-left-this-as-a-tip?post=55972102

^^^this guy is consistently the funniest voice on Gawker, along with Caity Weaver

nah, that guy sux

wkiw tho

How does he feel about corporal keef i wanna know

wtf is fucken?

― pplains, Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:34 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a fuck inside of a chicken

― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:37 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this 'fart' shit is beneath you guys

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:41 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

says D-farty

― 乒乓, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:42 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 8:27 AM (41 seconds ago)

LOL

^^^

like that Star Trek episode...

.. where Den collects particular posts to add onto the collection of entries that really make you think...

is that aero post a parody of a funny joke or someting?

COMEDY LAWYERING COMMENCES...NOW

(quick someone find Lex)

omfg we had Rax here. Went all the time as a kid. Your description is accurate p much.

I have bad memories of the place cuz one day I opened my kid's meal box and there was no cookie inside so my mom nudged me on and i went up to the counter all by myself to tell the lady i didn't get a cookie and she looked back at me with emotionless eyes and said 'you don't get a cookie with that' and my eyes welled up w/ tears and at that moment i became a man

― NINO CARTER, Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:58 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Love Sosa" has dropped from its peak of #31 on the hip-hop/R&B airplay chart two weeks in a row now, think it may have lost its momentum

― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also dropped on hot 100 and digital charts

― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u jackin?

― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Film is famously collaborative. You can be a director and not have final cut, for example. Or it can be like Bertolucci's final cut of 'The Last Emperor' and be worse than the studio release. Editing is an immensely important part of cinema but relatively cheap compared to actually shooting. I'm just saying when there are that many red lights and you can not only talk to Soderbergh but he offers you three days of editing, I'd just be curious to see what he came up with and if any of it worked for me, I'd be all, "Sweet! Thanks, Steve!"

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:11 PM (7 hours ago)

i feel like your premise requires that a guy who was working with Scorsese when Soderbergh was in short pants to be all STEPHEN SODERBERGH with stars in his eyes

― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:14 PM (7 hours ago)

"gee, thanks, steve!" vs "i was having awful sex with natassija kinski on the set of cat people when you were cutting together Yes concerts you fuckwad"

― da croupier, Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:17 PM (7 hours ago)

<3

we all just agree that like Kendrick is Jimmy Page and Keef is Johnny Ramone and those are both perfectly fine aesthetics until deej runs up in here on some "NO KEEF IS SECRETLY JAMES BLOOD ULMER GUYS" and then we make fart jokes

― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, January 11, 2013 4:28 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Starting to feel like I opened a vortex to Planet Fuck You with this thread.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, January 11, 2013 5:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

it's on yr head, raggett

head raggett

what thread?

literary clusterfuck

*reads about vortex to Planet Fuck You*
*immediately wants to know where he can find it*

"I like it when I see white ppl at asian supermarkets, I'm always so intrigued like what exactly are you gonna buy"

once saw what looked to be our middle-school teacher at an asian market? what could she be doing there? three days later we had squid dissections.

― Philip Nunez, Saturday, January 12, 2013 5:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

swa just the last line of that and momentarily interpreted it as a Society is in the gutter entry.